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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

To open a hotel for swingers only what would you call it and how would you describe it?..just a bit of fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Swing Inn...

I think it would have to have rooms for every (legal) kink, and a few borderline vanilla ones for those who like that sort of thing. Naked or semi naked staff, and a clothing ootional bar and restaurant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To open a hotel for swingers only what would you call it and how would you describe it?..just a bit of fun "

I would base it on an olde English themed place and call it the Cock n Pussy, pleasant little sign outside the door welcuming all , and advising that dressing code was entirely optional !

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"The Swing Inn...

I think it would have to have rooms for every (legal) kink, and a few borderline vanilla ones for those who like that sort of thing. Naked or semi naked staff, and a clothing ootional bar and restaurant."

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"To open a hotel for swingers only what would you call it and how would you describe it?..just a bit of fun

I would base it on an olde English themed place and call it the Cock n Pussy, pleasant little sign outside the door welcuming all , and advising that dressing code was entirely optional ! "

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By *unninglinguist88Man
over a year ago

glasgow

The stick it inn

Clothing optional and the rooms change constantly to suit the kinks of the guests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

balançant paradis sur terre

Every room would have a different theme all boudoir styles and each floor would have a playroom Based on the theme of the rooms on each floor

Restaurant would have to be all you can eat buffet

It would have to be Angels and demons theme

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"balançant paradis sur terre

Every room would have a different theme all boudoir styles and each floor would have a playroom Based on the theme of the rooms on each floor

Restaurant would have to be all you can eat buffet

It would have to be Angels and demons theme

"
liking this

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Pampas grass villas.

Cum buy your friends a round at the black ring bar and watch the exitement of the shopping trolley derby (my moneys on the one with the waitrose carrier bag tied to the front)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"balançant paradis sur terre

Every room would have a different theme all boudoir styles and each floor would have a playroom Based on the theme of the rooms on each floor

Restaurant would have to be all you can eat buffet

It would have to be Angels and demons theme

"

I thought you'd turned into Nawty Max there!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Playa de Mingle. A fun packed clothes optional holiday where the guests are in charge of the entertainment 24hrs per day.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Hotel Calafornia .

You can check out any time you like,

But you can never leave !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The CockWell Inn.

Country Pub with good food but up stairs total debauchery

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hotel OOOHHH

All rooms with extra sound proofing

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By *ntirelyBonkersWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

Bonkersland

Location in an old country manor with spa

There would be a “Love Dungeon” of course.

A whole floor, mainly open plan with rope space, suspension points

Bedrooms would be luxurious with extra roomy beds, extra large showers, baths.

Food would of course include a MadBonkers tea party. Food would be bloody awesome! Sustenance for the stay

Would need a ballroom for partying together with themed nights

Private grounds with woods

My cleaning would be done by willing maids.

Luxury, food & fun, with added Bonkers kinkyness

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By *andsomegaz1Man
over a year ago

falkirk

The Fun House

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By *andsomegaz1Man
over a year ago

falkirk


"Bonkersland

Location in an old country manor with spa

There would be a “Love Dungeon” of course.

A whole floor, mainly open plan with rope space, suspension points

Bedrooms would be luxurious with extra roomy beds, extra large showers, baths.

Wow you have really thought this out ha ha x

Food would of course include a MadBonkers tea party. Food would be bloody awesome! Sustenance for the stay

Would need a ballroom for partying together with themed nights

Private grounds with woods

My cleaning would be done by willing maids.

Luxury, food & fun, with added Bonkers kinkyness "

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre

The Devils Playground.

Where anything goes but most will come.

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By *andsomegaz1Man
over a year ago

falkirk


"The Devils Playground.

Where anything goes but most will come.

"

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often I imagine swinger's hotels to be a bit tacky. For that reason I'd open just a hotel with lots of great rooms with quirky furniture and decor that makes all guests minds wonder.. I'd have a little country style bistro with a tea garden that had lovely views. A fizz lounge that's a bit glam. A library with lush cuddle chairs and window seats. I'd also have leisure club downstairs that's nicely kitted out with lots of quiet corners that could have multiple uses.

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre

All one of us needs do now is win the lottery and make it happen.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

A lovely old house in the country with a large social area. Rooms would be versatile to suit varying needs and desires and soundproofed!

I’d call it The Sanctuary where everyone is safe to explore their fantasies.

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By *ire and ice100Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"A lovely old house in the country with a large social area. Rooms would be versatile to suit varying needs and desires and soundproofed!

I’d call it The Sanctuary where everyone is safe to explore their fantasies. "
I like this one

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By *iona38ddTV/TS
over a year ago

north east fife

I like it xx

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"A lovely old house in the country with a large social area. Rooms would be versatile to suit varying needs and desires and soundproofed!

I’d call it The Sanctuary where everyone is safe to explore their fantasies. "

Where do we book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open all hours. And signage above the door of a women with her legs wide open.

REAL CLASS JOINT.

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