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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone going at the weekend to see her at bar Buddha and would want to meet up for a shag afterwards or even just a social go for a pizza or something

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Anyone going at the weekend to see her at bar Buddha and would want to meet up for a shag afterwards or even just a social go for a pizza or something "

What? No breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone going at the weekend to see her at bar Buddha and would want to meet up for a shag afterwards or even just a social go for a pizza or something

What? No breakfast?"

Well I'm crashing at a mates gaff that night and he still stays with his Ma so no over night spooning and harvester trips sorry just a quick shag or a munch unless I can crash at yours babe , then we are talking BUFFET BREAKFAST TIME

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Anyone going at the weekend to see her at bar Buddha and would want to meet up for a shag afterwards or even just a social go for a pizza or something

What? No breakfast?

Well I'm crashing at a mates gaff that night and he still stays with his Ma so no over night spooning and harvester trips sorry just a quick shag or a munch unless I can crash at yours babe , then we are talking BUFFET BREAKFAST TIME "

If his Ma is a milf, you could be in there!

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

You actually crack me up... you’re a wee breath of fresh air

K x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone going at the weekend to see her at bar Buddha and would want to meet up for a shag afterwards or even just a social go for a pizza or something

What? No breakfast?

Well I'm crashing at a mates gaff that night and he still stays with his Ma so no over night spooning and harvester trips sorry just a quick shag or a munch unless I can crash at yours babe , then we are talking BUFFET BREAKFAST TIME

If his Ma is a milf, you could be in there! "

haha been there done that

In ma dreams

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"You actually crack me up... you’re a wee breath of fresh air

K x"

He is hilarious!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You actually crack me up... you’re a wee breath of fresh air

K x

He is hilarious!!"

I'll laff u into bed mon roon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone going at the weekend to see her at bar Buddha and would want to meet up for a shag afterwards or even just a social go for a pizza or something

What? No breakfast?

Well I'm crashing at a mates gaff that night and he still stays with his Ma so no over night spooning and harvester trips sorry just a quick shag or a munch unless I can crash at yours babe , then we are talking BUFFET BREAKFAST TIME "

Hahaha!!! Love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You actually crack me up... you’re a wee breath of fresh air

K x"

I agree! Shame seeing all the usual suspects trying to drag him down on other threads. Canna have anyone having actual fun on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been thinking about "fanny batter" all day today after reading his other thread

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I've been thinking about "fanny batter" all day today after reading his other thread "

I was going to make pancakes, but might give it a miss tonight... don't think I could cope beating the batter...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been thinking about "fanny batter" all day today after reading his other thread "

Canny beat the taste of fresh fanny batter, should sell it in bottles man

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I've been thinking about "fanny batter" all day today after reading his other thread

Canny beat the taste of fresh fanny batter, should sell it in bottles man"

Instead of maple syrup??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been thinking about "fanny batter" all day today after reading his other thread

Canny beat the taste of fresh fanny batter, should sell it in bottles man Instead of maple syrup??"

Naw instead of broom sauce fire it right on tap of your chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been thinking about "fanny batter" all day today after reading his other thread

Canny beat the taste of fresh fanny batter, should sell it in bottles man"

Is it not best tasted straight from the source?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been thinking about "fanny batter" all day today after reading his other thread

Canny beat the taste of fresh fanny batter, should sell it in bottles man

Is it not best tasted straight from the source?"

Deffo right in there with my tongue

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By *teve_it_aloneMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I've been thinking about "fanny batter" all day today after reading his other thread

Canny beat the taste of fresh fanny batter, should sell it in bottles man Instead of maple syrup??"

Nah, I’d say it definitely falls on the “savoury” side of the spectrum. This I know from a strange experience with a chocolate finger. Sweet and “not quite sweet”. Strange combo!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I've been thinking about "fanny batter" all day today after reading his other thread

Canny beat the taste of fresh fanny batter, should sell it in bottles man Instead of maple syrup??

Nah, I’d say it definitely falls on the “savoury” side of the spectrum. This I know from a strange experience with a chocolate finger. Sweet and “not quite sweet”. Strange combo!"

Like pineapple on pizza???

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"Anyone going at the weekend to see her at bar Buddha and would want to meet up for a shag afterwards or even just a social go for a pizza or something

What? No breakfast?"

Unless he's offering pizza for breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been thinking about "fanny batter" all day today after reading his other thread

Canny beat the taste of fresh fanny batter, should sell it in bottles man Instead of maple syrup??

Nah, I’d say it definitely falls on the “savoury” side of the spectrum. This I know from a strange experience with a chocolate finger. Sweet and “not quite sweet”. Strange combo!

Like pineapple on pizza???"

Nooooo that’s WRONG Janet

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"I've been thinking about "fanny batter" all day today after reading his other thread

Canny beat the taste of fresh fanny batter, should sell it in bottles man Instead of maple syrup??

Nah, I’d say it definitely falls on the “savoury” side of the spectrum. This I know from a strange experience with a chocolate finger. Sweet and “not quite sweet”. Strange combo!

Like pineapple on pizza???

Nooooo that’s WRONG Janet "

what's wrong with pineapple on pizza

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I've been thinking about "fanny batter" all day today after reading his other thread

Canny beat the taste of fresh fanny batter, should sell it in bottles man Instead of maple syrup??

Nah, I’d say it definitely falls on the “savoury” side of the spectrum. This I know from a strange experience with a chocolate finger. Sweet and “not quite sweet”. Strange combo!

Like pineapple on pizza???

Nooooo that’s WRONG Janet

what's wrong with pineapple on pizza "

Red, it is wrong! I completely agree!

Bunkie...just....no!!!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"I've been thinking about "fanny batter" all day today after reading his other thread

Canny beat the taste of fresh fanny batter, should sell it in bottles man Instead of maple syrup??

Nah, I’d say it definitely falls on the “savoury” side of the spectrum. This I know from a strange experience with a chocolate finger. Sweet and “not quite sweet”. Strange combo!

Like pineapple on pizza???

Nooooo that’s WRONG Janet

what's wrong with pineapple on pizza

Red, it is wrong! I completely agree!

Bunkie...just....no!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pineapple on pizza! That's just not right. However pineapple by itself is very good as someone once told me that it makes you taste good. Just saying lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been thinking about "fanny batter" all day today after reading his other thread

Canny beat the taste of fresh fanny batter, should sell it in bottles man Instead of maple syrup??

Nah, I’d say it definitely falls on the “savoury” side of the spectrum. This I know from a strange experience with a chocolate finger. Sweet and “not quite sweet”. Strange combo!

Like pineapple on pizza???

Nooooo that’s WRONG Janet

what's wrong with pineapple on pizza

Red, it is wrong! I completely agree!

Bunkie...just....no!!!

"

You heard the lady... just NAW lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No pineapple on pizza! That's just not right. However pineapple by itself is very good as someone once told me that it makes you taste good. Just saying lol x"

Fresh pineapple is lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still canny get my head round it's not a bloke x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No pineapple on pizza! That's just not right. However pineapple by itself is very good as someone once told me that it makes you taste good. Just saying lol x

Fresh pineapple is lush "

I love it! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No pineapple on pizza! That's just not right. However pineapple by itself is very good as someone once told me that it makes you taste good. Just saying lol x

Fresh pineapple is lush

I love it! x"

It's quality for making your jizz taste good for the ladies so wire in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had this song stuck in my head for days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had this song stuck in my head for days. "

Me too but its after watching (glasgow funeral my boy lollypop ) funniest thing youl see in a long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must have no sense of humour. She’s shit absolute cack and in no way funny

Folk are just taking the piss out of her as she obvs has a few screws missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading this I almost let out a wee bit of pee from laughing ! Guy is a fab legend

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

I thought it was Mhairi Black when I first heard her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought it was Mhairi Black when I first heard her "

I fancy mhairi black

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had this song stuck in my head for days.

Me too but its after watching (glasgow funeral my boy lollypop ) funniest thing youl see in a long time "

She's off her rocker some buzz I'm going to see her on Sunday , I'll be geeing it laldy

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock


"I've been thinking about "fanny batter" all day today after reading his other thread

Canny beat the taste of fresh fanny batter, should sell it in bottles man"

Probably a lot tastier than the new irn bru.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had this song stuck in my head for days.

Me too but its after watching (glasgow funeral my boy lollypop ) funniest thing youl see in a long time "

Yeah from the funeral video. Fair play to her. She's got her 5 mins of fame and if she makes money out of it good for her.

Roll on the next video. Not a fan of the Eminem one though

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