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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you could change one body part, what would it be and why?

A: my nose, broken a few time from rugby

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By *is vixen at playCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

I'd like to get rid of my spare tyre tummy

V

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Why not get your mate from here to knock it back into shape ...you know what to do

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By *uzzy-LogicMan
over a year ago

Fochabers

I'd fix my ruined stomach after two major surgeries its a scared and torn up mess even when I get back in shape it will still look a mess.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I'd fix my ruined stomach after two major surgeries its a scared and torn up mess even when I get back in shape it will still look a mess."
Ditto me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you could change one body part, what would it be and why?

A: my nose, broken a few time from rugby "

Same here, but from playing basketball, getting whacked by a swing door, hit with a milk pan when two chefs were fighting in a restaurant I worked in, and most recently, falling down a step (sober) on holiday, which has left me with a deviated septum. Surgery beckons for that. I love my nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you could change one body part, what would it be and why?

A: my nose, broken a few time from rugby

Same here, but from playing basketball, getting whacked by a swing door, hit with a milk pan when two chefs were fighting in a restaurant I worked in, and most recently, falling down a step (sober) on holiday, which has left me with a deviated septum. Surgery beckons for that. I love my nose. "

Change your name to Lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you could change one body part, what would it be and why?

A: my nose, broken a few time from rugby

Same here, but from playing basketball, getting whacked by a swing door, hit with a milk pan when two chefs were fighting in a restaurant I worked in, and most recently, falling down a step (sober) on holiday, which has left me with a deviated septum. Surgery beckons for that. I love my nose.

Change your name to Lucky"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd fix my ruined stomach after two major surgeries its a scared and torn up mess even when I get back in shape it will still look a mess."

Not quite the same but I had 2 c sections and was very conscious of the scars and how I looked afterwards.

I'd like perkier boobs. First baby was a total grubber who basically suckedthe life out of them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call someone with buck teeth, a gommy eye, and mismatched feet then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call someone with buck teeth, a gommy eye, and mismatched feet then? "

Cheeky bastard... they're my best features!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call someone with buck teeth, a gommy eye, and mismatched feet then?

Cheeky bastard... they're my best features!!!!"

I can tell that from your pics...

TBH, the only bit of me I wouldn't change is my arse. The rest can go for scrap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call someone with buck teeth, a gommy eye, and mismatched feet then?

Cheeky bastard... they're my best features!!!!

I can tell that from your pics...

TBH, the only bit of me I wouldn't change is my arse. The rest can go for scrap. "

You've got a nice wee bum actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you call someone with buck teeth, a gommy eye, and mismatched feet then?

Cheeky bastard... they're my best features!!!!

I can tell that from your pics...

TBH, the only bit of me I wouldn't change is my arse. The rest can go for scrap.

You've got a nice wee bum actually. "

Lucky for you that it's the only bit you've seen! Just picture Marty Feldman in "Young Frankenstein", and you've got the idea. Except you're the one with the weird eyes.

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Little bit off the waste line would be great. But that's easily sorted once I get myself in gear.

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By *ogostick72Man
over a year ago

Scotland

Would be my nose and my build

Broke my nose years ago when I fell and can't put weight on no matter how hard I try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm kinda ok with my lot.

Where do you draw the line?(metaphorically speaking!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was magic then my tummy. It's huge.

I could do it myself but I've no motivation tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id change my boobs for smaller ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New knees please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id change my boobs for smaller ones."

Wee swap?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Id change my boobs for smaller ones."

Ive spoke to a lot of girls over the years who want to smaller. I’ve also spoken to many girls who have wanted to go bigger.

Wouldn’t it be easy if we could just swap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why not get your mate from here to knock it back into shape ...you know what to do "

My mate from here?

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By *witcherooMan
over a year ago

Muirhead

Written off all of it years ago to be honest. My only decision would be where to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nose broken so many times by accident and by surgeries a wee tummy tuck wouldn’t go amiss after three c sections but tbh I can think of much better things to spend my money on or I’d have sorted them years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus christ....there's a lot of broken nose action here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would change my voice. Hate how I sound on videos etc ...

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I’m fairly happy with my lot. It’s not petfect but I’m content with it!

If I come back to this life however I’d like to be taller!

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By *witcherooMan
over a year ago

Muirhead


"Jesus christ....there's a lot of broken nose action here!"

Yup, my last one was due to sleepwalking right into a have open kitchen door. Broken nose, 3 teeth missing and a detached retina

Now laying off the toasted cheese at night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to be a bit taller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus christ....there's a lot of broken nose action here!"

We have all been on the wrong end of the Glasgow Kiss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My height restricts my choices on here...2 or 3 inches taller for me would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would definitely change my ruined stomach muscles and tummy skin from having children. I have been offered from doctors but I can't do the 6wk healing period after surgery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus christ....there's a lot of broken nose action here!"

I know. I get annoyed very easily. Need to control my temper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus christ....there's a lot of broken nose action here!

I know. I get annoyed very easily. Need to control my temper.

"

Yes. There was no need to swing that pot that hard.

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By *ocaine and caviarCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

I wouldn't change a thing on me or my beautiful wife because she's gorgeous and I'm more than comfortable with how I am even if my teeth are squint and my toes are long xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id change my boobs for smaller ones.

Wee swap? "

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My back as I have a metal rod and bolts holding my spine together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's magic and not gonna hurt...id love to be taller!

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By *ocaine and caviarCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Wear heels xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wear heels xx"

I tried. They don’t suit my legs!

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By *ocaine and caviarCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hahahaha brilliant!!!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Wouldnt mind a new bum. Mine has a hole in it.x

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Body hair ,,,, hate it

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

A penis reduction as everyone only wants 8 inches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A penis reduction as everyone only wants 8 inches."

Same here. I could donate my spare 8" to someone underendowed.

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Fuck, where to start.

I'm.a self loather!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wear heels xx"

More like stilts

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By *irsttimecouple2018Couple
over a year ago

South Ayrshire

My stomach, 3 kids and 3 c sections I'm never going to have a flat stomach again no matter how hard I exercise and diet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add my stomach to my boobs would have triple fff

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