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"Is that why you have your knob out in everyone of your pics? Just to prove your above avarage? "As a grower and not a show-er and as someone who used to have crippling insecurities, yes. | |||
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"Is that why you have your knob out in everyone of your pics? Just to prove your above avarage? "I would not know if he is! No sky remote to give me a clue | |||
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"Is that not a common phrase (for want of a better word), "grower not a show-er" I thought it was." We get it...she said no  | |||
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"Is that not a common phrase (for want of a better word), "grower not a show-er" I thought it was." Never heard it! | |||
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"Is that not a common phrase (for want of a better word), "grower not a show-er" I thought it was. We get it...she said no "Well no actually, i didnt and wouldnt have messaged her because there would be no point, given her stated preferences. But as someone who maybe didn't realise until well into his 20's that his cock wasnt actually small, maybe im a bit sensitive. | |||
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"Is that not a common phrase (for want of a better word), "grower not a show-er" I thought it was. We get it...she said no
Well no actually, i didnt and wouldnt have messaged her because there would be no point, given her stated preferences.
But as someone who maybe didn't realise until well into his 20's that his cock wasnt actually small, maybe im a bit sensitive."So you are complaining about someone who you haven't even had contact with? 
Is this where us ladies have to look at your pics and shower you with compliments because you can't accept someone's preference? | |||
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"Fuckin hell mate, it's Sunday morning. Have a wank and chill the fuck out " Pffft | |||
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"Hey Just saw a status report from some woman complaining about guys assuming they were big if they were less than 9" And looking for the ever elusive 12" cock. Its clear to me that women are just as delusional and warped by porn as men are, what do you think? Uk average is something like 6" (i think its actually much shorter than that, maybe 4.5") and even something like 8" is more than 2 standard deviations off the mean. (which these days women seem to think of as average, when its actually getting into male stripper territory) Which means any guy with a cock larger than that is going to be less than like 5% of the total population, much, much less. I am not that big myself (bigger than the UK average and large enough to need to buy certain condoms because durex dont fit) but any girl i've been with has always been impressed. Anyway my point is that unless you whip out a tape measure, you really arent going to be able to tell the difference between 8" and 10", because they will never have seen one in real life. We get it girls, you like it big, but all these guys with 9" cocks or larger, basically they dont exist. Or the 2 or three of them in edinburgh all hang out together or something. (well they do exist obviously but what I am saying is they are actually very very rare and correspondingly so are your chances of meeting them). Oh and is the whole BBC thing not statistically impossible and an incredibly racist mandingo type thing? The reverse would see men labelled as racist misogynists. Sorry to break it to you ladies but anything bigger than 6" is big, Officially and unequivocal, maybe buy a smaller and more realistic dildo next time." All I got from the above was: Ladies like bigger cock. I have to buy big condoms because of my big cock. | |||
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"No i suppose ive just got some body image issues and got triggered." Dude we all have body issues, whether we would change our nose, boob size or ask for a tighter fanny so the average guys cock will hit the sides lol I have my fair share of insecurities but I've actually come to realise that I don't give a hoot what anyone thinks anymore. If you find a lady that's happy as you are then you go for it as I'm just giving arseholes a wide berth on here and enjoying my real friends who are always there | |||
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"I feel like if half the guys on here changed their profiles to demand "small, tight pussy only" that most woman would find it disgusting that we would demand and say such horrible things about woman's bodies compared to the woman who genuinely wouldn't care less and wouldn't be offended as its just preference, and id bet if one of you woman posted a thread about how horrible it is to talk that way about women's bodies that they wouldn't be getting half the negative messages as the op is getting about the same subject, they would probably be getting supportive messages slaying body shaming and all that shit. I agree that it really is just preferences but woman seem to get away with being more harsh about it and can say things us men just wouldn't get away with. ...and stop bragging about your massive "too big for durex" cock "It's a harsh reality of the site that women can pick and choose as they do. But none of us are forced to come on here. And if I read a profile that demanded a small tight pussy in a size 8 body, along with another list of demands, I'd think "dick, not for me". I wouldnt post about it in the Forum. The guy is allowed to have his likes and dislikes, even if I think it makes him a shallow prick. You can't take anything too serious or to heart on here. Can't understand why so many folk spit the dummy cause they don't match a complete strangers requirements. | |||
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" You can't take anything too serious or to heart on here. Can't understand why so many folk spit the dummy cause they don't match a complete strangers requirements." I don't get it either, so many other profiles to focus on! | |||
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"Oh i was meaning more in the sense that you prefer to show her face than your own in your pics "I was thinking the same. Did she give permission for you to put the pics up without hiding her face? | |||
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"Hey Just saw a status report from some woman complaining about guys assuming they were big if they were less than 9" And looking for the ever elusive 12" cock. Its clear to me that women are just as delusional and warped by porn as men are, what do you think? Uk average is something like 6" (i think its actually much shorter than that, maybe 4.5") and even something like 8" is more than 2 standard deviations off the mean. (which these days women seem to think of as average, when its actually getting into male stripper territory) Which means any guy with a cock larger than that is going to be less than like 5% of the total population, much, much less. I am not that big myself (bigger than the UK average and large enough to need to buy certain condoms because durex dont fit) but any girl i've been with has always been impressed. Anyway my point is that unless you whip out a tape measure, you really arent going to be able to tell the difference between 8" and 10", because they will never have seen one in real life. We get it girls, you like it big, but all these guys with 9" cocks or larger, basically they dont exist. Or the 2 or three of them in edinburgh all hang out together or something. (well they do exist obviously but what I am saying is they are actually very very rare and correspondingly so are your chances of meeting them). Oh and is the whole BBC thing not statistically impossible and an incredibly racist mandingo type thing? The reverse would see men labelled as racist misogynists. Sorry to break it to you ladies but anything bigger than 6" is big, Officially and unequivocal, maybe buy a smaller and more realistic dildo next time." Relax dude, personal choice. Some women need a huge cock to cum because (and I know I'm going to get slaughtered here but I don't care) the are simply slack down there and have no tone and a weak pelvic floor. Others are simply fat and a few inches of cock never even get past the rolls of skin to penetrate actual vagina. Others can't cum easily because they play constantly with their vibrators and big dildos and have subsequently desensitised themselves and stretched themselves up so they need a huge cock to feel full again. Much the same way that a guy that's circumcised is desensitised over his glans as through time the boy lays down thickened tissue in response to friction. Everyone had a preference, for some it's the visual stimulation of a big one and it different from their usual, for others it's a simple must. Just the same way as there are guys on here with small cocks, there are women with bucket fannys! Lobs a grenade and walks off! | |||
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"Hey Just saw a status report from some woman complaining about guys assuming they were big if they were less than 9" And looking for the ever elusive 12" cock. Its clear to me that women are just as delusional and warped by porn as men are, what do you think? Uk average is something like 6" (i think its actually much shorter than that, maybe 4.5") and even something like 8" is more than 2 standard deviations off the mean. (which these days women seem to think of as average, when its actually getting into male stripper territory) Which means any guy with a cock larger than that is going to be less than like 5% of the total population, much, much less. I am not that big myself (bigger than the UK average and large enough to need to buy certain condoms because durex dont fit) but any girl i've been with has always been impressed. Anyway my point is that unless you whip out a tape measure, you really arent going to be able to tell the difference between 8" and 10", because they will never have seen one in real life. We get it girls, you like it big, but all these guys with 9" cocks or larger, basically they dont exist. Or the 2 or three of them in edinburgh all hang out together or something. (well they do exist obviously but what I am saying is they are actually very very rare and correspondingly so are your chances of meeting them). Oh and is the whole BBC thing not statistically impossible and an incredibly racist mandingo type thing? The reverse would see men labelled as racist misogynists. Sorry to break it to you ladies but anything bigger than 6" is big, Officially and unequivocal, maybe buy a smaller and more realistic dildo next time." knob | |||
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"Hey Just saw a status report from some woman complaining about guys assuming they were big if they were less than 9" And looking for the ever elusive 12" cock. Its clear to me that women are just as delusional and warped by porn as men are, what do you think? Uk average is something like 6" (i think its actually much shorter than that, maybe 4.5") and even something like 8" is more than 2 standard deviations off the mean. (which these days women seem to think of as average, when its actually getting into male stripper territory) Which means any guy with a cock larger than that is going to be less than like 5% of the total population, much, much less. I am not that big myself (bigger than the UK average and large enough to need to buy certain condoms because durex dont fit) but any girl i've been with has always been impressed. Anyway my point is that unless you whip out a tape measure, you really arent going to be able to tell the difference between 8" and 10", because they will never have seen one in real life. We get it girls, you like it big, but all these guys with 9" cocks or larger, basically they dont exist. Or the 2 or three of them in edinburgh all hang out together or something. (well they do exist obviously but what I am saying is they are actually very very rare and correspondingly so are your chances of meeting them). Oh and is the whole BBC thing not statistically impossible and an incredibly racist mandingo type thing? The reverse would see men labelled as racist misogynists. Sorry to break it to you ladies but anything bigger than 6" is big, Officially and unequivocal, maybe buy a smaller and more realistic dildo next time. Relax dude, personal choice. Some women need a huge cock to cum because (and I know I'm going to get slaughtered here but I don't care) the are simply slack down there and have no tone and a weak pelvic floor. Others are simply fat and a few inches of cock never even get past the rolls of skin to penetrate actual vagina. Others can't cum easily because they play constantly with their vibrators and big dildos and have subsequently desensitised themselves and stretched themselves up so they need a huge cock to feel full again. Much the same way that a guy that's circumcised is desensitised over his glans as through time the boy lays down thickened tissue in response to friction. Everyone had a preference, for some it's the visual stimulation of a big one and it different from their usual, for others it's a simple must. Just the same way as there are guys on here with small cocks, there are women with bucket fannys! Lobs a grenade and walks off! "don't walk off, stand where you are | |||
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"Hey Just saw a status report from some woman complaining about guys assuming they were big if they were less than 9" And looking for the ever elusive 12" cock. Its clear to me that women are just as delusional and warped by porn as men are, what do you think? Uk average is something like 6" (i think its actually much shorter than that, maybe 4.5") and even something like 8" is more than 2 standard deviations off the mean. (which these days women seem to think of as average, when its actually getting into male stripper territory) Which means any guy with a cock larger than that is going to be less than like 5% of the total population, much, much less. I am not that big myself (bigger than the UK average and large enough to need to buy certain condoms because durex dont fit) but any girl i've been with has always been impressed. Anyway my point is that unless you whip out a tape measure, you really arent going to be able to tell the difference between 8" and 10", because they will never have seen one in real life. We get it girls, you like it big, but all these guys with 9" cocks or larger, basically they dont exist. Or the 2 or three of them in edinburgh all hang out together or something. (well they do exist obviously but what I am saying is they are actually very very rare and correspondingly so are your chances of meeting them). Oh and is the whole BBC thing not statistically impossible and an incredibly racist mandingo type thing? The reverse would see men labelled as racist misogynists. Sorry to break it to you ladies but anything bigger than 6" is big, Officially and unequivocal, maybe buy a smaller and more realistic dildo next time. Relax dude, personal choice. Some women need a huge cock to cum because (and I know I'm going to get slaughtered here but I don't care) the are simply slack down there and have no tone and a weak pelvic floor. Others are simply fat and a few inches of cock never even get past the rolls of skin to penetrate actual vagina. Others can't cum easily because they play constantly with their vibrators and big dildos and have subsequently desensitised themselves and stretched themselves up so they need a huge cock to feel full again. Much the same way that a guy that's circumcised is desensitised over his glans as through time the boy lays down thickened tissue in response to friction. Everyone had a preference, for some it's the visual stimulation of a big one and it different from their usual, for others it's a simple must. Just the same way as there are guys on here with small cocks, there are women with bucket fannys! Lobs a grenade and walks off! "(passes stab proof vest) | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 08/04/18 11:26:31] Or is it because ya cannae take the heat "Lol no, definitely not, I don't give a toss what the fab clique say. We all know it's true, I just happened to say it out loud. | |||
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"Oh i was meaning more in the sense that you prefer to show her face than your own in your pics
I was thinking the same. Did she give permission for you to put the pics up without hiding her face? "And add me to that same thought too! R | |||
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"Hey Just saw a status report from some woman complaining about guys assuming they were big if they were less than 9" And looking for the ever elusive 12" cock. Its clear to me that women are just as delusional and warped by porn as men are, what do you think? Uk average is something like 6" (i think its actually much shorter than that, maybe 4.5") and even something like 8" is more than 2 standard deviations off the mean. (which these days women seem to think of as average, when its actually getting into male stripper territory) Which means any guy with a cock larger than that is going to be less than like 5% of the total population, much, much less. I am not that big myself (bigger than the UK average and large enough to need to buy certain condoms because durex dont fit) but any girl i've been with has always been impressed. Anyway my point is that unless you whip out a tape measure, you really arent going to be able to tell the difference between 8" and 10", because they will never have seen one in real life. We get it girls, you like it big, but all these guys with 9" cocks or larger, basically they dont exist. Or the 2 or three of them in edinburgh all hang out together or something. (well they do exist obviously but what I am saying is they are actually very very rare and correspondingly so are your chances of meeting them). Oh and is the whole BBC thing not statistically impossible and an incredibly racist mandingo type thing? The reverse would see men labelled as racist misogynists. Sorry to break it to you ladies but anything bigger than 6" is big, Officially and unequivocal, maybe buy a smaller and more realistic dildo next time. Relax dude, personal choice. Some women need a huge cock to cum because (and I know I'm going to get slaughtered here but I don't care) the are simply slack down there and have no tone and a weak pelvic floor. Others are simply fat and a few inches of cock never even get past the rolls of skin to penetrate actual vagina. Others can't cum easily because they play constantly with their vibrators and big dildos and have subsequently desensitised themselves and stretched themselves up so they need a huge cock to feel full again. Much the same way that a guy that's circumcised is desensitised over his glans as through time the boy lays down thickened tissue in response to friction. Everyone had a preference, for some it's the visual stimulation of a big one and it different from their usual, for others it's a simple must. Just the same way as there are guys on here with small cocks, there are women with bucket fannys! Lobs a grenade and walks off! "I’m actually crying with laughter brill post thankfully below average more than satisfies me and my pelvic floor is incredibly toned with zero effort on my part | |||
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"Hey Just saw a status report from some woman complaining about guys assuming they were big if they were less than 9" And looking for the ever elusive 12" cock. Its clear to me that women are just as delusional and warped by porn as men are, what do you think? Uk average is something like 6" (i think its actually much shorter than that, maybe 4.5") and even something like 8" is more than 2 standard deviations off the mean. (which these days women seem to think of as average, when its actually getting into male stripper territory) Which means any guy with a cock larger than that is going to be less than like 5% of the total population, much, much less. I am not that big myself (bigger than the UK average and large enough to need to buy certain condoms because durex dont fit) but any girl i've been with has always been impressed. Anyway my point is that unless you whip out a tape measure, you really arent going to be able to tell the difference between 8" and 10", because they will never have seen one in real life. We get it girls, you like it big, but all these guys with 9" cocks or larger, basically they dont exist. Or the 2 or three of them in edinburgh all hang out together or something. (well they do exist obviously but what I am saying is they are actually very very rare and correspondingly so are your chances of meeting them). Oh and is the whole BBC thing not statistically impossible and an incredibly racist mandingo type thing? The reverse would see men labelled as racist misogynists. Sorry to break it to you ladies but anything bigger than 6" is big, Officially and unequivocal, maybe buy a smaller and more realistic dildo next time. Relax dude, personal choice. Some women need a huge cock to cum because (and I know I'm going to get slaughtered here but I don't care) the are simply slack down there and have no tone and a weak pelvic floor. Others are simply fat and a few inches of cock never even get past the rolls of skin to penetrate actual vagina. Others can't cum easily because they play constantly with their vibrators and big dildos and have subsequently desensitised themselves and stretched themselves up so they need a huge cock to feel full again. Much the same way that a guy that's circumcised is desensitised over his glans as through time the boy lays down thickened tissue in response to friction. Everyone had a preference, for some it's the visual stimulation of a big one and it different from their usual, for others it's a simple must. Just the same way as there are guys on here with small cocks, there are women with bucket fannys! Lobs a grenade and walks off! "Where did you lo that grenade? Up a bucket fanny? | |||
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"Hey Just saw a status report from some woman complaining about guys assuming they were big if they were less than 9" And looking for the ever elusive 12" cock. Its clear to me that women are just as delusional and warped by porn as men are, what do you think? Uk average is something like 6" (i think its actually much shorter than that, maybe 4.5") and even something like 8" is more than 2 standard deviations off the mean. (which these days women seem to think of as average, when its actually getting into male stripper territory) Which means any guy with a cock larger than that is going to be less than like 5% of the total population, much, much less. I am not that big myself (bigger than the UK average and large enough to need to buy certain condoms because durex dont fit) but any girl i've been with has always been impressed. Anyway my point is that unless you whip out a tape measure, you really arent going to be able to tell the difference between 8" and 10", because they will never have seen one in real life. We get it girls, you like it big, but all these guys with 9" cocks or larger, basically they dont exist. Or the 2 or three of them in edinburgh all hang out together or something. (well they do exist obviously but what I am saying is they are actually very very rare and correspondingly so are your chances of meeting them). Oh and is the whole BBC thing not statistically impossible and an incredibly racist mandingo type thing? The reverse would see men labelled as racist misogynists. Sorry to break it to you ladies but anything bigger than 6" is big, Officially and unequivocal, maybe buy a smaller and more realistic dildo next time. Relax dude, personal choice. Some women need a huge cock to cum because (and I know I'm going to get slaughtered here but I don't care) the are simply slack down there and have no tone and a weak pelvic floor. Others are simply fat and a few inches of cock never even get past the rolls of skin to penetrate actual vagina. Others can't cum easily because they play constantly with their vibrators and big dildos and have subsequently desensitised themselves and stretched themselves up so they need a huge cock to feel full again. Much the same way that a guy that's circumcised is desensitised over his glans as through time the boy lays down thickened tissue in response to friction. Everyone had a preference, for some it's the visual stimulation of a big one and it different from their usual, for others it's a simple must. Just the same way as there are guys on here with small cocks, there are women with bucket fannys! Lobs a grenade and walks off!
I’m actually crying with laughter brill post thankfully below average more than satisfies me and my pelvic floor is incredibly toned with zero effort on my part "lol Christ iv had 3 kids naturally all over 9lbs I'm saying nowt about mine  | |||
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"Hey Just saw a status report from some woman complaining about guys assuming they were big if they were less than 9" And looking for the ever elusive 12" cock. Its clear to me that women are just as delusional and warped by porn as men are, what do you think? Uk average is something like 6" (i think its actually much shorter than that, maybe 4.5") and even something like 8" is more than 2 standard deviations off the mean. (which these days women seem to think of as average, when its actually getting into male stripper territory) Which means any guy with a cock larger than that is going to be less than like 5% of the total population, much, much less. I am not that big myself (bigger than the UK average and large enough to need to buy certain condoms because durex dont fit) but any girl i've been with has always been impressed. Anyway my point is that unless you whip out a tape measure, you really arent going to be able to tell the difference between 8" and 10", because they will never have seen one in real life. We get it girls, you like it big, but all these guys with 9" cocks or larger, basically they dont exist. Or the 2 or three of them in edinburgh all hang out together or something. (well they do exist obviously but what I am saying is they are actually very very rare and correspondingly so are your chances of meeting them). Oh and is the whole BBC thing not statistically impossible and an incredibly racist mandingo type thing? The reverse would see men labelled as racist misogynists. Sorry to break it to you ladies but anything bigger than 6" is big, Officially and unequivocal, maybe buy a smaller and more realistic dildo next time. Relax dude, personal choice. Some women need a huge cock to cum because (and I know I'm going to get slaughtered here but I don't care) the are simply slack down there and have no tone and a weak pelvic floor. Others are simply fat and a few inches of cock never even get past the rolls of skin to penetrate actual vagina. Others can't cum easily because they play constantly with their vibrators and big dildos and have subsequently desensitised themselves and stretched themselves up so they need a huge cock to feel full again. Much the same way that a guy that's circumcised is desensitised over his glans as through time the boy lays down thickened tissue in response to friction. Everyone had a preference, for some it's the visual stimulation of a big one and it different from their usual, for others it's a simple must. Just the same way as there are guys on here with small cocks, there are women with bucket fannys! Lobs a grenade and walks off! "Touche  | |||
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"Hey Just saw a status report from some woman complaining about guys assuming they were big if they were less than 9" And looking for the ever elusive 12" cock. Its clear to me that women are just as delusional and warped by porn as men are, what do you think? Uk average is something like 6" (i think its actually much shorter than that, maybe 4.5") and even something like 8" is more than 2 standard deviations off the mean. (which these days women seem to think of as average, when its actually getting into male stripper territory) Which means any guy with a cock larger than that is going to be less than like 5% of the total population, much, much less. I am not that big myself (bigger than the UK average and large enough to need to buy certain condoms because durex dont fit) but any girl i've been with has always been impressed. Anyway my point is that unless you whip out a tape measure, you really arent going to be able to tell the difference between 8" and 10", because they will never have seen one in real life. We get it girls, you like it big, but all these guys with 9" cocks or larger, basically they dont exist. Or the 2 or three of them in edinburgh all hang out together or something. (well they do exist obviously but what I am saying is they are actually very very rare and correspondingly so are your chances of meeting them). Oh and is the whole BBC thing not statistically impossible and an incredibly racist mandingo type thing? The reverse would see men labelled as racist misogynists. Sorry to break it to you ladies but anything bigger than 6" is big, Officially and unequivocal, maybe buy a smaller and more realistic dildo next time. Relax dude, personal choice. Some women need a huge cock to cum because (and I know I'm going to get slaughtered here but I don't care) the are simply slack down there and have no tone and a weak pelvic floor. Others are simply fat and a few inches of cock never even get past the rolls of skin to penetrate actual vagina. Others can't cum easily because they play constantly with their vibrators and big dildos and have subsequently desensitised themselves and stretched themselves up so they need a huge cock to feel full again. Much the same way that a guy that's circumcised is desensitised over his glans as through time the boy lays down thickened tissue in response to friction. Everyone had a preference, for some it's the visual stimulation of a big one and it different from their usual, for others it's a simple must. Just the same way as there are guys on here with small cocks, there are women with bucket fannys! Lobs a grenade and walks off!
I’m actually crying with laughter brill post thankfully below average more than satisfies me and my pelvic floor is incredibly toned with zero effort on my part lol Christ iv had 3 kids naturally all over 9lbs I'm saying nowt about mine "My three were all tiny babies and couldn’t come naturally because I’m too small down below so had to come out sunroof | |||
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"Hey Just saw a status report from some woman complaining about guys assuming they were big if they were less than 9" And looking for the ever elusive 12" cock. Its clear to me that women are just as delusional and warped by porn as men are, what do you think? Uk average is something like 6" (i think its actually much shorter than that, maybe 4.5") and even something like 8" is more than 2 standard deviations off the mean. (which these days women seem to think of as average, when its actually getting into male stripper territory) Which means any guy with a cock larger than that is going to be less than like 5% of the total population, much, much less. I am not that big myself (bigger than the UK average and large enough to need to buy certain condoms because durex dont fit) but any girl i've been with has always been impressed. Anyway my point is that unless you whip out a tape measure, you really arent going to be able to tell the difference between 8" and 10", because they will never have seen one in real life. We get it girls, you like it big, but all these guys with 9" cocks or larger, basically they dont exist. Or the 2 or three of them in edinburgh all hang out together or something. (well they do exist obviously but what I am saying is they are actually very very rare and correspondingly so are your chances of meeting them). Oh and is the whole BBC thing not statistically impossible and an incredibly racist mandingo type thing? The reverse would see men labelled as racist misogynists. Sorry to break it to you ladies but anything bigger than 6" is big, Officially and unequivocal, maybe buy a smaller and more realistic dildo next time. Relax dude, personal choice. Some women need a huge cock to cum because (and I know I'm going to get slaughtered here but I don't care) the are simply slack down there and have no tone and a weak pelvic floor. Others are simply fat and a few inches of cock never even get past the rolls of skin to penetrate actual vagina. Others can't cum easily because they play constantly with their vibrators and big dildos and have subsequently desensitised themselves and stretched themselves up so they need a huge cock to feel full again. Much the same way that a guy that's circumcised is desensitised over his glans as through time the boy lays down thickened tissue in response to friction. Everyone had a preference, for some it's the visual stimulation of a big one and it different from their usual, for others it's a simple must. Just the same way as there are guys on here with small cocks, there are women with bucket fannys! Lobs a grenade and walks off!
I’m actually crying with laughter brill post thankfully below average more than satisfies me and my pelvic floor is incredibly toned with zero effort on my part lol Christ iv had 3 kids naturally all over 9lbs I'm saying nowt about mine
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"Hey Just saw a status report from some woman complaining about guys assuming they were big if they were less than 9" And looking for the ever elusive 12" cock. Its clear to me that women are just as delusional and warped by porn as men are, what do you think? Uk average is something like 6" (i think its actually much shorter than that, maybe 4.5") and even something like 8" is more than 2 standard deviations off the mean. (which these days women seem to think of as average, when its actually getting into male stripper territory) Which means any guy with a cock larger than that is going to be less than like 5% of the total population, much, much less. I am not that big myself (bigger than the UK average and large enough to need to buy certain condoms because durex dont fit) but any girl i've been with has always been impressed. Anyway my point is that unless you whip out a tape measure, you really arent going to be able to tell the difference between 8" and 10", because they will never have seen one in real life. We get it girls, you like it big, but all these guys with 9" cocks or larger, basically they dont exist. Or the 2 or three of them in edinburgh all hang out together or something. (well they do exist obviously but what I am saying is they are actually very very rare and correspondingly so are your chances of meeting them). Oh and is the whole BBC thing not statistically impossible and an incredibly racist mandingo type thing? The reverse would see men labelled as racist misogynists. Sorry to break it to you ladies but anything bigger than 6" is big, Officially and unequivocal, maybe buy a smaller and more realistic dildo next time. Relax dude, personal choice. Some women need a huge cock to cum because (and I know I'm going to get slaughtered here but I don't care) the are simply slack down there and have no tone and a weak pelvic floor. Others are simply fat and a few inches of cock never even get past the rolls of skin to penetrate actual vagina. Others can't cum easily because they play constantly with their vibrators and big dildos and have subsequently desensitised themselves and stretched themselves up so they need a huge cock to feel full again. Much the same way that a guy that's circumcised is desensitised over his glans as through time the boy lays down thickened tissue in response to friction. Everyone had a preference, for some it's the visual stimulation of a big one and it different from their usual, for others it's a simple must. Just the same way as there are guys on here with small cocks, there are women with bucket fannys! Lobs a grenade and walks off!
I’m actually crying with laughter brill post thankfully below average more than satisfies me and my pelvic floor is incredibly toned with zero effort on my part lol Christ iv had 3 kids naturally all over 9lbs I'm saying nowt about mine
My three were all tiny babies and couldn’t come naturally because I’m too small down below so had to come out sunroof oh now I do feel slack "We’re all made different if we were all the same life would be boring x you probably subconsciously feel looser but if you can pleasure and be pleasured then that’s all that matters. | |||
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I’m actually crying with laughter brill post thankfully below average more than satisfies me and my pelvic floor is incredibly toned with zero effort on my part lol Christ iv had 3 kids naturally all over 9lbs I'm saying nowt about mine
My three were all tiny babies and couldn’t come naturally because I’m too small down below so had to come out sunroof oh now I do feel slack
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"I'm a heightest and proud of it What your forgetting is this is a sex site 1st and foremost. Men and women of all ages can choose to have preferences .. Because they can. Men can say they don't want to meet large or curvy women or redheads or any chick with boobs below a D cup. It's all about individual preferences. But you seem to be tarring all women with a few profiles you have seen. Not all chicks like big dicks." Yeah I refuse to send pics and guys can’t really do the maths too well size 14/16 34H ion Someone as tall as me is curvy on a six footer that would be slim and on someone at five foot then into bbw territory but again that would also depend on where you shop because I can also fit into size 12 dresses if they’re properly tailored and then other times I can’t even get a size 20 over the puppies Everything is so subjective but wow this is deep shit for a Sunday lol | |||
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"If a woman can push a 12 pound baby out there foofah I'm sure a 10imch boaby will fit nice as would a 4 inch.Maybe I'm wrong but always thought it wasn't the fuse but the dynamite behind it that mattered .but if someone woman wants an horse dick in her let her crackon it is her choice .oh by the way I can use durex and I'm proud "It’s all about the lube and the sexual tension the body if given time and enough stimulus will adapt itself naturally this is where most men struggle and foreplay is real, if a guy with an 8” cock tried to give me a quick chances are I’d tear, bleed, not be able to pee properly for about a week or sit down comfortably for a few days  | |||
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"I can always fit into a size 12 dress...I must be perfectly in proportion "I wish I was although to be fair that would mean having to get rid of the puppies and I love them as much as men do well in fact women too have been known to grab them and bury they’re faces in them | |||
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"I can always fit into a size 12 dress...I must be perfectly in proportion
I wish I was although to be fair that would mean having to get rid of the puppies and I love them as much as men do well in fact women too have been known to grab them and bury they’re faces in them "I will never be a size 12 for that reason too... Also the ass disapears too... | |||
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I wish I was although to be fair that would mean having to get rid of the puppies and I love them as much as men do well in fact women too have been known to grab them and bury they’re faces in them "You know what they say about more than a handful | |||
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"I can always fit into a size 12 dress...I must be perfectly in proportion
I wish I was although to be fair that would mean having to get rid of the puppies and I love them as much as men do well in fact women too have been known to grab them and bury they’re faces in them
You know what they say about more than a handful "Leaves room to suck and nibble on
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Hahaha and eh where was my snog at the rock social ? Seems you were passing them about "He doesn’t snog, he smooches  | |||
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"I can always fit into a size 12 dress...I must be perfectly in proportion
I wish I was although to be fair that would mean having to get rid of the puppies and I love them as much as men do well in fact women too have been known to grab them and bury they’re faces in them
You know what they say about more than a handful
Leaves room to suck and nibble on
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"This is why I love the forums ...you couldn't make this sh*t up
Hahaha and eh where was my snog at the rock social ? Seems you were passing them about
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"I can always fit into a size 12 dress...I must be perfectly in proportion
I wish I was although to be fair that would mean having to get rid of the puppies and I love them as much as men do well in fact women too have been known to grab them and bury they’re faces in them
You know what they say about more than a handful
Leaves room to suck and nibble on
Plenty to share round
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" And also in my opinion, that irrespective of the cock size, most women require more than the cock entering her to cum. But perhaps I am delusional for watching too much porn and wanting satisfaction and even an orgasm. And no. Wasn't impressed. " While i 100% agree with the smack down for putting your pictures out there (i would be fuming and hopefully admin do something about it ... i hate creeps that share others photos online) It might have made more sense to block him and remove the 3 verifications which show you clearly enjoyed yourself enough to return multiple times and also praise both his oral and sex skills ... BEFORE announcing to the forum that he is shit at both All it does is show how much BS the whole verification system is  | |||
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" And also in my opinion, that irrespective of the cock size, most women require more than the cock entering her to cum. But perhaps I am delusional for watching too much porn and wanting satisfaction and even an orgasm. And no. Wasn't impressed. While i 100% agree with the smack down for putting your pictures out there (i would be fuming and hopefully admin do something about it ... i hate creeps that share others photos online) It might have made more sense to block him and remove the 3 verifications which show you clearly enjoyed yourself enough to return multiple times and also praise both his oral and sex skills ... BEFORE announcing to the forum that he is shit at both All it does is show how much BS the whole verification system is "The verifications are glowing in her praise of him. So which is the lie...the multiple veris or the forum post | |||
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"It really pisses me off when guys (and it's always guys) use pics that are 90% a female that they've been with. If I'm looking at a profile's pics I want to see the person whose profile it is, not their meets. And as said above, not all women want big cocks, anything over 9/10" hurts me. This post just screams "I have a big cock ladies, come and get it". No thanks
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He’ll have the most views ever, to his profile today!"I'd never take anyone else's word | |||
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He’ll have the most views ever, to his profile today!
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"The forementioned Dr.Chef here, to answer some of the questions above, I doubt I'll be making my own thread anytime soon, would rather not fall into that cliche "fab guy" category... In terms of profile views, I've had 3 haha. Which is better than some days. Even if your not a plum its hard enough on here as a single guy. And in relation to the post, some of you got it, he was a nice guy... but as many women will atest to I'm sure, one skill many, many men have, in becoming assholes. We excell at that are all men are guilty at it at some time or another. I'm sure from the OP's post we can all do the maths here. " But you posted on this one anyway | |||
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"Just because one woman put a status like that on her profile, doesn't mean we're all expecting monster cocks. I'd say over 8" would class as big though. Most of us prefer average " Phew!!! | |||
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"The forementioned Dr.Chef here, to answer some of the questions above, I doubt I'll be making my own thread anytime soon, would rather not fall into that cliche "fab guy" category... In terms of profile views, I've had 3 haha. Which is better than some days. Even if your not a plum its hard enough on here as a single guy. And in relation to the post, some of you got it, he was a nice guy... but as many women will atest to I'm sure, one skill many, many men have, in becoming assholes. We excell at that are all men are guilty at it at some time or another. I'm sure from the OP's post we can all do the maths here. But you posted on this one anyway "And curiosity got the better of me and I had a nosey at his profile | |||
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"The forementioned Dr.Chef here, to answer some of the questions above, I doubt I'll be making my own thread anytime soon, would rather not fall into that cliche "fab guy" category... In terms of profile views, I've had 3 haha. Which is better than some days. Even if your not a plum its hard enough on here as a single guy. And in relation to the post, some of you got it, he was a nice guy... but as many women will atest to I'm sure, one skill many, many men have, in becoming assholes. We excell at that are all men are guilty at it at some time or another. I'm sure from the OP's post we can all do the maths here. But you posted on this one anyway
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"The forementioned Dr.Chef here, to answer some of the questions above, I doubt I'll be making my own thread anytime soon, would rather not fall into that cliche "fab guy" category... In terms of profile views, I've had 3 haha. Which is better than some days. Even if your not a plum its hard enough on here as a single guy. And in relation to the post, some of you got it, he was a nice guy... but as many women will atest to I'm sure, one skill many, many men have, in becoming assholes. We excell at that are all men are guilty at it at some time or another. I'm sure from the OP's post we can all do the maths here. But you posted on this one anyway
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"The forementioned Dr.Chef here, to answer some of the questions above, I doubt I'll be making my own thread anytime soon, would rather not fall into that cliche "fab guy" category... In terms of profile views, I've had 3 haha. Which is better than some days. Even if your not a plum its hard enough on here as a single guy. And in relation to the post, some of you got it, he was a nice guy... but as many women will atest to I'm sure, one skill many, many men have, in becoming assholes. We excell at that are all men are guilty at it at some time or another. I'm sure from the OP's post we can all do the maths here. But you posted on this one anyway
And curiosity got the better of me and I had a nosey at his profile
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"My guess would be exaggerated veri and (quite rightly so) raging forum post lashing out I know ive been there when ive praised someone as a great guy in a veri and then they turned out to be a knob later down the line and i felt like it just being there was humiliating me so i blocked him so it would go away (luckily i dont leave reviews on peoples ability to have sex though so it was more just my opinion of him as a person had changed) " Yeah....kind of what happened. I'm totally rubbish at leaving a shit veri. There were a few ok times but far outweighed by the issues I mentioned in my earlier post. I hadn't mentioned them in the veri I left because I didn't want to be nasty. Then I found out my pics are up. Then down again. Now they are up with my face covered even though he now explicitly knows I don't want them up. Took advice from you guys and blocked them so they went away. I hadn't realised he still had them up. Still totally mortified. | |||
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"My guess would be exaggerated veri and (quite rightly so) raging forum post lashing out I know ive been there when ive praised someone as a great guy in a veri and then they turned out to be a knob later down the line and i felt like it just being there was humiliating me so i blocked him so it would go away (luckily i dont leave reviews on peoples ability to have sex though so it was more just my opinion of him as a person had changed) Yeah....kind of what happened. I'm totally rubbish at leaving a shit veri. There were a few ok times but far outweighed by the issues I mentioned in my earlier post. I hadn't mentioned them in the veri I left because I didn't want to be nasty. Then I found out my pics are up. Then down again. Now they are up with my face covered even though he now explicitly knows I don't want them up. Took advice from you guys and blocked them so they went away. I hadn't realised he still had them up. Still totally mortified." Yeah you should be mortified!!! That you went back and gave this guy multiple verifications which you've basically lied in. You didn't have to leave any verifications, you chose to and you look pretty stupid now! Who's going to belive a word you say? Proves my point on another thread about the worthlessness of verifications. And to the OP, as one Irish man to another, stop being a total prick and take the photos down that you've blacked out her face as she's clearly stated she wants you to delete them. Needy arsehole. | |||
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"Agreed 're the veris. Think at first I was impressed but as time went on I realised nothing was gonna improve. But point taken. Won't be leaving veris now but then I'm only meeting as a couple these days. " Thats upto you but try not let it stop you in future regarding veris. I think most take them all with a pinch of salt anyway. Its like a reference in some ways, you dont get bad one's. If not had a good time or whatever then dont write one and dont meet again. I think veris are fine and one of the better ways of seeing if folk are gen and that they can be reliable when it comes to meeting. Also who they from can be of help. G | |||
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