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"A guy with a light bulb up his arse  "Brings a new meaning to the phrase ...they think the light shines out his arse | |||
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"A guy with a light bulb up his arse
Brings a new meaning to the phrase ...they think the light shines out his arse "That's not a phrase I've heard | |||
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"A guy with a light bulb up his arse
Brings a new meaning to the phrase ...they think the light shines out his arse
That's not a phrase I've heard"It’s usually “ the sun shines out their arse “ I’d have said that picture was a bad idea .   | |||
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"A guy with a light bulb up his arse
Brings a new meaning to the phrase ...they think the light shines out his arse
That's not a phrase I've heard
It’s usually “ the sun shines out their arse “
I’d have said that picture was a bad idea . "Yeah...i've heard that phrase | |||
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"I got sent a picture of a curry packet of sauce this morning! At least it wasn't a cock pic!! You know who you are lol x"Maybe the sender thought they were hot stuff? | |||
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"A guy with a light bulb up his arse "I don’t feel special now....I never get this kind of pic. (May live to regret those words....) | |||
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"A guy with a light bulb up his arse
Brings a new meaning to the phrase ...they think the light shines out his arse
That's not a phrase I've heard"I knew what he meant  | |||
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"A guy with a light bulb up his arse
I don’t feel special now....I never get this kind of pic. (May live to regret those words....)"Trust me, I would rather have not felt as special! | |||
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"A guy with a light bulb up his arse
Brings a new meaning to the phrase ...they think the light shines out his arse
That's not a phrase I've heard
I knew what he meant "So did I...but I'm a pedant | |||
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"A guy with a light bulb up his arse
Brings a new meaning to the phrase ...they think the light shines out his arse
That's not a phrase I've heard
I knew what he meant
So did I...but I'm a pedant "You spelt that wrong it starts with c and ends in a t .the word you looking for | |||
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"A guy with a light bulb up his arse
Brings a new meaning to the phrase ...they think the light shines out his arse
That's not a phrase I've heard
I knew what he meant
So did I...but I'm a pedant "Is it contagious ?  | |||
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"A guy with a light bulb up his arse
Brings a new meaning to the phrase ...they think the light shines out his arse
That's not a phrase I've heard
I knew what he meant "Awww pink you promised you would not tell anyone one. I'm going to have to go into hiding.  | |||
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"A guy with a light bulb up his arse
Brings a new meaning to the phrase ...they think the light shines out his arse
That's not a phrase I've heard
I knew what he meant
So did I...but I'm a pedant
You spelt that wrong it starts with c and ends in a t .the word you looking for "No...I definitely got the right word. But if you really do know one that means the same but is spelled as you suggest, I'd love to hear it. I'm a fan of words | |||
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"A guy with a light bulb up his arse
Brings a new meaning to the phrase ...they think the light shines out his arse
That's not a phrase I've heard
I knew what he meant
Awww pink you promised you would not tell anyone one. I'm going to have to go into hiding. "Shit Sorry  It was just such a joyful experience that I couldn't help but share it | |||
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"A guy with a light bulb up his arse "sounds like he had a bright idea...you never said but....was it lit? | |||
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"I sent a pic of the wee alien from Toy Story to someone recently. ( You know who you are). Closest I'll come to sending g a face pic "THE CLAW | |||
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"A guy once contacted us because one of our likes is sounding so he sent us a pic of a teaspoon jammed down his japs eye "Was he trying to get the lumpy bits out? | |||
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"A guy once contacted us because one of our likes is sounding so he sent us a pic of a teaspoon jammed down his japs eye "Ouch
We got a message yesterday morning and the pic attatched was a female snorting something off a table... not really sure why someone would think that was appealing
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"A guy once contacted us because one of our likes is sounding so he sent us a pic of a teaspoon jammed down his japs eye "Oh dear.....
One lump or two....  | |||
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"A guy once contacted us because one of our likes is sounding so he sent us a pic of a teaspoon jammed down his japs eye
Oh dear.....
One lump or two.... "Honestly he was proud of that pic lol | |||
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"A guy once contacted us because one of our likes is sounding so he sent us a pic of a teaspoon jammed down his japs eye
Oh dear.....
One lump or two....
Honestly he was proud of that pic lol"He must have been to that quack of a doctor that was on the news ! Stick the spoon down yer japs eye and don’t stir . | |||
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"A guy once contacted us because one of our likes is sounding so he sent us a pic of a teaspoon jammed down his japs eye
Oh dear.....
One lump or two....
Honestly he was proud of that pic lol"I will never get an erection or stir my coffee until that image is erased from my mind | |||
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"A guy with a light bulb up his arse "That really is a “shit idea” for a photo! | |||
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Maybe it was Monopoly money - still offensive lol | |||
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ohh and also got sent a coffee machine pic ...swinging site by fuck lol | |||
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"Got sent a pic of an alien from toy story ...wtf ohh and also got sent a coffee machine pic ...swinging site by fuck lol "Role play as an alien with a sneaky shag in the canteen against the coffee machine???
Take me to your leader oh great Bunks!!! | |||
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"Got sent a pic of an alien from toy story ...wtf ohh and also got sent a coffee machine pic ...swinging site by fuck lol
Role play as an alien with a sneaky shag in the canteen against the coffee machine???
Take me to your leader oh great Bunks!!! "Who is playing the alien ..you or me  | |||
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"Today i got sent a pic of hellmans mayo up a mingers pussy .... manky coo ! "The full jar ! | |||
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"Today i got sent a pic of hellmans mayo up a mingers pussy .... manky coo !
The full jar !"Ouch!!  | |||
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"Today i got sent a pic of hellmans mayo up a mingers pussy .... manky coo !
The full jar !" | |||
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"Today i got sent a pic of hellmans mayo up a mingers pussy .... manky coo ! "Are you sure it was full of mayonnaise? | |||
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"Today i got sent a pic of hellmans mayo up a mingers pussy .... manky coo !
The full jar !"JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE... it had been curry it could have been the full bhoona | |||
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"Got sent a pic of an alien from toy story ...wtf ohh and also got sent a coffee machine pic ...swinging site by fuck lol
Role play as an alien with a sneaky shag in the canteen against the coffee machine???
Take me to your leader oh great Bunks!!!
Who is playing the alien ..you or me "Hmmm Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus so depends where the coffee machine is | |||
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"Got sent a pic of an alien from toy story ...wtf ohh and also got sent a coffee machine pic ...swinging site by fuck lol
Role play as an alien with a sneaky shag in the canteen against the coffee machine???
Take me to your leader oh great Bunks!!!
Who is playing the alien ..you or me
Hmmm Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus so depends where the coffee machine is "One of the Costa ones in scotmid . | |||
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"Got sent a pic of an alien from toy story ...wtf ohh and also got sent a coffee machine pic ...swinging site by fuck lol
Role play as an alien with a sneaky shag in the canteen against the coffee machine???
Is Scotmid on Mars or Venus lol
Take me to your leader oh great Bunks!!!
Who is playing the alien ..you or me
Hmmm Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus so depends where the coffee machine is
One of the Costa ones in scotmid . " | |||
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"Got sent a pic of an alien from toy story ...wtf ohh and also got sent a coffee machine pic ...swinging site by fuck lol " | |||
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"Today i got sent a pic of hellmans mayo up a mingers pussy .... manky coo ! "Was she having trouble opening the lid. Should have tried a pair of Marigolds, always works for me. | |||
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"Today i got sent a pic of hellmans mayo up a mingers pussy .... manky coo ! "How do you know the owner if the pussy was a minger? | |||
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"Today i got sent a pic of hellmans mayo up a mingers pussy .... manky coo !
How do you know the owner if the pussy was a minger?"Errrmmm .... would you find it appetising ? | |||
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"Today i got sent a pic of hellmans mayo up a mingers pussy .... manky coo !
How do you know the owner if the pussy was a minger?
Errrmmm .... would you find it appetising ? "I'm quite sure some women have had the cocks of some guys who I don't find appetising shoved up their pussy I wouldn't call them mingers | |||
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"Today i got sent a pic of hellmans mayo up a mingers pussy .... manky coo !
How do you know the owner if the pussy was a minger?
Errrmmm .... would you find it appetising ?
I'm quite sure some women have had the cocks of some guys who I don't find appetising shoved up their pussy
I wouldn't call them mingers"Enough of your personal experience the mayo jar is minging | |||
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"Today i got sent a pic of hellmans mayo up a mingers pussy .... manky coo !
How do you know the owner if the pussy was a minger?
Errrmmm .... would you find it appetising ?
I'm quite sure some women have had the cocks of some guys who I don't find appetising shoved up their pussy
I wouldn't call them mingers
Enough of your personal experience the mayo jar is minging "Maybe the pussy owner isn't though | |||
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"Today i got sent a pic of hellmans mayo up a mingers pussy .... manky coo !
How do you know the owner if the pussy was a minger?
Errrmmm .... would you find it appetising ?
I'm quite sure some women have had the cocks of some guys who I don't find appetising shoved up their pussy
I wouldn't call them mingers
Enough of your personal experience the mayo jar is minging
Maybe the pussy owner isn't though"I won't hold it against you being the owner .I don't judge | |||
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"Today i got sent a pic of hellmans mayo up a mingers pussy .... manky coo !
How do you know the owner if the pussy was a minger?
Errrmmm .... would you find it appetising ?
I'm quite sure some women have had the cocks of some guys who I don't find appetising shoved up their pussy
I wouldn't call them mingers
Enough of your personal experience the mayo jar is minging
Maybe the pussy owner isn't though
I won't hold it against you being the owner .I don't judge "Aww...I get that you are trying to ape the forum funny guys. (Actual funny ones) You're still a bit away though | |||
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"Today i got sent a pic of hellmans mayo up a mingers pussy .... manky coo !
How do you know the owner if the pussy was a minger?
Errrmmm .... would you find it appetising ?
I'm quite sure some women have had the cocks of some guys who I don't find appetising shoved up their pussy
I wouldn't call them mingers
Enough of your personal experience the mayo jar is minging
Maybe the pussy owner isn't though
I won't hold it against you being the owner .I don't judge
Aww...I get that you are trying to ape the forum funny guys. (Actual funny ones)
You're still a bit away though "Who are these actual funny ones? We need to know who to aspire to!  | |||
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