FabSwingers.com forum: My Fab Embarrasment and Disclaimer

By *andsForTheQueen OP Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

Hello Fab Fam,

Just last night I discovered a huge Error (bloody Typo) in my profile Intro.

For several months It read "QUEEN? MILF? BBC? PAWG? ...YES PLEASE!" Instead of "QUEEN? MILF? BBW? PAWG? ...YES PLEASE!" (The Horror)

Do I need to tell you the cruel challenges I've suffered due to that oversight?

Ok if you insist!

For starters, on a daily, I got sent quite a shocking amount of black penises in my mailbox which almost made me afraid and insecure... I seriously felt like I was being bullied for no reason by my kindred!

For a man to say I felt claustrophobic whenever I checked my messages, I expect you to understand my pain (Now I know why most most women hate it when men approach them with nothing but pictures of their bloody cocks!)

Also, there are a few ladies who silently judged me for that error, If you are one of them I hope you feel ashamed of yourself for not pointing it out.lol. I mean, How would you feel if you came out of the bathroom with the back of your skirt accidentally tucked in your pantyhose only to realise much later all the people who spotted it but chose to not to help?

That's sort of how I felt. . . BETRAYED!

Well now that's off my chest.

Just to be clear,

I am not a fan of BBC guys ... I don't even tune into the Radio or Tv channel.

I sincerely apologise for the false advertising that misled you masculine lot and made you come at me slinging your weapons. I'm so so soooo sorry!

Those of you who judged me based on that... I also forgive you.

Those who either didn't see it or didn't care and went along to play with me regardless, you are much appreciated.

Thanks and Merry Christmas.

Cheers.

Rob Stark-Naked XXX