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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So it appears from the random things people stick up their chuff on my newsfeed that we have a shortage of sex toys reaching crisis levels (hairbrush being the latest)

What is the weirdest thing you have either tried yourself or saw others from the wonderful world of fab put up there

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By *inky KatzCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

I seen a picture of a woman sitting on the ears of a chocolate bunny, I couldn’t help but think what it would end up looking like after it melted haha

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By *implyJayGeeMan
over a year ago

Garthamlock


"So it appears from the random things people stick up their chuff on my newsfeed that we have a shortage of sex toys reaching crisis levels (hairbrush being the latest)

What is the weirdest thing you have either tried yourself or saw others from the wonderful world of fab put up there "

Have seen the hairbrush photo.... odd if you ask me.

Wouldn’t fire implemements up me ronson but don’t mind a wee prostate massage every now and then lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stick with real sex toys ever since watching "one man one jar"...

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By *inky KatzCouple
over a year ago

Scotland


"I stick with real sex toys ever since watching "one man one jar"... "

I seen that....... ouch is all I can say on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stick with real sex toys ever since watching "one man one jar"... "

Omg I just googled that

I’m still in shock, actually hit the boak and everything!!’

Musicmaid

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By *implyJayGeeMan
over a year ago

Garthamlock


"I stick with real sex toys ever since watching "one man one jar"... "

I’m no looking!!! Lol

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I stick with real sex toys ever since watching "one man one jar"...

I’m no looking!!! Lol "

No, don’t think I’ll look either....

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I stick with real sex toys ever since watching "one man one jar"...

I’m no looking!!! Lol "

I looked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I stick with real sex toys ever since watching "one man one jar"... "

When will i learn not to google things mentioned on the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fistful of sliced ham nice n warm out the microwave.....or for the hands free feeling jam it between the toilet bowl n seat.

BDSM lovers can give it more of an edge with one of those clear bog seats with razor blades n barbed wire encased inside.

I'm one classy fucker eh

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By *earded villainMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Fistful of sliced ham nice n warm out the microwave.....or for the hands free feeling jam it between the toilet bowl n seat.

BDSM lovers can give it more of an edge with one of those clear bog seats with razor blades n barbed wire encased inside.

I'm one classy fucker eh "

swap ham for liver

so im told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So it appears from the random things people stick up their chuff on my newsfeed that we have a shortage of sex toys reaching crisis levels (hairbrush being the latest)

What is the weirdest thing you have either tried yourself or saw others from the wonderful world of fab put up there "

Not sure it’s “weird” by Fab standards but a butternut squash up a ladies arse was one of the most eye watering pictures I’ve seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve seen a few girls using Fabs (the ice lolly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fistful of sliced ham nice n warm out the microwave.....or for the hands free feeling jam it between the toilet bowl n seat.

BDSM lovers can give it more of an edge with one of those clear bog seats with razor blades n barbed wire encased inside.

I'm one classy fucker eh

swap ham for liver

so im told "

Liver?! How offal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the point of swinging was to pop all kind of random cocks up your chuff

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Saw many over the years and each to thier own .

Saw hair brushes,beer bottles,wine bottles fruits and vegetables lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stick with real sex toys ever since watching "one man one jar"...

Omg I just googled that

I’m still in shock, actually hit the boak and everything!!’

Musicmaid "

Sorry

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

I’m a sex toy alternative, any takers

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

one man-one screwdriver is even worse

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"Saw many over the years and each to thier own .

Saw hair brushes,beer bottles,wine bottles fruits and vegetables lol"

Baseball bats, bedsteads, gear sticks and tow hitches can also be commonly seen

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Saw many over the years and each to thier own .

Saw hair brushes,beer bottles,wine bottles fruits and vegetables lol

Baseball bats, bedsteads, gear sticks and tow hitches can also be commonly seen "

It’s like a Tesco vs Halfords competition

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

I have lead a sheltered life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s also a sky remote that’s being used as a sex toy rather than a comparison device

On my newsfeed lately

But hey whatever pushes your buttons lol

Musicmaid x

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By *illdeeCouple
over a year ago

nr Edinburgh

Tenga egg in Gilly and then l fucked it, sensational!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

I may have used an electric toothbrush in a manner for which it was not designed.

However I did not stop to take pictures of the event.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tenga egg in Gilly and then l fucked it, sensational!"

Just tried to look them up and i still dont understand What is a tenga egg

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By *abulous fingersMan
over a year ago

bo’ness

Never guess what????

I just seen a pic of someone with a real cock up their chuff... yes you heard it here first A REAL COCK!!!!!

I thought that was only fantasy stuff... a thing of dreams lol

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By *illdeeCouple
over a year ago

nr Edinburgh

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By *illdeeCouple
over a year ago

nr Edinburgh


"Tenga egg in Gilly and then l fucked it, sensational!

Just tried to look them up and i still dont understand What is a tenga egg "

They're all over bondara and amazon.

Sleeve type masturbator for men.

Gilly loved being streeeetched by it.

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By *earded villainMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Tenga egg in Gilly and then l fucked it, sensational!

Just tried to look them up and i still dont understand What is a tenga egg

They're all over bondara and amazon.

Sleeve type masturbator for men.

Gilly loved being streeeetched by it.

"

so im assuming this is a fleshlight type device you whapped up her snatch then fucked said device ?

just checked images , boak

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tenga egg in Gilly and then l fucked it, sensational!

Just tried to look them up and i still dont understand What is a tenga egg

They're all over bondara and amazon.

Sleeve type masturbator for men.

Gilly loved being streeeetched by it.

"

I saw them online but they all look like they fit in a tiny wee egg packaging which is why i couldn't work out what they were

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Sharpie pens.

Never actually seen them in the shops, let alone writing with them!

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