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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How goods it waking up with a hang over and empty baws cause you got your hole last night that's me the noo loving life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure it wasn't just a wet dream?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you sure it wasn't just a wet dream? "

Nah bud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you pull the my boy lollipop woman?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Did you go see Denise?

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By *azzle DazzleCouple
over a year ago

strathaven


"Did you pull the my boy lollipop woman? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you go see Denise?"

Sure did she was geeing it laldi, shades on , da's court suit jacket here we fucking go. Lassies some buzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you pull the my boy lollipop woman? "

No a fellow fan

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Did you go see Denise?

Sure did she was geeing it laldi, shades on , da's court suit jacket here we fucking go. Lassies some buzz"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you pull the my boy lollipop woman?

No a fellow fan "

There's more than one?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you pull the my boy lollipop woman?

No a fellow fan

There's more than one?! "

Aye the gaff was jumping packed to the door everyone there to see her belt oot her tune

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Did you pull the my boy lollipop woman?

No a fellow fan

There's more than one?!

Aye the gaff was jumping packed to the door everyone there to see her belt oot her tune"

Just saw her on fb. Busy pub!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you pull the my boy lollipop woman?

No a fellow fan

There's more than one?!

Aye the gaff was jumping packed to the door everyone there to see her belt oot her tune

Just saw her on fb. Busy pub! "

Mobbed mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She got arrested after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She got arrested after "

Her next public appearance is at Airdrie Sheriff Court tomorrow! Is Rodger going along?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She got arrested after

Her next public appearance is at Airdrie Sheriff Court tomorrow! Is Rodger going along? "

At least she has a suit sorted

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

Did ye meet Empty Baws on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She got arrested after

Her next public appearance is at Airdrie Sheriff Court tomorrow! Is Rodger going along? "

And u dont need to buy a ticket

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did ye meet Empty Baws on here? "

Canny mind her name noo

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Did you go see Denise?

Sure did she was geeing it laldi, shades on , da's court suit jacket here we fucking go. Lassies some buzz"

Erm, excuse me, but as a visitor I don't speaka da lingo, can someone translate for me por favour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you go see Denise?

Sure did she was geeing it laldi, shades on , da's court suit jacket here we fucking go. Lassies some buzz

Erm, excuse me, but as a visitor I don't speaka da lingo, can someone translate for me por favour? "

She was giving it her all, she had sunglasses on and the suit jacket her dad wears to court. Chanting here we here we here we fucking go. She's amazing

Feel like a fanny talking normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She got arrested after "

Aye if you have outstanding warrants for your arrest it's probably nae the best idea to advertise which pub you will be in. Them sneaky coppers haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you go see Denise?

Sure did she was geeing it laldi, shades on , da's court suit jacket here we fucking go. Lassies some buzz

Erm, excuse me, but as a visitor I don't speaka da lingo, can someone translate for me por favour?

She was giving it her all, she had sunglasses on and the suit jacket her dad wears to court. Chanting here we here we here we fucking go. She's amazing

Feel like a fanny talking normal "

I saw the vid, who was the muppet jumped on stage wi her? All over Denise, trying to steal her two minutes of limelight... fame has it's downsides eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you go see Denise?

Sure did she was geeing it laldi, shades on , da's court suit jacket here we fucking go. Lassies some buzz

Erm, excuse me, but as a visitor I don't speaka da lingo, can someone translate for me por favour?

Blonde bird fuck knows

She was giving it her all, she had sunglasses on and the suit jacket her dad wears to court. Chanting here we here we here we fucking go. She's amazing

Feel like a fanny talking normal

I saw the vid, who was the muppet jumped on stage wi her? All over Denise, trying to steal her two minutes of limelight... fame has it's downsides eh "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did ye meet Empty Baws on here?

Canny mind her name noo "

What a romantic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did ye meet Empty Baws on here?

Canny mind her name noo

What a romantic! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you go see Denise?

Sure did she was geeing it laldi, shades on , da's court suit jacket here we fucking go. Lassies some buzz

Erm, excuse me, but as a visitor I don't speaka da lingo, can someone translate for me por favour?

She was giving it her all, she had sunglasses on and the suit jacket her dad wears to court. Chanting here we here we here we fucking go. She's amazing

Feel like a fanny talking normal "

.

Aww brilliant but prefer yer normal written dialect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How goods it waking up with a hang over and empty baws cause you got your hole last night that's me the noo loving life "

you need to stop taking that same ol shortcut home through the field of sheep

Baaaaaaaah

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you go see Denise?

Sure did she was geeing it laldi, shades on , da's court suit jacket here we fucking go. Lassies some buzz

Erm, excuse me, but as a visitor I don't speaka da lingo, can someone translate for me por favour?

She was giving it her all, she had sunglasses on and the suit jacket her dad wears to court. Chanting here we here we here we fucking go. She's amazing

Feel like a fanny talking normal .

Aww brilliant but prefer yer normal written dialect"

Too much effort weighing normal a don't know how they English bams dae it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg just seen the budda bar is going to pay all the lollipop girl's fines for her. If they get enough facebook likes...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg just seen the budda bar is going to pay all the lollipop girl's fines for her. If they get enough facebook likes... "

Aye I heard that, they made enuff £££ aff her last night the place was jumping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What will they do if she gets the jail? Do it for her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg just seen the budda bar is going to pay all the lollipop girl's fines for her. If they get enough facebook likes...

Aye I heard that, they made enuff £££ aff her last night the place was jumping "

Aye think it's kinda backfired, was reading the comments on their facebook post and most were saying give money to 'worthy' causes instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously thought it was a guy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seriously thought it was a guy. "

Nah she's got a fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously thought it was a guy.

Nah she's got a fanny"

Did you inspect it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously thought it was a guy.

Nah she's got a fanny

Did you inspect it "

Checked it for batter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously thought it was a guy.

Nah she's got a fanny

Did you inspect it

Checked it for batter "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Seriously thought it was a guy.

Nah she's got a fanny

Did you inspect it

Checked it for batter

"

Here I've a nose like a bloodhound when it comes to muff. I can smell fanny batter fae 100 metres away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously thought it was a guy.

Nah she's got a fanny

Did you inspect it

Checked it for batter

Here I've a nose like a bloodhound when it comes to muff. I can smell fanny batter fae 100 metres away"

My ex was like that, but with chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lollipop woman got lifted BTW. Lol

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