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"Sugar please. No tesco brand (if it exists), because that might be advertising? x" Will do! Will get the finest of sugars for you  | |||
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"May see you there fantastic shop with all the best prices quality to match I think everyone should attend at least once a week and inform everyone about it " 
It's Lidl on Thursday.
They have delicious French food at times! Try the snails very authentic | |||
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"A Reece’s peanut butter Easter egg. They are always bloody sold out when I go
Tits xx"Easter chocolates being sold already! Jeez! Can't they give my thighs and hips a rest! Not even had my Valentines chocolates yet lol | |||
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"I'll have a bottle of their finest vodka please lol x"You need a mixer with that?? Don't think they do tall and handsome though | |||
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"Max, could you please get me one of the cream egg big puddings! I can't find them anywhere thank you! Mrs x "Didn't know it even existed! I'll have a look x | |||
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"Do they sell new bodies? I could do with one! Failing that a Plain loaf, butter and lemon curd! " Will see what I can do F  | |||
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 tip 2 if you buy a product and get over charged you get paid back the difference PLUS you get a £2 voucher The Asda 5 sweets for a £1 section is good , they charge £1.25 instead of £1 so they pay me to buy them as i get 5 sweets for £1 and they give me a £2 voucher . NOW they will try to fob you off saying things like ooooh we dont know about that etc etc , stand your ground and demand your voucher . They now give us ours without any hassles as we know Asdas POLICIES. We save them up and goes towards our xmas shopping bill.  | |||
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"Heres 2 Huge tips for everyone. In Asda if you BUY an out of date product no matter what it is you will get your money back PLUS a £10 voucher tip 2 if you buy a product and get over charged you get paid back the difference PLUS you get a £2 voucher The Asda 5 sweets for a £1 section is good , they charge £1.25 instead of £1 so they pay me to buy them as i get 5 sweets for £1 and they give me a £2 voucher . NOW they will try to fob you off saying things like ooooh we dont know about that etc etc , stand your ground and demand your voucher . They now give us ours without any hassles as we know Asdas POLICIES. We save them up and goes towards our xmas shopping bill. "Max? Could you please go to Asda instead and look for out of date stuff for me? | |||
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"Heres 2 Huge tips for everyone. In Asda if you BUY an out of date product no matter what it is you will get your money back PLUS a £10 voucher tip 2 if you buy a product and get over charged you get paid back the difference PLUS you get a £2 voucher The Asda 5 sweets for a £1 section is good , they charge £1.25 instead of £1 so they pay me to buy them as i get 5 sweets for £1 and they give me a £2 voucher . NOW they will try to fob you off saying things like ooooh we dont know about that etc etc , stand your ground and demand your voucher . They now give us ours without any hassles as we know Asdas POLICIES. We save them up and goes towards our xmas shopping bill.
Max? Could you please go to Asda instead and look for out of date stuff for me? "Haha! Alright but just cos it is you! Outta date stuff it is lol | |||
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"Max, Bottle of prosecco for me please ty x " Surely you mean 2 bottles | |||
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"Heres 2 Huge tips for everyone. In Asda if you BUY an out of date product no matter what it is you will get your money back PLUS a £10 voucher tip 2 if you buy a product and get over charged you get paid back the difference PLUS you get a £2 voucher The Asda 5 sweets for a £1 section is good , they charge £1.25 instead of £1 so they pay me to buy them as i get 5 sweets for £1 and they give me a £2 voucher . NOW they will try to fob you off saying things like ooooh we dont know about that etc etc , stand your ground and demand your voucher . They now give us ours without any hassles as we know Asdas POLICIES. We save them up and goes towards our xmas shopping bill. "Hahaha amazing didn’t know this. Mr will be in tonight trying that with sweets for cinema lollll xx | |||
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"A Reece’s peanut butter Easter egg. They are always bloody sold out when I go
Tits xx
Easter chocolates being sold already!
Jeez! Can't they give my thighs and hips a rest!
Not even had my Valentines chocolates yet lol "Weirdly enough they have no valentines stuff in yet. I went in yday and nothing however an aisle full of Easter eggs. Makes sense right xx | |||
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"Max, Bottle of prosecco for me please ty x Surely you mean 2 bottles "Another 2 bottles of prosecco | |||
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"A Reece’s peanut butter Easter egg. They are always bloody sold out when I go
Tits xx"OMG!!!! Does that exist? I need one!!! | |||
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"A Reece’s peanut butter Easter egg. They are always bloody sold out when I go
Tits xx
OMG!!!! Does that exist?
I need one!!!"Yeah lollll. Went looking for one and always sold out. It’s devastation when I see the empty box every time. I almost want to get down on the floor and take a tantrum  xx | |||
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"A Reece’s peanut butter Easter egg. They are always bloody sold out when I go
Tits xx"Oooohhhh! Only discovered & tried them for the first time yesterday! ..... & in Tesco too
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"A Reece’s peanut butter Easter egg. They are always bloody sold out when I go
Tits xx
OMG!!!! Does that exist?
I need one!!!
Yeah lollll. Went looking for one and always sold out. It’s devastation when I see the empty box every time. I almost want to get down on the floor and take a tantrum xx"No wonder! That’s the worst kind of tease! I’m going to Tesco tomorrow too! | |||
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"A Reece’s peanut butter Easter egg. They are always bloody sold out when I go
Tits xx
Oooohhhh! Only discovered & tried them for the first time yesterday! ..... & in Tesco too
R "Maybe one day I will xx | |||
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"I would love a croissant butter and strawberry jam!!! Bonne maman!!!" Oh it has to be Bonne Maman Jam | |||
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"Nawty, did you do a forum search before posting this? I believe there's a Tesco thread for the 23rd January already....
Mandy"The search showed... Tesco 18th February... and was posted 49 weeks ago
Nothing for 2018 am good!! | |||
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"Dinnae forget the ice, corkscrew, and glasses .. or yr points card ..." Got plenty ice in back garden lol | |||
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"ill be in aisle 34 be there or be square !! "What's in aisle 34? Hope it's the French vino lol | |||
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"ill be in aisle 34 be there or be square !!
What's in aisle 34?
Hope it's the French vino lol "No it’s the French baguette aisle | |||
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"If I give you my club card, will you scan it so I can get my points? "Errr! let me think lol | |||
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"Max.... any chance you could log off site now and get your peachy arse down the shop? Im thirsty "Haha! Waiting for the rain to go off | |||
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"Max.... any chance you could log off site now and get your peachy arse down the shop? Im thirsty
Haha! Waiting for the rain to go off "lollllll is today D-Day woohooo Tesco I'm away to Asda | |||
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"Max.... any chance you could log off site now and get your peachy arse down the shop? Im thirsty
Haha! Waiting for the rain to go off
lollllll is today D-Day woohooo Tesco
I'm away to Asda "Im going to Lidl. But im classy... | |||
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"Max.... any chance you could log off site now and get your peachy arse down the shop? Im thirsty
Haha! Waiting for the rain to go off
lollllll is today D-Day woohooo Tesco
I'm away to Asda "Dont forget to look out for out of date products. £10 quid voucher for EVERY product you BUY . Seriously. Remember its per product though, you cant find 1 thing and buy 20 off the shelf and expect 200 in vouchers. Also check receipt for over charging, £2 quid voucher for every o overcharge . We only know this as we kept getting overcharged and phoned head office and were informed about these asda POLICES. | |||
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"Max.... any chance you could log off site now and get your peachy arse down the shop? Im thirsty
Haha! Waiting for the rain to go off
lollllll is today D-Day woohooo Tesco
I'm away to Asda
Dont forget to look out for out of date products. £10 quid voucher for EVERY product you BUY . Seriously. Remember its per product though, you cant find 1 thing and buy 20 off the shelf and expect 200 in vouchers. Also check receipt for over charging, £2 quid voucher for every o overcharge . We only know this as we kept getting overcharged and phoned head office and were informed about these asda POLICES. "ffs Beadevil, could you not have told me earlier | |||
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"A Turkey ? " There are no turkeys, they all voted for Christmas. | |||
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this better be a 24hr tesco, cause the clocks ticking  x | |||
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"10 hrs now Max, and still no juice
this better be a 24hr tesco, cause the clocks ticking x"Tic toc tic toc | |||
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"Shes still in there fighting for her voucher as she got overcharge 1p "Lol defo need to try that... particularly when the kids are with me.... to embarrass them | |||
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"And still no Reece’s eggs in stock "They do have Reece’s bunnies in stock, I have one | |||
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"Thinking of going to Tesco tomorrow. Does anyone need anything?? "Some Petit Pois thanks xXx | |||
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"And still no Reece’s eggs in stock
They do have Reece’s bunnies in stock, I have one "I got bunnies last night. Not impressed hahaha I wanted a god damn egg | |||
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"And still no Reece’s eggs in stock
They do have Reece’s bunnies in stock, I have one
I got bunnies last night. Not impressed hahaha I wanted a god damn egg "I had a bunny.....too good. I need an egg now! | |||
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"And still no Reece’s eggs in stock
They do have Reece’s bunnies in stock, I have one
I got bunnies last night. Not impressed hahaha I wanted a god damn egg
I had a bunny.....too good. I need an egg now!"My bunny was murdered, eh Janet | |||
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"And still no Reece’s eggs in stock
They do have Reece’s bunnies in stock, I have one
I got bunnies last night. Not impressed hahaha I wanted a god damn egg
I had a bunny.....too good. I need an egg now!
My bunny was murdered, eh Janet "You ripped its body in two!!!! | |||
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"And still no Reece’s eggs in stock
They do have Reece’s bunnies in stock, I have one
I got bunnies last night. Not impressed hahaha I wanted a god damn egg
I had a bunny.....too good. I need an egg now!
My bunny was murdered, eh Janet
You ripped its body in two!!!!"You had an evil look in your eyes, it was me or the bunny | |||
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"Thinking of going to Tesco tomorrow. Does anyone need anything??
Some Petit Pois thanks xXx"Haha! xx | |||
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"Thinking of going to Tesco tomorrow. Does anyone need anything??
Some Petit Pois thanks xXx
Haha! xx" | |||
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"Thinking of going to Tesco tomorrow. Does anyone need anything??
Some Petit Pois thanks xXx
Haha! xx
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"Thinking of going to Tesco tomorrow. Does anyone need anything??
Some Petit Pois thanks xXx
Haha! xx
I know that voice "Awww ffs sussed | |||
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"Do they sell new bodies? I could do with one! Failing that a Plain loaf, butter and lemon curd! Will see what I can do F "I’ve just been to Tesco. Forgot the lemon curd! | |||
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"Thinking of going to Tesco tomorrow. Does anyone need anything??
Some Petit Pois thanks xXx
Haha! xx
I know that voice
Awww ffs sussed " | |||
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"Do they sell new bodies? I could do with one! Failing that a Plain loaf, butter and lemon curd! Will see what I can do F
I’ve just been to Tesco. Forgot the lemon curd!
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"Thinking of going to Tesco tomorrow. Does anyone need anything??
Some Petit Pois thanks xXx
Haha! xx
I know that voice
Awww ffs sussed " | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x" I do love it when yer feisty Jojo, your juice is with your THINGS and STUFF, ya probably can’t see it cos yer long legs are in the way | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x" Don’t you mean lubricant ? | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x Don’t you mean lubricant ? "i know where my lube is at all times I'll have you know | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x I do love it when yer feisty Jojo, your juice is with your THINGS and STUFF, ya probably can’t see it cos yer long legs are in the way "I thought that was you the other day, just someTHING you said about some STUFF x | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x I do love it when yer feisty Jojo, your juice is with your THINGS and STUFF, ya probably can’t see it cos yer long legs are in the way
I thought that was you the other day, just someTHING you said about some STUFF x"STUFFING THINGS is what some folk think it's all about... | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x Don’t you mean lubricant ?
i know where my lube is at all times I'll have you know "The older you get the more forgetful you are . | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x Don’t you mean lubricant ?
i know where my lube is at all times I'll have you know
The older you get the more forgetful you are . "I wouldnt know, you can tell me what its like sometime.... if you remember | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x Don’t you mean lubricant ?
i know where my lube is at all times I'll have you know
The older you get the more forgetful you are .
I wouldnt know, you can tell me what its like sometime....
if you remember "I already did tell you . | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x Don’t you mean lubricant ?
i know where my lube is at all times I'll have you know
The older you get the more forgetful you are .
I wouldnt know, you can tell me what its like sometime....
if you remember
I already did tell you . "yeah, but you forgot it was me that told you first | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x Don’t you mean lubricant ?
i know where my lube is at all times I'll have you know
The older you get the more forgetful you are .
I wouldnt know, you can tell me what its like sometime....
if you remember
I already did tell you .
yeah, but you forgot it was me that told you first "It’s worse than I thought your getting things mixed round again . | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x Don’t you mean lubricant ?
i know where my lube is at all times I'll have you know
The older you get the more forgetful you are .
I wouldnt know, you can tell me what its like sometime....
if you remember
I already did tell you .
yeah, but you forgot it was me that told you first
It’s worse than I thought your getting things mixed round again . "As long as you don’t get the OJ and the lube mixed up | |||
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" As long as you don’t get the OJ and the lube mixed up "Did you hear about the old dear that mixed up her toothpaste with her hemorrhoid cream? Her lips got thinner, bit she had minty fresh ring of confidence! | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x Don’t you mean lubricant ?
i know where my lube is at all times I'll have you know
The older you get the more forgetful you are .
I wouldnt know, you can tell me what its like sometime....
if you remember
I already did tell you .
yeah, but you forgot it was me that told you first
It’s worse than I thought your getting things mixed round again .
As long as you don’t get the OJ and the lube mixed up "getting the lube and the deep heat is worse, far far worse | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x Don’t you mean lubricant ?
i know where my lube is at all times I'll have you know
The older you get the more forgetful you are .
I wouldnt know, you can tell me what its like sometime....
if you remember
I already did tell you .
yeah, but you forgot it was me that told you first
It’s worse than I thought your getting things mixed round again .
As long as you don’t get the OJ and the lube mixed up
getting the lube and the deep heat is worse, far far worse "Queue Johnny cash singing | |||
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"Sorry I missed this Max, any chance you’re going on 29th as there’s a special on mature cheddar I believe? Ta Hun x" your out of luck.I'mstill waiting on my juice | |||
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" As long as you don’t get the OJ and the lube mixed up
Did you hear about the old dear that mixed up her toothpaste with her hemorrhoid cream?
Her lips got thinner, bit she had minty fresh ring of confidence!
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x Don’t you mean lubricant ?
i know where my lube is at all times I'll have you know
The older you get the more forgetful you are .
I wouldnt know, you can tell me what its like sometime....
if you remember
I already did tell you .
yeah, but you forgot it was me that told you first
It’s worse than I thought your getting things mixed round again .
As long as you don’t get the OJ and the lube mixed up
getting the lube and the deep heat is worse, far far worse
Queue Johnny cash singing "Hurt? | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x Don’t you mean lubricant ?
i know where my lube is at all times I'll have you know
The older you get the more forgetful you are .
I wouldnt know, you can tell me what its like sometime....
if you remember
I already did tell you .
yeah, but you forgot it was me that told you first
It’s worse than I thought your getting things mixed round again .
As long as you don’t get the OJ and the lube mixed up
getting the lube and the deep heat is worse, far far worse
Queue Johnny cash singing
Hurt? "Nah “ Ring of Fire “ ouch . | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x Don’t you mean lubricant ?
i know where my lube is at all times I'll have you know
The older you get the more forgetful you are .
I wouldnt know, you can tell me what its like sometime....
if you remember
I already did tell you .
yeah, but you forgot it was me that told you first
It’s worse than I thought your getting things mixed round again .
As long as you don’t get the OJ and the lube mixed up
getting the lube and the deep heat is worse, far far worse
Queue Johnny cash singing
Hurt? "Ring of Fire. | |||
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"Sorry I missed this Max, any chance you’re going on 29th as there’s a special on mature cheddar I believe? Ta Hun x" Will grab a bottle of wine too! You can’t have cheese without vino x | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x" Not got fucked yet so will be a couple of days before delivery lol Sorry for the delay | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x Not got fucked yet so will be a couple of days before delivery lol Sorry for the delay "Need anything from Asda Max ? | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x Not got fucked yet so will be a couple of days before delivery lol Sorry for the delay
Need anything from Asda Max ?"Another body! Fully functional please! | |||
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x Not got fucked yet so will be a couple of days before delivery lol Sorry for the delay
Need anything from Asda Max ?
Another body! Fully functional please! "If I found a sexy functioning female body in any shop I’m having it sorry . 
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"right, wheres my fucking juice? x Not got fucked yet so will be a couple of days before delivery lol Sorry for the delay
Need anything from Asda Max ?
Another body! Fully functional please!
If I found a sexy functioning female body in any shop I’m having it sorry .
( not creepy sounding at all ) "That has shades if Silence of the Lambs about it. | |||
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