FabSwingers.com forum: I could meet you now, but..........

By *ustcantgetenuf50 OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

In line with some recent posts of people not turning up to meets etc,

What's been your best " I can't meet up excuse" that you have been given, or might want to use?

Mines is for today only, I'm too busy nibbling, licking and sucking

An Easter egg,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never really had an excuse they just don’t turn up

Only happened a few times though so I count myself lucky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been sent an excuse, and the only time I've not turned up, it was because I'd been rear-ended (& not in the "good way"!) on the M8 at Townhead! The lady understood, and we met soon after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best excuse iv had for a no show...

I didn't think you would turn up so I didn't either

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

One guy was meant to come round to visit first thing in the morning. We’d met before and chatted lots so I was surprised when he didn’t turn up.

He gave me the old “slept in” line, to which he got a sarky reply from me! He then sent a screenshot of his sleep info from his Fitbit. I let him off. He made up for it so redeemed himself!

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

Various excuses over the years . Dog died - car broke down . Suddenly stopped meeting

but had a meet verified that day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NEVER actually had someone not turn up for a meet

Did it myself ONCE when I got called into a last minute meeting and had to cancel.

We did rearrange meet and became regular for a year before she left the site

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By *irky_coupleCouple
over a year ago

kirky

Wifes pals just turned up with a carry out and she wont ask them to leave. They did get verified and leave one the next day though from a couple. Guess the wife finally did ask them to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad died ... few minutes later ge posted a gangbang meet ... oh well we all grieve in different ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dad died ... few minutes later ge posted a gangbang meet ... oh well we all grieve in different ways

It's only when their relative died 3 weeks in a row you have cause for complaint.

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

Said I was more obsessed with ducks then sex and didn't think I be a good lay..I said she was Quakers

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By *pples123456Man
over a year ago

Cardiff

I've had many over the years, from can't find a dog sitter, to my son not back with our car.

But one recently sorry can't make it babysitter has cancelled and mother nature has visited the wife early.. So friends were having a Party so I popped along and guess who were standing in the kitchen but this cple.... Lol they never did apologise

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By *ighlandballsMan
over a year ago

perth

Recent social fee weeks ago I couldn't risk getting stuck in the drifting deep snow. I sent my apologies which was excepted.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I only ever had one guy cancel on me, twice! Childcare issues, which I understand but i refused to meet a third time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got a text from a guys phone pretending to be his sister saying he had been found dead that morning, wtf

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"got a text from a guys phone pretending to be his sister saying he had been found dead that morning, wtf"

Wow that will be hard to top lol

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Been lucky that I've never been cancelled on or had to cancel

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre

Whats a meet ?

Lunch tuesday anyone .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"got a text from a guys phone pretending to be his sister saying he had been found dead that morning, wtf"

People are crazy!!

The oddest part of this is it made sense to him that not only would his sister know he was having a sex meet that day, it would be her priority to politely inform and cancel you when her brother just died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done one of these, which one do you think it is?

1. when you totally cut yourself shaving your privates like in the shower in Psycho.

AKA

I'm calling of due to a family crisis!

2. when you wa"ked all afternoon and now can't even inflate a birthday balloon.

AKA

I'm calling of because my dog died!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going with #1. We've all done it!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I could meet you now but.....

I’m busy dying my chest hair grey

She didn’t mind as she knew I was actually with one of my kids as they were ill

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Don’t make excuses... I’m usually in hospital, but feel free to visit with cream cakes and flowers....

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