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By *e_french OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

If James Bond was a lady she would have James Bond boys...

She would have a secret account on fab.

What else could you think of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'd probably drive soccer mom car.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

She’d have a torpedo in her knickers!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sorry I can't answer that!

My brain is still trying to find/work out a female name replacement for 'James' lol

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Sorry I can't answer that!

My brain is still trying to find/work out a female name replacement for 'James' lol "

Call her Jaime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She’d have a torpedo in her knickers!"

Huh! I have one, and I'm not a lady secret agent!

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre


"Sorry I can't answer that!

My brain is still trying to find/work out a female name replacement for 'James' lol

Call her Jaime"

Call her Janes Blond

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Sorry I can't answer that!

My brain is still trying to find/work out a female name replacement for 'James' lol

Call her Jaime"

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By *e_french OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"She’d have a torpedo in her knickers!"

Torpedo in her Knickers that is lethal!!!

Poisoneous lipstick...

She would wear amazing high heels, seamed stockings...

She would be terribly classy and elegant.

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre

Shed drive a Fast on Martin

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Sorry I can't answer that!

My brain is still trying to find/work out a female name replacement for 'James' lol

Call her Jaime

Call her Janes Blond "

Haha ????

But... Would it be safe to give her all those gadgets then lol

(ps: it is a joke )

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By *e_french OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"She’d have a torpedo in her knickers!

Huh! I have one, and I'm not a lady secret agent! "

If she’s anything like James Bond she’ll have a different torpedo every night!

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By *e_french OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Sorry I can't answer that!

My brain is still trying to find/work out a female name replacement for 'James' lol

Call her Jaime

Call her Janes Blond

Haha ????

But... Would it be safe to give her all those gadgets then lol

(ps: it is a joke )"

Men could not made these kind of jokes these days..

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By *e_french OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"She’d have a torpedo in her knickers!

Huh! I have one, and I'm not a lady secret agent!

If she’s anything like James Bond she’ll have a different torpedo every night!"

Torpedo of different size and colours Oulalala

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre

Would the villain be blow job instead of odd job ?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Would the villain be blow job instead of odd job ?"

Haha! I like that

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Would the villain be blow job instead of odd job ?"

Hahahahaha

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

What happens with pussy galore?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Am sure she would have a couple of deadly hair pins

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"What happens with pussy galore?"

Dick Aplenty?

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By *ndrew MannMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

If they ever make James Bond a woman (Jane Bond) or whatever that’s the deathnail in the franchise. Bond is a man, he’s a man in the books end of story. If they want a woman secret agent fine, just give her a different 00 Number and name.

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre


"If they ever make James Bond a woman (Jane Bond) or whatever that’s the deathnail in the franchise. Bond is a man, he’s a man in the books end of story. If they want a woman secret agent fine, just give her a different 00 Number and name. "

Its been flogged to death already , the films are mince now . Sometimes its better to put a hero out to pasture . Bring on Janes Blond

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If they ever make James Bond a woman (Jane Bond) or whatever that’s the deathnail in the franchise. Bond is a man, he’s a man in the books end of story. If they want a woman secret agent fine, just give her a different 00 Number and name. "

Haha! Think the OP was just having a late night or early morning fun thread lol

Don't think he is a purist lol

I had the same debate with a friend few months back. She said would be nice to have a black james bond I was like... are you insane lol

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By *ndrew MannMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

They could with a new 00 Number, end of the day Jason Bourne was pretty much a rougher and tougher Bond without the gadgets. Don’t think it’s any coincidence that they both have JB as initials

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"If they ever make James Bond a woman (Jane Bond) or whatever that’s the deathnail in the franchise. Bond is a man, he’s a man in the books end of story. If they want a woman secret agent fine, just give her a different 00 Number and name.

Its been flogged to death already , the films are mince now . Sometimes its better to put a hero out to pasture . Bring on Janes Blond "

Yeah, good to shake it up a bit. Is there not a female Dr Who?

Why not a female Bond?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If they ever make James Bond a woman (Jane Bond) or whatever that’s the deathnail in the franchise. Bond is a man, he’s a man in the books end of story. If they want a woman secret agent fine, just give her a different 00 Number and name.

Its been flogged to death already , the films are mince now . Sometimes its better to put a hero out to pasture . Bring on Janes Blond

Yeah, good to shake it up a bit. Is there not a female Dr Who?

Why not a female Bond?"

Yeah there's a female Dr Who.

As said above would have to be a different 00.

You can explain the sex change in Dr Who, not in Bond lol

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By *e_french OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Gold nipple, she is the woman... with the Midas touch !

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"If they ever make James Bond a woman (Jane Bond) or whatever that’s the deathnail in the franchise. Bond is a man, he’s a man in the books end of story. If they want a woman secret agent fine, just give her a different 00 Number and name.

Its been flogged to death already , the films are mince now . Sometimes its better to put a hero out to pasture . Bring on Janes Blond

Yeah, good to shake it up a bit. Is there not a female Dr Who?

Why not a female Bond?

Yeah there's a female Dr Who.

As said above would have to be a different 00.

You can explain the sex change in Dr Who, not in Bond lol "

Makes no sense to me, I don’t follow either. But I’ll take your word for it, Max.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If they ever make James Bond a woman (Jane Bond) or whatever that’s the deathnail in the franchise. Bond is a man, he’s a man in the books end of story. If they want a woman secret agent fine, just give her a different 00 Number and name.

Its been flogged to death already , the films are mince now . Sometimes its better to put a hero out to pasture . Bring on Janes Blond

Yeah, good to shake it up a bit. Is there not a female Dr Who?

Why not a female Bond?

Yeah there's a female Dr Who.

As said above would have to be a different 00.

You can explain the sex change in Dr Who, not in Bond lol

Makes no sense to me, I don’t follow either. But I’ll take your word for it, Max. "

Lol

Not followed Dr Who for years! Lol

Just know from the news it was either a woman Dr Who or an Asian Dr Who

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