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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Never started a post like this before and as I type this i find myself feeling a combination of pity and annoyance. Had the worst meet a few weeks ago..... working down south and arranged a social with an absolutely fantastic woman. Funny, sexy articulate, classy and a wit you could cut glass on.

Left with my mind in a spin and my desires firmly fixed on the prize, thankfully at the time she felt the same way. Fast forward a few days and the meet was set. Bottle of wine in hand, bodily admin done and smelling nice I arrived at hers.

I was met with this beautiful woman wearing some very expensive underwear and stockings leaving just enough to the imagination this was where things went south very quickly. She invited me in where the decor and cartpets were more suited to steptoe and son than a business woman. An odour that can only be described as something between piss, sweat and damp. “I’ll just grab some glasses...” as she walked into the kitchen; hips swaying and the door left more than ajar I spied an overflowing bin, magazines on the floor and a the sink overflowing. “Mind if I use the loo?” I asked feeling a little overwhelmed. “Top of the stairs”. I won’t go into anymore details but ‘Mr Muscle’ would have headed back into the gym before tackling that bathroom.

The long and short of the meet. I made my excuses, apologised and left.

I’m ex forces with 10years in the army. I look after myself, work outside and sometimes get minging in my job after 12-14 hrs but that’s where it ends. My home is clean, neat and tidy. The bathroom with as much use as I throw at it is the same. If you invite anyone into your home for fun or just day to day life. Please don’t insult them or yourself.

Im really sorry for the rant ladies and gentlemen. I’m not an ocd person but fairs fair.

Have fun and stay safe.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Oh dear thats not good. My home is no palace but always ckean and tidy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go with the shabby looking women in future...they'll spend less time glamming up themselves for you and more time wearing a pinny and flourishing a feather duster instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go with the shabby looking women in future...they'll spend less time glamming up themselves for you and more time wearing a pinny and flourishing a feather duster instead"

No such thing as shabby. Only the body clocking the miles but the engine is as strong as ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv actually had that

Met a guy at my home then next time I went to his...big mistake!

Excuse made and got out quicker than the rat I swear I saw in the kitchen!!

Not nice

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By *erigoodMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Maybe that’s a reason why folk don’t accommodate not coz there married or cheating, maybe they just can’t be bothered cleaning lol anyway I would have given her one just for the team

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Iv actually had that

Met a guy at my home then next time I went to his...big mistake!

Excuse made and got out quicker than the rat I swear I saw in the kitchen!!

Not nice

"

Right.... shit the bed. You win ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn’t think of anything worse, I’m very house proud and while I’ve had guys say to me that they don’t care what my house looks like they just want to shag me I can’t invite anyone in unless it’s looking lovely and my best smelling candles are on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv actually had that

Met a guy at my home then next time I went to his...big mistake!

Excuse made and got out quicker than the rat I swear I saw in the kitchen!!

Not nice

Right.... shit the bed. You win ! Lol"
didn't actually get that far to see...but ..prob

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Iv actually had that

Met a guy at my home then next time I went to his...big mistake!

Excuse made and got out quicker than the rat I swear I saw in the kitchen!!

Not nice

"

Ees no' a rhat, ees a chamster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm gonna meet anybody, even dinner or drinks with friends or meeting someone for fun, I'm not going to deep clean the whole house, but i always have it clean and tidy, I won't allow anybody to come to my home having an embarrassing mess and full of dirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my house , is crackers in dublin very very clean lol i’m like mrs doubt.fire ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our house is clean and relatively tidy, lived in.

But it is in need of new decor, bathroom, windows etc.

It's definitely a work in progress x

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Can't say I have ever had a bad meet tbh ...people I've met might say different tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't say I have ever had a bad meet tbh ...people I've met might say different tho "

I've not had a bad meet, but then, I've never met Bunkie...

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