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By *estless native OP   Man
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Last opportunity of 2017 to post your bad jokes....

The inventor of the protracter has died.

He's with the angles now

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I took the shell off my racing snail to speed him up, but it only made him more sluggish.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Mickey & minni mouse are in court for a divorce.

The judge reads out a statement to Mickey asking him to confirm he wants a divorce because Minni has buck teeth?

No replies Mickey Im divorcing her because shes F*****g Goofy

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By *estless native OP   Man
over a year ago

near Glasgow

For christmas I got a calculator in the shape of a castle...

Its the fort that counts.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Tain

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honey comb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be obsessed with the Hokey Cokey but I turned myself around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits your car windscreen?

It's arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two ducks in a pond being fed by a guy and one duck turns to the other duck and says "Quack! Quack!".

The other duck turns to the duck and says "Gonny shut the fuck up, im trying to work out what this tube is feeding us"

happy new year all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "you drive i'll fire the gun".

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

What’s brown and sticky ?

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Parcel tape

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