FabSwingers.com forum: things a guy would never say

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stop sending fannie and tit pics i know what they look like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop sending fannie and tit pics i know what they look like

Graham Norton might

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would not know maybe your right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does ma cock look big in this

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

Sorry your naked and horny in my bed ,,but I have to do my dishes and housework

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to see my STD all clear certificate, I have it framed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol great stuff

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Got a headache tonight babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry your naked and horny in my bed ,,but I have to do my dishes and housework"

My ex was like that.... note the ex!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Look there are two women in this bed ine will have to get out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we give sex a miss tonight, I'd rather stay up and reply to a post on this fecking forum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we give sex a miss tonight, I'd rather stay up and reply to a post on this fecking forum

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like it peter lol

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

[Removed by poster at 20/02/18 19:39:48]

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

That wasn’t a very good blow job.

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Of course i would rather shag you than go for a run on my motorbike with my mates.

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

Hi how are you?

How you enjoying fab?

What you been up to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Making me laugh guys keep it up. A little bit of innunedo

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Would love to meet but only after ive met you for a drink in a public place...you know stranger danger...

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By *ink-KameraMan
over a year ago

Livingston

"A Blow job?" Nah Lets just watch the end of this movie then go straight to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I meet your husband, just to make sure everything is legit?

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

I'm a bit disappointed to be honest ,you said come play with my pussy and make you happy ,,guess I won't be needing this ball of string and toy mouse I bought from the pet shop ,,just off back see if I can get a refund

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Girls, I'll get back to you as soon as I've sifted through all the messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It happens all the time

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"It happens all the time "

Ha ha, naughty.

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By *ink-KameraMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Nah its tiny but it You wont even notice its in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be exceptional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m only on here to chat and don’t do meets ever

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Not on here to shag the whole site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I don’t even know it’s in and shag a birds inside leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t buy condoms small

Enough that’s why I say I can’t wear them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly don’t know where the g spot is I just fiddle around and hope for the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is it hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not you it’s me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s got nothing to do with the drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does take a couple of hours and two viagra to get going.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Of course we can cuddle afterwards.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"That wasn’t a very good blow job. "

Someone said that to me once (cos I like make my myself gag). Meanie.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Heres my credit card ... go and buy yourself something nice .

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I love HUGE pussies

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Omg. You do don’t tell me ‘love actually’ was on. I’m missing it for this stupid football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, it does make you look fat".

"Sex? I thought we were going to visit your mother!?"

"Stop walking around naked, you'll catch a chill."

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Or, 'No, those jeans don't make your bum look big, the fat on your arse does that'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No dear... That dress isn't too tight for you. Its just your too fat for that dress.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I have a hotel room all to myself. I’m not looking for any hot female to come and join me at an ungodly hour that I haven’t met! I’m happy to be on my own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a hotel room all to myself. I’m not looking for any hot female to come and join me at an ungodly hour that I haven’t met! I’m happy to be on my own. "

I'd say that. I'm quite partial to a good nights' sleep, and I'd get both the pillow chocolates.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/02/18 12:08:36]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Laughing lots at the the things that everyone is contributing and surprised (dont know why) that the women are getting involved but fab.

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By *ink-KameraMan
over a year ago

Livingston

I don't care how hot your twin sister is she cannot share our bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No babe. You're driving isn't bad.. Its terrible. Did you get your driving licence from a cereal box as a free gift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it says athletic on my profile but most athletic I have been is running to the kebab shop before it shuts on a night out.

By slightly over weight you mean fat

By ample you mean fat

By curvy you mean fat.

By fabulous you mean fat

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Can I have a large pizza, with everything on it and a diet ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's my turn to host the wanking group so I'll need lots of new scatter cushions, scented candles and sushi for 20!"

Jintz (just visiting)

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ve only agreed to meet you after you sent me those photos of you in the bedroom. You know I just had to come over and tidy that room up and get those curtains done as they just do not match you curtains and bed spread.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Looking for a quick meet on my way home from work.....

Oh wait, this is actually true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""It's my turn to host the wanking group so I'll need lots of new scatter cushions, scented candles and sushi for 20!"

Jintz (just visiting)

Typical... swans in wi promises of scented pleasures and leaves... (he never said that either

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Splatter cushions more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Splatter cushions more like"

Now, he would say that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""It's my turn to host the wanking group so I'll need lots of new scatter cushions, scented candles and sushi for 20!"

Jintz (just visiting)

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like it funny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually want to meet for sexy fun and not chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of course you can have the last beer and wedge of pizza".

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

So long as youve cum , that all important . I xan wait another 3 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was fucking you last night I was fantasising it was your mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dick isn't actually that size...it's a miniature Sky remote in the pic."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually would rather eat your brothers ass than yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was fucking you last night I was fantasising it was your mother "

I'm pretty sure there are some guys out there who would say that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""My dick isn't actually that size...it's a miniature Sky remote in the pic.""

Rumbled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don’t want to watch the footie with a beer. I want to go shopping with you.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"No I don’t want to watch the footie with a beer. I want to go shopping with you.

If shop in question is "American golf" then feck the footie n beer I'm in

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By *uddleanstrokeMan
over a year ago

Bristol / Crete / Glasgow

Let be fuck your wife quickly & gently with my 2” wilting willie .. I usually last at least 30 seconds .. if I cum at all ... making none of your fantasy’s come true ... sorry, I smell a bit - didn’t have time for a shower, ... and why aren’t you squirting all over both of us? .. what -u mean u haven’t you paid yr Scottish Water bill yet?

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

Yes darling your arse really does look big in that dress

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By *heik yourwillyMan
over a year ago

shire

Heres my bank card

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