FabSwingers.com forum: ‘Angry’ C_

By *ubiousOatcake OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

There’s a lot of talk on this site, in the forum but particularly in ladies’ profiles, about cock pics, and how unwelcome they are. I have never understood the whole cock pic phenomenon. Yes, I have a naked full body photo in my ‘friends only’ pictures, because I know many people want to know, but I have never, ever had the inclination to take a close up photo of the little oatcake, let alone sending it to someone.

Beyond the chat about guys SENDING cock pics (what a way to start a conversation) I’ve also read comments about how off-putting a gallery full of cock pics can be. I totally understand, and I’m not entirely sure who it appeals to.

Here’s the thing, though: I don’t see as much chat about the ladies’ equivalent. Now, I love looking at some of the photos that women post on here, but I wonder if I’m alone in having an adverse reaction to an extreme close up of a vagina (with ‘bonus’ points if it’s being prised open).

One minute you’re reading an enticing profile, you press to open the gallery and BLAM you’ve got a screenful of angry labia looking like it’s going to leap at you and suffocate you like a face-hugger in Alien.

The criticism that’s often thrown at close-up cock pics is, “We know what a penis looks like.” Well, WE know what a vagina looks like! Try a wider angle!

Am I alone?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You most likely will be now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha!!!! This had me actually laughing out loud! Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you are mate. Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Not a fan of the axe wound pics

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

No interest in cock pics and no way will i ever spread my legs and take a selfie. Never.

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

"I think you are mate. Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.

My status update says it all op but think we in a minority

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face hugging alien!

I've never seen a thread about a guy's dislike for this kind pic until now. However, in pm's, discussing our likes and dislikes, quite a few have mentioned they really don't like close up fanny pics.

So, no, I would say you're not alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you are mate. Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.

My status update says it all op but think we in a minority

Your status made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally with you buddy. Close but no close up needed...esp the ones leaking cum out....

Cause bareback = danger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No interest in cock pics and no way will i ever spread my legs and take a selfie. Never."

You don't have to. You spread 'em, I'll do the pics with my Kodak Instamatic. If I can find some flash cubes.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"No interest in cock pics and no way will i ever spread my legs and take a selfie. Never.

You don't have to. You spread 'em, I'll do the pics with my Kodak Instamatic. If I can find some flash cubes."

In your dreams maybe but never in reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ubiousOatcake OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"You don't have to. You spread 'em, I'll do the pics with my Kodak Instamatic. If I can find some flash cubes."

Stay classy, mate.

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By *kplayingMan
over a year ago

In town

Lol it's like cats and dogs - ladies are of the feline persuasion cool and collected looking at all the options knowing they can take whatever one you like!!!and like a Mose or bird they don't need to see one to know how to catch it!!

Men we are the dogs, doesn't matter how many balls they have, they will always be excited by another one.....

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By *orwillieMan
over a year ago

Melrose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No interest in cock pics and no way will i ever spread my legs and take a selfie. Never.

You don't have to. You spread 'em, I'll do the pics with my Kodak Instamatic. If I can find some flash cubes.

In your dreams maybe but never in reality

In a joke, maybe, but never in reality.

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By *ike OxmallMan
over a year ago

Elderslie

I'd tend to agree with the OP - I'm not a big fan of what could be termed the gynaecological close-up!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I am sometimes contacted by couples, and a close up vag is the profile pic. Makes me want to run for the hills.

Not a fan of the fanny and I wouldn’t splash mine all over my profile.

Hate getting sent dick picks too! There’s no need!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am sometimes contacted by couples, and a close up vag is the profile pic. Makes me want to run for the hills.

Not a fan of the fanny and I wouldn’t splash mine all over my profile.

Hate getting sent dick picks too! There’s no need!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant post I know exactly where you a coming from it’s gross !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMFAO at this

I am also in agreement here, not a big fan of vaginal close ups especially when white goo is dripping out of them.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Op some will like some wont.

You only need to look at hotpics on here to see that these types of photos are popular with a lot of people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LMFAO at this

I am also in agreement here, not a big fan of vaginal close ups especially when white goo is dripping out of them.

I know ....it’s enough to put me off my Greggs custard doughnut and believe me, that takes some doing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No interest in cock pics and no way will i ever spread my legs and take a selfie. Never.

You don't have to. You spread 'em, I'll do the pics with my Kodak Instamatic. If I can find some flash cubes.

In your dreams maybe but never in reality

Haha, burn.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

I agree, I find it as off putting at times as many cock pics...

Especially if it looks like a punched lasagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No interest in cock pics and no way will i ever spread my legs and take a selfie. Never.

You don't have to. You spread 'em, I'll do the pics with my Kodak Instamatic. If I can find some flash cubes.

In your dreams maybe but never in reality

Haha, burn.

Try to keep up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less is defo more but that is just my opinion

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I have no beef with the inner workings of a ladys growler

I can take it or leave it

...but id sooner take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No interest in looking at cock pics and I definitely would never take a picture of between my legs. It's not for showing on my profile, ever

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

I fuckin love fannys!!!!(not you droopy)

Wether its in a pic

In the flesh

Or in tescos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fuckin love fannys!!!!(not you droopy)

Wether its in a pic

In the flesh

Or in tescos!

Or in Govan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no beef with the inner workings of a ladys growler

I can take it or leave it

...but id sooner take it"

I think he's saying he prefers when the beef curtains are closed

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

"Less is defo more but that is just my opinion

Totally agree! The bulldog eating mayonnaise pics are a big turn off if I’m honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no beef with the inner workings of a ladys growler

I can take it or leave it

...but id sooner take it

I think he's saying he prefers when the beef curtains are closed"

As long as they're not corned beef curtains.

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

"I fuckin love fannys!!!!(not you droopy)

Wether its in a pic

In the flesh

Or in tescos!

Or in Govan?

Hahaha

So true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are so fussy when it comes to fanny...who knew

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"I have no beef with the inner workings of a ladys growler

I can take it or leave it

...but id sooner take it

I think he's saying he prefers when the beef curtains are closed"

I like them chintzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are so fussy when it comes to fanny...who knew"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a bit retro

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By *ightimefun2Couple
over a year ago

stirling

If we wanted to stare at a badly packed kebab we have the local takeaway leaflet to do that. Leave an air of mystery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fully agree, nowt worse that a lady garden that looks like it's been ploughed by a JCB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an angry c__t today. Still can't get my car out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am an angry c__t today. Still can't get my car out."

Aye but, are you hairy/completely shaved with white goo oozing out of you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am an angry c__t today. Still can't get my car out.

Aye but, are you hairy/completely shaved with white goo oozing out of you?"

Shaved, but have a runny nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am an angry c__t today. Still can't get my car out.

Aye but, are you hairy/completely shaved with white goo oozing out of you?

Shaved, but have a runny nose.

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By *argaidMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Totally in agreement. I much prefer erotic to gynaecological photos. I prefer being teased to being slapped in the coupon with a kipper.

Equally as amusing are profiles that say "I'm more than just a pair of tits." then have nothing but photos of their tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only true way to judge any woman on here is with a full close up picture of their foof.

Anyone that meets a female off here without a screenshotted close up picture of their trench is an idiot in my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only true way to judge any woman on here is with a full close up picture of their foof.

Anyone that meets a female off here without a screenshotted close up picture of their trench is an idiot in my opinion. "

You must be taking the piss. So you see a gorgeous face, cracking body but less than Penthouse worthy fanny and you'd walk away?

(sniff sniff) I smell shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never going to watch this film the same again. Hahahaha!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

"The only true way to judge any woman on here is with a full close up picture of their foof.

Anyone that meets a female off here without a screenshotted close up picture of their trench is an idiot in my opinion.

You must be taking the piss. So you see a gorgeous face, cracking body but less than Penthouse worthy fanny and you'd walk away?

(sniff sniff) I smell shite."

Penthouse fanny?

.... Open plan, spacious and enter it via a lift?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only true way to judge any woman on here is with a full close up picture of their foof.

Anyone that meets a female off here without a screenshotted close up picture of their trench is an idiot in my opinion.

You must be taking the piss. So you see a gorgeous face, cracking body but less than Penthouse worthy fanny and you'd walk away?

(sniff sniff) I smell shite.

Penthouse fanny?

.... Open plan, spacious and enter it via a lift?

Yep, that's the very kind I was meaning!

Nah, thinking back to when Mr and I first started going out and I discovered his stash of dirty mags. Lots of close ups in Penthous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont really care what people think should be on MY page..

if it loses me a shag...och well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a pulled apart cheese n ham toastie...only much less appetising!

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Totally with you OP 100%. Love payday but those shots are vile!

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Totally with you OP 100%. Love payday but those shots are vile!"

Payday = pussy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you all manage to cope when you see a pussy in real life if a pic causes such reactions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you all manage to cope when you see a pussy in real life if a pic causes such reactions?

They'll all need a lie down in a dark room by the looks of things.

All the more pussy for me....

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

"You most likely will be now

That’s what good comedy is about.........timing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you all manage to cope when you see a pussy in real life if a pic causes such reactions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you all manage to cope when you see a pussy in real life if a pic causes such reactions?

erm..I lick it..its a coping mechanism

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By *heekyguy2Man
over a year ago

Local

There are some right scary pics on fab. That's for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, You'll never catch me posting a pic of mine who n my gallery...so you'll just need to take Mr's word for it that it's a belter

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Ive seen a bushy ginger one with huge labia...

Looked like chewbacca with a fat lip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having an adverse reaction to some of the extreme fannies posting

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By *ubiousOatcake OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

You must struggle to live with yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a vagina to keep me company

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By *ubiousOatcake OP Man
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you all manage to cope when you see a pussy in real life if a pic causes such reactions?

They'll all need a lie down in a dark room by the looks of things.

All the more pussy for me...."

I'm not going into a dark room. Naughty men might do things to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a vagina to keep me company "

I have to ask the same question Doggy asked me:

"Aye but, are you hairy/completely shaved with white goo oozing out of you?"

Asking purely in the interests of research.

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