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By *abrobbie OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Anyone familiar with this term?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No...enlighten me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

I need enlightened too

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By *ewgirlontheblockWoman
over a year ago

sexy town

It's where your gut and cunt meet when you're overweight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the spare tyre just below the tummy and above the pussy....the secondary tummy...

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

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[Removed by poster at 21/03/18 22:22:32]

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By *abrobbie OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I head it today and have no idea what it describes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think cunts are so sexy and especially a bit meaty pubic mound on a larger lady it's so arousing to me I love a gunt below a large belly just my preference I am not attracted to slim women

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By *abrobbie OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"It's where your gut and cunt meet when you're overweight... "

The mystery is solved!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems so obvious now

Every day's a school day

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

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Urban dictionary gem.

What about this one...?

zuffle

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I’m guessing most of you keep much politer company than me, then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Urban dictionary gem.

What about this one...?

zuffle "

I'll be disappointed if you offer a frivolous explanation

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

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"Urban dictionary gem.

What about this one...?

zuffle

I'll be disappointed if you offer a frivolous explanation "

I can only offer the facts as I observe them.

There is also the zuffle coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well spit it out then

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

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"Well spit it out then"

zuffle: To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex.

zuffle coat: A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex. or A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains.

I can't comment on the etymology... it's from Urban Dictionary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the term for the same thing but a common as muck bird's curtains

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By *abrobbie OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Well spit it out then

zuffle: To wipe one's knob in the curtains of a posh bird's house having had sex.

zuffle coat: A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex. or A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains.

Piss myself laughing ??

I can't comment on the etymology... it's from Urban Dictionary."

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By *ick and GiorgiaCouple
over a year ago

Leven

No one will invite you in if you like zufflin'

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

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"What's the term for the same thing but a common as muck bird's curtains "

No idea. Go find the answer in urban dictionary. If there isn't one then feel free to add!

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

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"No one will invite you in if you like zufflin'"

It's not just curtains then!

Zufling: To wipe the seminal fluid from the penis after intercourse, usually employing the nearest item of soft furnishing available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the term for the same thing but a common as muck bird's curtains

No idea. Go find the answer in urban dictionary. If there isn't one then feel free to add!"

Surely you can come up with one...

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

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"What's the term for the same thing but a common as muck bird's curtains

No idea. Go find the answer in urban dictionary. If there isn't one then feel free to add!

Surely you can come up with one..."

Sure, just need two things

(1) a common as muck bird

(2) at least one half of a pair of curtains

In the interests of science/language study

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But you're a deep thinker!

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

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"But you're a deep thinker!"

Just like you never...

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"No one will invite you in if you like zufflin'"

Perfect for a remix of Party rock anthem...

"Everyday i'm zufflin, zufflin...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But you're a deep thinker!

Just like you never... "

That's true

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

The pubis of one who is overweight

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"What's the term for the same thing but a common as muck bird's curtains "

‘Inadvisable’.

You’d catch more things off of the curtains (if she has any) than you would off of /her/ curtains...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the term for the same thing but a common as muck bird's curtains

‘Inadvisable’.

You’d catch more things off of the curtains (if she has any) than you would off of /her/ curtains..."

Pfft...you might have jazzed the word up a bit for such a jizzy act

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By *eep.Man
over a year ago

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I hope she has some curtains, blinds could be a bit dodgy, and it's not dust bunnies I'd be worring about! More like an egg slicer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would make for a messy yoke

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