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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How goods it when you lick out a soaking big wet fanny then winch the lassie and let her taste herself off your tongue. That just happened to me am buzzing no often you get a meet in this gaff

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

How romantic

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

It’s even better when you’ve got a beard

you can taste it for days

John

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"It’s even better when you’ve got a beard

you can taste it for days

John

that's actually the bowl of oxtail soup you had that yer tasting

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"It’s even better when you’ve got a beard

you can taste it for days

John

How do I make the sick emoji on here?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"It’s even better when you’ve got a beard

you can taste it for days

John

that's actually the bowl of oxtail soup you had that yer tasting

Naw it was bouillabaisse .

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"It’s even better when you’ve got a beard

you can taste it for days

John

How do I make the sick emoji on here?"

( v o m ) no spaces

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"It’s even better when you’ve got a beard

you can taste it for days

John

How do I make the sick emoji on here?"

( vom ) no spaces

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It’s even better when you’ve got a beard

you can taste it for days

John

that's actually the bowl of oxtail soup you had that yer tasting

Naw it was bouillabaisse .

Hahahaha

K x

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"It’s even better when you’ve got a beard

you can taste it for days

John

How do I make the sick emoji on here?

( vom ) no spaces

too slow bint x

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"It’s even better when you’ve got a beard

you can taste it for days

John

that's actually the bowl of oxtail soup you had that yer tasting

Naw it was bouillabaisse .

sure it wasnt seabass?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"It’s even better when you’ve got a beard

you can taste it for days

John

How do I make the sick emoji on here?

( vom ) no spaces

too slow bint x"

It's an age thing .

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"It’s even better when you’ve got a beard

you can taste it for days

John

How do I make the sick emoji on here?

( v o m ) no spaces

Thank you x

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"It’s even better when you’ve got a beard

you can taste it for days

John

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It’s even better when you’ve got a beard

you can taste it for days

John

Don’t be like that, you tasted amazing

John

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I fucking love the taste of fanny , when your chins covered in it, some buzz

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"It’s even better when you’ve got a beard

you can taste it for days

John

Don’t be like that, you tasted amazing

John

You wouldn’t know!!! Unless your Mrs told you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How romantic"

I can be romantic or utter filth. Pm me if I want to try one of the two I'm big doon there

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"How romantic

I can be romantic or utter filth. Pm me if I want to try one of the two I'm big doon there"

Big feet?

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"It’s even better when you’ve got a beard

you can taste it for days

John

Don’t be like that, you tasted amazing

John

You wouldn’t know!!! Unless your Mrs told you!

Hahaha brilliant!

K x

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By *entula malarkeyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Only my humble opinion but isn't fanny batter the lovely patina that develops on the gusset of a well worn pair of a lady's dirty panties ??

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"How goods it when you lick out a soaking big wet fanny then winch the lassie and let her taste herself off your tongue. That just happened to me am buzzing no often you get a meet in this gaff

Fugy jnr!!

Is that you??

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"How goods it when you lick out a soaking big wet fanny then winch the lassie and let her taste herself off your tongue. That just happened to me am buzzing no often you get a meet in this gaff

Fugy jnr!!

Is that you??"

Haha it had crossed my mind too lmao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How goods it when you lick out a soaking big wet fanny then winch the lassie and let her taste herself off your tongue. That just happened to me am buzzing no often you get a meet in this gaff

Fugy jnr!!

Is that you??"

No bud it's Rodger here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How romantic

I can be romantic or utter filth. Pm me if I want to try one of the two I'm big doon there

Big feet?"

Big ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How romantic

I can be romantic or utter filth. Pm me if I want to try one of the two I'm big doon there

Big feet?

Big ass"

Anyone's got a big ass I'm shagging it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inasparklesWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

And there you are ladies!!! How can you resist?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just love the taste of fanny batter what can I say

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By *ucker2020Man
over a year ago

Nelson

Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!"

Ohhhh I think he's all there... probably llf at it all - hopefully with us not AT us

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!

Ohhhh I think he's all there... probably llf at it all - hopefully with us not AT us

Got to "admire" his audacity...

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!

Ohhhh I think he's all there... probably llf at it all - hopefully with us not AT us

Got to "admire" his audacity... "

Odd(acity) more like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!

Ohhhh I think he's all there... probably llf at it all - hopefully with us not AT us

Got to "admire" his audacity...

Odd(acity) more like

Pot kettle black

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!

Ohhhh I think he's all there... probably llf at it all - hopefully with us not AT us

Got to "admire" his audacity...

Odd(acity) more like

Pot kettle black

Black bridal gown Mmm sounds gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!

Ohhhh I think he's all there... probably llf at it all - hopefully with us not AT us

Got to "admire" his audacity...

Odd(acity) more like

Pot kettle black

Black bridal gown Mmm sounds gorgeous

Black pvc cat suit n a whip n noo you r talking

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

I just got mail there asking if I wanted to eat his wife's cream pie

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I just got mail there asking if I wanted to eat his wife's cream pie

Is her name Roberta??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just got mail there asking if I wanted to eat his wife's cream pie

No my wife my mrs left me a month ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got mail there asking if I wanted to eat his wife's cream pie

No my wife my mrs left me a month ago"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just got mail there asking if I wanted to eat his wife's cream pie

No my wife my mrs left me a month ago

Aye laugh but who's the one getting all the fanny now

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

Wendy nope that's not her name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wendy nope that's not her name

Jennifer was my ex, we weren't married thank fuck .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s even better when you’ve got a beard

you can taste it for days

John

Chuckling here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny batter? Is that for deep frying your sausage?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Wendy nope that's not her name

Jennifer was my ex, we weren't married thank fuck . "

There's you answer Brian.. lol.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Fanny batter? Is that for deep frying your sausage? "

FFS, just spat coffee all over the laptop... lmao (and choking)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny batter? Is that for deep frying your sausage?

FFS, just spat coffee all over the laptop... lmao (and choking)"
as long as that's all you spat out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!"

That's just nasty. He's straight to the point, nuttier than squirrel shite but funny with it and hasn't been rude to anyone from what I've read.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!

That's just nasty. He's straight to the point, nuttier than squirrel shite but funny with it and hasn't been rude to anyone from what I've read. "

Naw I've just been on one almighty bender talk a lot of shite when I'm MWI sometimes , fuck it

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!

That's just nasty. He's straight to the point, nuttier than squirrel shite but funny with it and hasn't been rude to anyone from what I've read. "

Agree. No need, he hasn't offended anyone and we are all having a laugh.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!

That's just nasty. He's straight to the point, nuttier than squirrel shite but funny with it and hasn't been rude to anyone from what I've read.

Naw I've just been on one almighty bender talk a lot of shite when I'm MWI sometimes , fuck it "

You talk a load of shite when you're sober too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahm fillin' up here...

Romance isn't dead after all...

And...large, mature? That's my gig! Go granny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!

That's just nasty. He's straight to the point, nuttier than squirrel shite but funny with it and hasn't been rude to anyone from what I've read.

Naw I've just been on one almighty bender talk a lot of shite when I'm MWI sometimes , fuck it

You talk a load of shite when you're sober too

Aye I'll gee u that wan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahm fillin' up here...

Romance isn't dead after all...

And...large, mature? That's my gig! Go granny!

Pretty peepers anaw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahm fillin' up here...

Romance isn't dead after all...

And...large, mature? That's my gig! Go granny!

Pretty peepers anaw"

Get the eggs oot. That's you pulled...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahm fillin' up here...

Romance isn't dead after all...

And...large, mature? That's my gig! Go granny!

Pretty peepers anaw

Get the eggs oot. That's you pulled...

Well if u r near lanark the doors open meet u at the loch first so I know u are not a guy ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t seek fanny ( new user name looms)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha what a brilliant thread..... Funniest thing read in ages. "fanny batter"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha what a brilliant thread..... Funniest thing read in ages. "fanny batter"

Oh just hang around a while... I’m sure he’s still to peak...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!

That's just nasty. He's straight to the point, nuttier than squirrel shite but funny with it and hasn't been rude to anyone from what I've read.

Agree. No need, he hasn't offended anyone and we are all having a laugh. "

Agreed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll only accept that fanny batter exists when someone it on Masterchef instead of tempura.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yet to be confronted by a fanny with a crust of batter over it!

If I ever do have that pleasure though I'll get some chips n a pickled egg to go with it

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Mrs Craddock is going to be dead upset now that her partners saying is 2nd place to “ Fanny batter “ . Johnny just hoped everyone’s donuts would look like Fanny’s .

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

Just a background character

"Yet to be confronted by a fanny with a crust of batter over it!

If I ever do have that pleasure though I'll get some chips n a pickled egg to go with it

Boke

at the pickled egg. Can I have a pickled onion in its place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's pickled I'll pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yet to be confronted by a fanny with a crust of batter over it!

If I ever do have that pleasure though I'll get some chips n a pickled egg to go with it

Boke

at the pickled egg. Can I have a pickled onion in its place? "

Go wild fella,have mushy peas if you want lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it's pickled I'll pass

No point asking if you'd like to tickle my pickle then? Haha

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"It’s even better when you’ve got a beard

you can taste it for days

John

How do I make the sick emoji on here?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this guy mentally stable?? I mean he’s fit but dumb as fuck!!"

I love reading this guys posts,if you read them you will realise he is not dumb,he has humour and the fact he is being straight to the point imo is brilliant

Keep the posts up op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought I'd bump this.. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd bump this.. Haha

Wonderful reading hahahahaha

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By *oolsGoldxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd pump this.. Haha

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

How could i have forgot about this?

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Anyway back on topic... When meeting a fab lady im never sure if she might have a 'glazed gusset' so always take a toffee hammer in case i have to chap my way in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thought I'd pump this.. Haha

Fuck off..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway back on topic... When meeting a fab lady im never sure if she might have a 'glazed gusset' so always take a toffee hammer in case i have to chap my way in

I prefer a hammer drill.

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

Definitely brightened up my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely brightened up my day

You're welcome.

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