FabSwingers.com forum: Shaved balls

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

First shaved mine for my vasectomy, like them smooth and try to keep them that way but problem is dont like shaving them, always scared of cutting them.

Since shaving the regrowth is like a jungle so got to keep on top of them. Any guys got any tips? Anyone tried using Imac or waxing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont put imac anywhere near your ball sack it will burn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dont put imac anywhere near your ball sack it will burn."

Thankyou.

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By *andybumMan
over a year ago

perth

"Dont put imac anywhere near your ball sack it will burn.

Thankyou. "

Or wax, if you are rocking a pair of low hangers a waxing can make for a comedy elastic plum ricochet situation, very nasty. A ladies razor does the job fine without carving you up. One of the fancy gell strip ones.

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By *oney4uCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I use Veet sensitive on my husbands and it works really well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always shave my balls after long shower. easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair conditioner in place of shaving foam or soap works well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use Veet sensitive on my husbands and it works really well. "

Ta. Will give that a go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to shave my balls all the time with my Gillette mac3.

Then I cut myself, not a massive cut or deep but it bled for a while and was very sore.

I tried very and left it on for too long and burnt my balls. That was very painful.

Now I have an electric shaver that does different lengths and I prefer that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to shave my balls all the time with my Gillette mac3.

Then I cut myself, not a massive cut or deep but it bled for a while and was very sore.

I tried very and left it on for too long and burnt my balls. That was very painful.

Now I have an electric shaver that does different lengths and I prefer that.

Bollocks (!) Back to square 1. Sensitive skin so not going to use electric.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shave my balls in the shower every other day just to keep them smooth all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a little fluff on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs whats with all the good advice. Surely it'd have been better to let him imac them then laugh at his misfortune on the follow up thread

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By *enshermanMan
over a year ago

Durham

"First shaved mine for my vasectomy, like them smooth and try to keep them that way but problem is dont like shaving them, always scared of cutting them.

Since shaving the regrowth is like a jungle so got to keep on top of them. Any guys got any tips? Anyone tried using Imac or waxing?"

Use the hoover place one testicle in the hoover pipe at a time, and all your pubes will come right off.

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By *enshermanMan
over a year ago

Durham

"Ffs whats with all the good advice. Surely it'd have been better to let him imac them then laugh at his misfortune on the follow up thread "

My kind of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like a little fluff on them

You like fluff on ur balls?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs whats with all the good advice. Surely it'd have been better to let him imac them then laugh at his misfortune on the follow up thread "

Cheers pal!

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By *r FeelgoodsMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire/Glasgow

Wait until the better weather and get the BBQ on.

Wait until the coals go white pull your drawers down stand three inches away and hey presto watch in disbelief at your ball hair disappearing right in front of your eyes.

Then sit back and enjoy a beer and steak !

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

I'm going nowhere near the lumpy, saggy skinned plumbs with a rigid, razor sharp blade edge.

I trim with electric trimmer, but no way with a razor...

(But I also get why many women won't go near themselves around labia for same reason...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three fingers up the arse in the shower whilst standing on one leg and singing the sash/fields of athenry, depending your persuasion.

Failing that a good woman's razor and a steady hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just hack your balls off with a blunt instrument. Problem solved.

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

"Just hack your balls off with a blunt instrument. Problem solved. "

Here comes a ban but like lorreal your worth it

Why don't you put your balls In a blender .slow cook them feed them to a dog let it shit out the excess and then pick it up ...least that way you would have a small feeling of what it's like to have a real pair of bollox instead of the prosthtic ones you use to type the the negative comments you delight in typing on any post dude

Forum will see you all in 48 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a razor whilst in the shower/bath. Works fine with me.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Conditioner is definitely the way forward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has to be the funniest post on here. Haha

All I can think about is pulling the sack down and trying to get the closest shave you can lol

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Just hack your balls off with a blunt instrument. Problem solved.

Here comes a ban but like lorreal your worth it

Forum will see you all in 48 hours

Id maybe use your 48 hours to think about whether youre really happy about how that post comes across

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

I either shave them or use very, never had an issue with any burning or cutting. Been doing it for the last 12 or so years .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wish i'd never asked now

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By *e_frenchMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

What is i mac?

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By *eorgeGRMan
over a year ago

Livingston

"What is i mac?"

A computer made by Apple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very Sensitive and then a good moisturiser

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By *nonandyMan
over a year ago

Near Glasgow

Freshly trimmed although just remembered why I hadn't done it in a while, last time I was playing a few days later and she found the stubble to uncomfortable don't seem to get such a close shave anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use veet as well and it's great and I find it doesn't itch when growing back in

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By *nonandyMan
over a year ago

Near Glasgow

"I use veet as well and it's great and I find it doesn't itch when growing back in"

Is that the cream?

I bought that once but never used it because I heard all the horror stories of people taking allergic reaction to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait until the better weather and get the BBQ on.

Wait until the coals go white pull your drawers down stand three inches away and hey presto watch in disbelief at your ball hair disappearing right in front of your eyes.

Then sit back and enjoy a beer and steak !"

I just spat out a mouthful of soup reading that.

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By *oney4uCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I use Veet sensitive on my husbands and it works really well. "

I’d be petrified at shaving, so I only trimmed in the past.

It can sting if you put too much Veet on, or leave it too long. My wife is an expert at it now though. Hubby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it might not be suited to the modern opinions of many people but the only part of my body that has ever been shaved - or ever will be shaved, barring an unexpected medical condition! - lies above the neck. I really, honestly and truly, cannot understand why men or women would ever dream of shaving their genitalia, or why a potential partner would wish them to...

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

"I use Veet sensitive on my husbands and it works really well. "

Can you do mine also please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all seriousness go to either amazon or eBay and type in magic powder it’s fantastic stuff. You mix it up to a cream apply wait 5-7 min then wipe off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once a week in the shower, keep a razor in the shower ready and waiting and whilst you are all lathered up just give yourself a quick 3min tidy up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In all seriousness go to either amazon or eBay and type in magic powder it’s fantastic stuff. You mix it up to a cream apply wait 5-7 min then wipe off "

Not as burny as veet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trust your partner with a cut throat razor .now that's trust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t mind shaved balls better to suck lol but like a bit of hair around cock

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By *ntirelyBonkersWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

OMG this made me laugh so much. But yup this is a true visualisation in my mind now.

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By *ntirelyBonkersWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

Just trim. No one likes a messy bush.

But if you liked the feeling of baldness. For godsake just be careful. Razor cuts on legs is bad enough.

I get my bikini waxed regularly by a professional, I’m a tad clumsy. Now it grows in really fine and soft, the hair beds eventually die off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just trim. No one likes a messy bush.

But if you liked the feeling of baldness. For godsake just be careful. Razor cuts on legs is bad enough.

I get my bikini waxed regularly by a professional, I’m a tad clumsy. Now it grows in really fine and soft, the hair beds eventually die off."

Judging by your pics very professionally done

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By *ntirelyBonkersWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

"Just trim. No one likes a messy bush.

But if you liked the feeling of baldness. For godsake just be careful. Razor cuts on legs is bad enough.

I get my bikini waxed regularly by a professional, I’m a tad clumsy. Now it grows in really fine and soft, the hair beds eventually die off.

Judging by your pics very professionally done

Is that you checking for authenticity on my statement Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just trim. No one likes a messy bush.

But if you liked the feeling of baldness. For godsake just be careful. Razor cuts on legs is bad enough.

I get my bikini waxed regularly by a professional, I’m a tad clumsy. Now it grows in really fine and soft, the hair beds eventually die off

Judging by your pics very professionally done

Is that you checking for authenticity on my statement Hahahaha "

The camera never lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In all seriousness go to either amazon or eBay and type in magic powder it’s fantastic stuff. You mix it up to a cream apply wait 5-7 min then wipe off "

Magic Powder? Does it make them bigger too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately not but it dose make them lovely and smooth

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

Have had similar issues in the past, then one day an Ad popped up on my Fbook page for Boldking.... a different type of mens razor designed specifically for your crown jewels! Got to admit they have a great marketing dept.

Anyhoo! I bought it and have never looked back! Blades are like Mach 3 only much further apart, so no clogging up, and definitely a smooth shave.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following all the advice went for Veet. Very neat job however a lot of swelling and redness. Not wholly bad but thats cos im a kinky bastard. All swelling and redness gone this morning and smooth as a (wrinkly) babies bum.

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Nothing better than sucking some smooth balls

Mrs

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By *oney4uCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Following all the advice went for Veet. Very neat job however a lot of swelling and redness. Not wholly bad but thats cos im a kinky bastard. All swelling and redness gone this morning and smooth as a (wrinkly) babies bum."

There’s definitely a fine balance between putting too much on (red and stings that day), and getting it right. My kind wife does a better job of it than me, I always put too much on. Veet sensitive maybe makes a difference too, have only tried that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing better than sucking some smooth balls

Mrs"

Nothing better..are you sure?

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