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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.

Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?

I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumbers

Bananas

Lurpak

And strangely yoghurt

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

My kids bin me most nights

R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.

Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?

I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some "

Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.

Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?

I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some

Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?"

I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.

Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?

I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some

Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?

I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute "

Check back on the thread you created to refresh your memory

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Feel free to do my nightshift tonight as i can see it far enough. Short staffed and on with the big bad boss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re meant to be my pimp so get working!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re meant to be my pimp so get working! "

ffs, you told me I was binned at that a wee while ago, I tried to get you the age you wanted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not too late for the social !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gate crash the social

OR

Family size bag of Minstrels and get your bum along to the cinema to see Black Panther. Great film.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gate crash the social

OR

Family size bag of Minstrels and get your bum along to the cinema to see Black Panther. Great film."

yeah the film looks good, that's deffo a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come too

Cremated my dad on Wednesday and bored out my tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I come too

Cremated my dad on Wednesday and bored out my tits "

awww ffs please tell me that's a joke

if not, I'm so sorryyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cucumbers

Bananas

Lurpak

And strangely yoghurt "

Lol there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come too

Cremated my dad on Wednesday and bored out my tits

awww ffs please tell me that's a joke

if not, I'm so sorryyyyyyy "

No joke Three funerals in two weeks all very close family members

Sign I’m getting old

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I come too

Cremated my dad on Wednesday and bored out my tits

awww ffs please tell me that's a joke

if not, I'm so sorryyyyyyy

No joke Three funerals in two weeks all very close family members

Sign I’m getting old "

so sorry mucker

been there, done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One thing in life you can be sure of

We all die at sometime

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour


"Gate crash the social

OR

Family size bag of Minstrels and get your bum along to the cinema to see Black Panther. Great film."

Going to show box that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come to grantown and play Scrabble with us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come to grantown and play Scrabble with us"

grantown-on-spey

that's just a tad too far for scrabble lollllllllllll

but that's a cheer me up offer

xx peter

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By *ea AmorisWoman
over a year ago

My Boudoir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

International paint drying on at 9pm

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By *ea AmorisWoman
over a year ago

My Boudoir

You can come do the dishes....

In the buff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.

Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?

I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some

Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?

I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute

Check back on the thread you created to refresh your memory "

Body swerved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.

Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?

I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some

Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?

I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute

Check back on the thread you created to refresh your memory

Body swerved."

no body swear

that's already been dealt with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.

Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?

I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some

Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?

I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute

Check back on the thread you created to refresh your memory

Body swerved.

no body swear

that's already been dealt with "

Damn. Had the pop corn ready haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.

Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?

I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some

Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?

I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute

Check back on the thread you created to refresh your memory

Body swerved.

no body swear

that's already been dealt with

Damn. Had the pop corn ready haha"

Are you hungry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.

Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?

I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some

Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?

I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute

Check back on the thread you created to refresh your memory

Body swerved.

no body swear

that's already been dealt with

Damn. Had the pop corn ready haha

Are you hungry?"

No. Im going to the cinema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.

Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?

I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some

Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?

I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute

Check back on the thread you created to refresh your memory

Body swerved.

no body swear

that's already been dealt with

Damn. Had the pop corn ready haha

Are you hungry?

No. Im going to the cinema"

That made fuck all sense

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour


"Come to grantown and play Scrabble with us"

Would come but the fishing in grantown would distract me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.

Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?

I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some

Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?

I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute

Check back on the thread you created to refresh your memory

Body swerved.

no body swear

that's already been dealt with

Damn. Had the pop corn ready haha

Are you hungry?

No. Im going to the cinema

That made fuck all sense"

Please tone down the aggression.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So folks, for first time in a while my kids have binned me so I'm bored tonight.

Anyone wanna give me any ideas what to do tonight?

I'm sure this may end up an enjoyable read for some

Didn't your daughter bin you recently when you claimed your kids were your cock blocks?

I canny remember, they go to that many parties at the last minute

Check back on the thread you created to refresh your memory

Body swerved.

no body swear

that's already been dealt with

Damn. Had the pop corn ready haha

Are you hungry?

No. Im going to the cinema

That made fuck all sense

Please tone down the aggression."

Here's a quid for your swear jar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come to grantown and play Scrabble with us

Would come but the fishing in grantown would distract me "

Fishing?? Too cold for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come to grantown and play Scrabble with us

grantown-on-spey

that's just a tad too far for scrabble lollllllllllll

but that's a cheer me up offer

xx peter "

You'd beat me...had too many glasses of Pinot Noir already! x

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour


"Come to grantown and play Scrabble with us

Would come but the fishing in grantown would distract me

Fishing?? Too cold for that"

Best fishing in Scotland for me river and the trout pond just outside grant own

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Come to grantown and play Scrabble with us"

My rack is

INREWSG

sure theres a 7 letter word in there somewhere.

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour


"Come to grantown and play Scrabble with us

My rack is

INREWSG

sure theres a 7 letter word in there somewhere. "

Good word 2outside player of a team

WINGERS

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee

Go to tescos n buy an apple pie n follow these instructions

Buy apple pie

Scurry home with it

Place im micro

Heat 20 seconds

Check temp is 39 degrees celcius with thermometer

Place on a table at baw height

Place knob into said heated apple pie

Pump

Then lie back n savour the exceedingly good cake moment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go to tescos n buy an apple pie n follow these instructions

Buy apple pie

Scurry home with it

Place im micro

Heat 20 seconds

Check temp is 39 degrees celcius with thermometer

Place on a table at baw height

Place knob into said heated apple pie

Pump

Then lie back n savour the exceedingly good cake moment"

Pmsllll, see if you wur a bird. I'd play so fucking hard to get

I love you, ya fud. Lollloollol

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By *ugyukMan
over a year ago

dundee


"Go to tescos n buy an apple pie n follow these instructions

Buy apple pie

Scurry home with it

Place im micro

Heat 20 seconds

Check temp is 39 degrees celcius with thermometer

Place on a table at baw height

Place knob into said heated apple pie

Pump

Then lie back n savour the exceedingly good cake moment

Pmsllll, see if you wur a bird. I'd play so fucking hard to get

I love you, ya fud. Lollloollol "

Lol horse mate

The temp was spot on wasnt it??

A think Mr Kipling should capture yer erse action n get ye on tv in one o his ads!

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