FabSwingers.com forum: What Do You Scream Out When You Orgasm ???

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... "What Do You Scream Out When You Orgasm

Could be;

'Yesssssssssss' or

'Fuckkkkkkkkkkk' or

'57' or

'Commadore 64' or

'Atari 520ST'

Right folks, lets here them if you remember what you scream when you orgasm.

feck, this is gonna be good and I bet some wallopers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably something like "Shit! I haven't put the cat out!"

Then I remember I don't have a cat. And that I hate cats.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I just apologise and quietly weep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went through a phase of shouting back of the net. I might give that a comeback tour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually just grunt and make a face like popeye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MR DOGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

And apparently I have been known to make a noise that sounds like Shergar. How does he know what Shergar sounds like when it's being shagged, I hear you ask? That's a whole other thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just saying like

but if anyone shouts 'HORSEY' when they orgasm then ffs, gonny let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they're actually screaming, they're hamming it up

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Aaaawwww nooo ... i didnt even get to put it in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""MR DOGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!""

Yes, I found that most disconcerting...

"And apparently I have been known to make a noise that sounds like Shergar. How does he know what Shergar sounds like when it's being shagged, I hear you ask? That's a whole other thread

Maybe that was the sound Shergar made as he was being bumped off to make Findus Lasagne...

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Usually...."quick, run"

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Have to be quiet in case her man hears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t actually make a noise I go super quiet but it’s been a while

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I usually wake up JUST before

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre

I dont need to know when she devil hits orgasm, her actions speak volumes. She normally drops her nail file if she has an orgasm. That said we both finally hit sexual comparability last week , we BOTH had a headache.

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By *ornyfuckers66Couple
over a year ago

fife

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually shout fuck or shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just saying like

but if anyone shouts 'HORSEY' when they orgasm then ffs, gonny let me know

Ahem I did, albeit into myself!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually though I shout Fuck yes!!

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

God, or fuck, or something completely incoherent

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"I dont need to know when she devil hits orgasm, her actions speak volumes. She normally drops her nail file if she has an orgasm. That said we both finally hit sexual comparability last week , we BOTH had a headache.

Lol paracemtal for both of you then.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Depends on where I am lol. Can’t be too noisy in some places. Other hotel guests may complain. At CJs however it’s a different story lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually say to Jane, "You wanna see me make a stupid face" lol Shes too busy laughing at me she forgets to orgasm herself hahaha

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By *uilty_pleasuresCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

This depends...smaller ones bring out a "yum"

Bigger ones get an "oh fuck" in a fairly low register....and various other noises...The lower the tone the better it is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually

MORTON !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wild horses!!!!!! Now n again as I remember the Mrs saying once as we were having quickie at a family do once(sneaked away) nearly getting caught and me saying the famous Billy line....700 wild horses couldn't pull me back right now ????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!"

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Whats an orgasm

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Ya dancer!

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Next!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Next!!!

Oh ffs

pmslllllllllllllllll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Qué bueno!

Qué rico!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Next!!!

No you dont.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oh jesuuuus....ahhhhh marry me ahhhhhh..I'll name the baby after yoooooooou....x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh jesuuuus....ahhhhh marry me ahhhhhh..I'll name the baby after yoooooooou....x"

Hahahaha

That would be funny

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Oh jesuuuus....ahhhhh marry me ahhhhhh..I'll name the baby after yoooooooou....x

Hahahaha

That would be funny"

Yes it was almost a religious experience!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh jesuuuus....ahhhhh marry me ahhhhhh..I'll name the baby after yoooooooou....x

Hahahaha

That would be funny

Yes it was almost a religious experience!!"

Es una experiencia religiosa...

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"Next!!!

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By *nsatiable78Man
over a year ago

Dundee

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By *nsatiable78Man
over a year ago

Dundee

I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their name. If I can remember it

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Next!!!

No you dont.

Hahahaha do you remember lol, you were special though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nnnnggggg....

Or something equally nonsensical.

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By *kplayingMan
over a year ago

In town

"Depends on where I am lol. Can’t be too noisy in some places. Other hotel guests may complain. At CJs however it’s a different story lol.

Lol really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next!!!

You definitely don't!! Lol

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Next!!!

You definitely don't!! Lol

Not you too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next!!!

You definitely don't!! Lol

Not you too lol

Ahem we need to talk Mr C lollll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't say anything cause I don't orgasm but if anything a nice high five usually gives the ego a wee boost then a "we done here, cool, Let yaself out..."

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"Depends on where I am lol. Can’t be too noisy in some places. Other hotel guests may complain. At CJs however it’s a different story lol.

Lol really!"

Someone may not get out of detention at this rate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If FBO then yes

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"If FBO then yes"

FBO?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full body orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

usually the wrong name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"usually the wrong name

Ooh.. done that. I was shown the door!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If FBO then yes"

Aren't all orgasms full body orgasms? Or have I been taking Big Doggy for granted all these years?

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"If FBO then yes

Aren't all orgasms full body orgasms? Or have I been taking Big Doggy for granted all these years?

Fantastic when they happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If FBO then yes

Aren't all orgasms full body orgasms? Or have I been taking Big Doggy for granted all these years?

Fantastic when they happen. "

Sounds like I have been spoiled.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

If anyone wants to know, you know what to do

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"If anyone wants to know, you know what to do

Climb on?

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"If anyone wants to know, you know what to do

Climb on?

K x"

That’ll work

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Scream if you wanna cum harder

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By *uvhandleMan
over a year ago

Huntly

been known to shout 'yeehaa ya bastard'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always like a good tense up after av came lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I remember I'll tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant remember... maybe someone here will remember for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If FBO then yes

Aren't all orgasms full body orgasms? Or have I been taking Big Doggy for granted all these years?

No they most cerainly are not all FBO's.... jesus any other orgasm is now waste of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When FBO I have no control of vocal chords... said once during FBO.... ILOVEYOU... I had to do some explain afterwards that I actually didntt lol

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Poopie Trim.

Lets see who gets the reference.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poopie Trim.

Lets see who gets the reference.

Mandy"

View Askew..

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By *kplayingMan
over a year ago

In town

"If FBO then yes

Aren't all orgasms full body orgasms? Or have I been taking Big Doggy for granted all these years?

Fantastic when they happen. "

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By *kplayingMan
over a year ago

In town

I'm usually pretty quiet but I do have to keep reminding them that I'm not God or Jesus!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually it’s along the lines of

“Jeez I’m bloody starving now “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually it’s along the lines of

“Jeez I’m bloody starving now “"

As long you don't follow it up with "Make us a sandwich, love", I think you might get away with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just usually "aaaaaaaaaaaargh" or " oh fuck " a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually it’s along the lines of

“Jeez I’m bloody starving now “

As long you don't follow it up with "Make us a sandwich, love", I think you might get away with it."

Chips and curry sauce does the trick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to ask the wife what I shouted but she’s not usually there.

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

Oh fuck or yes

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"I'm usually pretty quiet but I do have to keep reminding them that I'm not God or Jesus!!"

I don’t remember saying either. I’m an

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Usually fuck repeatedly....been a while tho

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A lot of deep grunting and may be a fuck yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG, it's a real one I'm actually cumming Ahh "

IL no tell u what I say for the fake ones :p

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By *areBares7778Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

lol I've been told I'm really noisy but have no idea what I say

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"lol I've been told I'm really noisy but have no idea what I say

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By *litter and GrumpCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

"lol I've been told I'm really noisy but have no idea what I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually say "fuck" a lot

But mostly have a pillow shoved over my face or face shoved I to a pillow. I'm noisey

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By *quire12Man
over a year ago

Blairgowrie Scotland

"Usually say "fuck" a lot

But mostly have a pillow shoved over my face or face shoved I to a pillow. I'm noisey

I laugh uncontrollably lol, never had a pillow over my face but spooked a few people, hey sex is fun so laughing at orgasm seems appropriate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually say "fuck" a lot

But mostly have a pillow shoved over my face or face shoved I to a pillow. I'm noisey

I've occasionally fantasised about holding a pillow over some people's faces in here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually say "fuck" a lot

But mostly have a pillow shoved over my face or face shoved I to a pillow. I'm noisey

I've occasionally fantasised about holding a pillow over some people's faces in here. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually say "fuck" a lot

But mostly have a pillow shoved over my face or face shoved I to a pillow. I'm noisey

I've occasionally fantasised about holding a pillow over some people's faces in here. "

Yeah, a lot of people fantasise about that.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I've occasionally fantasised about holding a pillow over some people's faces in here."

Funny, that...

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Hopefully the correct name of the guy who has just done honours.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either about time or yeah. Love when a female is vocal when cumming

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

"Hopefully the correct name of the guy who has just done honours.x"

I can but dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BINGO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually ahh yes and possibly fuck said a few times

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

Get your finger out my ass !!!!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

My phsycotherapist has tried regression therapy and I still can’t remember .

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"BINGO!"

Legs eleven

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Ask Mr Sofa

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

"Ask Mr Sofa

Well the smaller ones are greeted with name, and a “oh fuck”

And the bigger leg tremblers are greeted with a “ what the fuck”

Think you would no that buy now, watch back our sex tape

Mr Sofa

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

"Ask Mr Sofa

Well the smaller ones are greeted with name, and a “oh fuck”

And the bigger leg tremblers are greeted with a “ what the fuck”

Think you would no that buy now, watch back our sex tape

Mr Sofa "

Surprises me you forgot to mention that time I gave you a high five

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... "What Do You Scream Out When You Orgasm

Could be;

'Yesssssssssss' or

'Fuckkkkkkkkkkk' or

'57' or

'Commadore 64' or

'Atari 520ST'

Right folks, lets here them if you remember what you scream when you orgasm.

feck, this is gonna be good and I bet some wallopers

I've never screamed anything odd but I have hi fived after awesome sex because I couldn't speak and thought that it would be a good indication I had a great time

But when I lost my virginity at 20 the guy did shout out ' Come on Jeffrey do it for the team'. Jeffery was what he named his penis and I burst into hysterical laughter.

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By *atureMale321Man
over a year ago

Moray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... "What Do You Scream Out When You Orgasm

Could be;

'Yesssssssssss' or

'Fuckkkkkkkkkkk' or

'57' or

'Commadore 64' or

'Atari 520ST'

Right folks, lets here them if you remember what you scream when you orgasm.

feck, this is gonna be good and I bet some wallopers

I've never screamed anything odd but I have hi fived after awesome sex because I couldn't speak and thought that it would be a good indication I had a great time

But when I lost my virginity at 20 the guy did shout out ' Come on Jeffrey do it for the team'. Jeffery was what he named his penis and I burst into hysterical laughter.

LOL - funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... "What Do You Scream Out When You Orgasm

Could be;

'Yesssssssssss' or

'Fuckkkkkkkkkkk' or

'57' or

'Commadore 64' or

'Atari 520ST'

Right folks, lets here them if you remember what you scream when you orgasm.

feck, this is gonna be good and I bet some wallopers

I've never screamed anything odd but I have hi fived after awesome sex because I couldn't speak and thought that it would be a good indication I had a great time

But when I lost my virginity at 20 the guy did shout out ' Come on Jeffrey do it for the team'. Jeffery was what he named his penis and I burst into hysterical laughter.

LOL - funny

PMSL at Jeffery

Fecking thinking of 'Get Him To The Greek' now lollllllllll

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By *areBares7778Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Usually say "fuck" a lot

But mostly have a pillow shoved over my face or face shoved I to a pillow. I'm noisey

I have same problem at home have to bite the pillow to stop our kid hearing me. But does add to the fun a little.

Think that's why I'm so noisy when not at home

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"Usually say "fuck" a lot

But mostly have a pillow shoved over my face or face shoved I to a pillow. I'm noisey

I have same problem at home have to bite the pillow to stop our kid hearing me. But does add to the fun a little.

Think that's why I'm so noisy when not at home

Get him noise cancelling earphones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scott says I bare my teeth and growl at him lol

Musicmaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dundee have won the champions leagueeeee wow fag we smoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dundee have won the champions leagueeeee wow fag we smoke

So, you've never had an orgasm then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooo myyyyy fuuuucking god. Harder faster fuckin bite me pull me nip me scrab me

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By *ab timeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

I think I need to try a Costa

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I think I need to try a Costa

I think that’s a good idea too

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By *ab timeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

Glad you agree

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Glad you agree

Think I’ll be having a _ab time as you enjoy a Costa

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By *ab timeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

I think so to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glad you agree

Think I’ll be having a _ab time as you enjoy a Costa

Caffe Nero is better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glad you agree

Think I’ll be having a _ab time as you enjoy a Costa

Caffe Nero is better.

Starbucks is cheaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glad you agree

Think I’ll be having a _ab time as you enjoy a Costa

Caffe Nero is better.

Starbucks is cheaper

Only because they don't pay taxes. Their coffee sucks, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glad you agree

Think I’ll be having a _ab time as you enjoy a Costa

Caffe Nero is better.

Starbucks is cheaper

Only because they don't pay taxes. Their coffee sucks, too."

But meeting in Starbucks can lead to star sucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Glad you agree

Think I’ll be having a _ab time as you enjoy a Costa

Caffe Nero is better.

Starbucks is cheaper

Only because they don't pay taxes. Their coffee sucks, too.

But meeting in Starbucks can lead to star sucks

It still doesn't sway me.

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By *ab timeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

I will take a chance with a Costa

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I will take a chance with a Costa

Haha Costa is quality, not like those other cheap imitations

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By *ab timeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

I think you might be right. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs say's "fill me up"

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By *is vixen at playCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

Usually something like one for one and one for all musket hounds are always ready. G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GET THE DEFIBRILLATOR!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Oh Oh Oh FFFFFFFAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since Poldark starts again on Sunday I may just shout Demelza !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on dundeeee mind you they score less than me. No many orgasms in.mt life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on dundeeee mind you they score less than me. No many orgasms in.mt life

I’m a Hamilton Accies fan - you have loads more orgasms than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to focus on their name although I tend to have a very drawn out breathing thing when I get to that point.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Yes !yes !!!! You bought me Jimmy Choos !!!!!!!!

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Whats an orgasm

Step into my office lady !

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Am no saying its very very rude

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By *ordonRamsheRMan
over a year ago

roscam

Up the Ra and stand up salute and shout out the words of the Irish Declaration of Independence at the top of my lungs

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I just apologise and quietly weep."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I usually last a lot longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just love Big Black Cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t remember it’s been that long lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goooooaaaaaaallllll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suddenly get bad Tourette's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing as I don't.

I'm a noisy shag though.

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By *dinburgerMan
over a year ago

Perthshire

JINGS! CRIVVENS! HELP MA BOAB!!!!!

I suffer from premature ejoculation.

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1

Usually beat my chest n give a Tarzan Yodel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Macaroni n Cheese

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

The lotto numbers.... My poor neighbours

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By *m83Man
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Up the Ra and stand up salute and shout out the words of the Irish Declaration of Independence at the top of my lungs "

Toocfaidh ar la

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Peter!!!
"... "What Do You Scream Out When You Orgasm

Could be;

'Yesssssssssss' or

'Fuckkkkkkkkkkk' or

'57' or

'Commadore 64' or

'Atari 520ST'

Right folks, lets here them if you remember what you scream when you orgasm.

feck, this is gonna be good and I bet some wallopers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they're actually screaming, they're hamming it up"

What do you say/do then?

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

""MR DOGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

And apparently I have been known to make a noise that sounds like Shergar. How does he know what Shergar sounds like when it's being shagged, I hear you ask? That's a whole other thread

*tears*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they're actually screaming, they're hamming it up

What do you say/do then?"

Smile

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"If they're actually screaming, they're hamming it up

What do you say/do then?

Smile "

Finish and leave lol.

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

At long fecking last

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll name the baby after youuuuuuuu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaghetti Hoooooooooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they're actually screaming, they're hamming it up

What do you say/do then?

Smile

Finish and leave lol. "

What, no rolling over and snoring first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they're actually screaming, they're hamming it up

What do you say/do then?

Smile "

Aye, right, it's probably some weird sex face!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"Spaghetti Hoooooooooops

This thread is wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll name the baby after youuuuuuuu"

Is that when he suddenly jumps off in a panic?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spaghetti Hoooooooooops

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By *rlo67Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

No perceptible words but I bellow like a stag in the rut if it’s mind-blowing

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