FabSwingers.com forum: The Hitachi Wand

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Male half of the team here.

I was reading the "broken rabbit" thread and there were a couple of references to said wand. Having Googled it, I don't think I've seen a scarier looking and non sexy device in my life!

So, a couple of questions......

1. Surely something that plugs into the mains cannot be considered sexy?

2. Surely something that looks like a microphone for the Wii cannot bring on an orgasm?

3. Does it interfere with the telly?

Yours sincerely,

Disturbed of West Lothian

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By *araidWoman
over a year ago

the west (ish)

The hitachi wand is simply the best. Rabbits just can't compete.

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By *p0000Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

OK, a few answers for you:

1) Mains power:

Ever had a vibrator fade away at precisely the wrong time?

Did you have spare batteries?

Ever wanted a little more?

Looks are not everything.

No interference in the picture, but then I'm not looking at the TV when the magic wand is being used.

Regards

Sp.

p.s. If you think that a magic wand is scary, you should see a Violet wand in action.

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By *araidWoman
over a year ago

the west (ish)

S W O O N

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UNBELIEVEABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SIMPLY THE BEST!!!!!!!

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By *edo CplCouple
over a year ago

We have one but it is very noisey but has the desired effect very very quickly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry none of this things are good for me... They r all lumps of plastic.... Nothing like the touch of skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a magic wand and love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry none of this things are good for me... They r all lumps of plastic.... Nothing like the touch of skin

I agree I dont like toys i prefer men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got my own special 'magic wand', made of real human skin, but nowhere to plug it in.

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

LOVE the wand but i prefer personal touch myself but if i was to recommend any toy it would be that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry none of this things are good for me... They r all lumps of plastic.... Nothing like the touch of skin

i agree,,same as dildos????

why have a dog,,,and bark yourself???

lol auds xx

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By *araidWoman
over a year ago

the west (ish)

Ahh but the real thing AND the hitachi is a match made in heaven. Remember, the wand is not inserted.

Oh stop stop stop - I'm starting to squirm here.

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

I don't use it all the time, but when I do it's amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh stop stop stop - I'm starting to squirm here.

And just how many times have you been heard to say that ..................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im limited to when i get use of the wand it tips me right over the edge ,best invention ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK, a few answers for you:

1) Mains power:

Ever had a vibrator fade away at precisely the wrong time?

Did you have spare batteries?

Ever wanted a little more?

Looks are not everything.

No interference in the picture, but then I'm not looking at the TV when the magic wand is being used.

Regards

Sp.

p.s. If you think that a magic wand is scary, you should see a Violet wand in action."

violet wands are fun!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im limited to when i get use of the wand it tips me right over the edge ,best invention ever

That sounds very much like a case of " Oh stop, Oh dont, Oh please, Oh enough, Oh god etc etc etc .............."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love love love the magic wand especially combined with a lovely man in charge of the controls...violet wands are fun too but not for the feint hearted lol

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By *araidWoman
over a year ago

the west (ish)

"Im limited to when i get use of the wand it tips me right over the edge ,best invention ever

That sounds very much like a case of " Oh stop, Oh dont, Oh please, Oh enough, Oh god etc etc etc ..............""

Damn. Were you recording me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im limited to when i get use of the wand it tips me right over the edge ,best invention ever

That sounds very much like a case of " Oh stop, Oh dont, Oh please, Oh enough, Oh god etc etc etc .............."

Damn. Were you recording me?

No was just making random notes - I gave up at the point where you began talking complete gibberish ..........

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By *rs kemeaCouple
over a year ago

angus

"Ahh but the real thing AND the hitachi is a match made in heaven. Remember, the wand is not inserted.

Oh stop stop stop - I'm starting to squirm here.

^^^ WSS!

Because it's so big, it's really not comparable to dildos. You don't insert the head but you do get accessories for it!

I swear by mine, usually along the lines of "oh futurism!!" lol!

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By *utieguyMan
over a year ago

motherwell

"I've got my own special 'magic wand', made of real human skin, but nowhere to plug it in.

LOL

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Mr and Mrs K were bad, they used it on me but sadly i fear there neighbours may have heard the results :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well after a certain party's recent raving about the fabulous effects of the Hitachi it was put your money where your mouth is time on friday ( except it wasnt her money she was gambling with ) when a pair of dice were produced ...

Oh dear she rolled eleven but coped surprisingly well !

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