FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can only say at Christmas

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Things you can only say at Christmas :

1. I prefer breasts to legs.

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang..

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

any more ?

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Merry christmas

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Anyone for roasted nuts

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Merry christmas

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Merry Christmas

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By *ablo30Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can I hold your baubles

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Can I hold your baubles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got you a gift it’s inside my box.

Cliff Richard really gets me in the mood.

Do you want to lick my candy cane.

This moist bird could feed an army

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I’ve got you a gift it’s inside my box.

Cliff Richard really gets me in the mood.

Do you want to lick my candy cane.

This moist bird could feed an army

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want me to give you a tug (as male holds a cracker)

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By *is vixen at playCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

Who doesnt love a good stuffing!

Theres enough of that bird to go round everyone.

Santa unloaded his sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm that's lovely and moist

If you pull this it'll explode on your hand.

Are you sure you can fit all that in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurry up and fist that turkey am starving!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want that to pop( champagne) just give it a shake a few times.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Hurry up and fist that turkey am starving!!"
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heh miss d your a cracker can i pull you

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Heh miss d your a cracker can i pull you

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lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got it laughing my ass off that was hard work.

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By *azinga84Man
over a year ago

Kilwinning

"Oh shit, Santa Claus is dead!"

Well you can say it at other times, but out loud in a toy shop in December has the most effect...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can jingle my balls

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By *uddleanstrokeMan
over a year ago

Bristol / Crete / Glasgow

Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle all the way

If I put on a red suit and grow my beard can I explore your chimney stack?

You pulled her cracker without me?

Where do you want me to deliver your present?

Have the 3 wise men turned up to fuck me yet?

Oh what fun it is to fuck - on a one horse open sleigh

What’s that big sac at the end of the bed?

You fucked the snowman? I thought you were into BBC?

So what has the Queen to say? It’s no been an anus horribilus...

You got a load of what for Christmas?

If Rudolf has got a red nose ... where has he been rubbing it?

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre

You cant beat a good stuffing at xmas.

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Everything is white ourltside and santa hase cum

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

He'll be relieved that he's finally emptied his sack. Looks like it must have been a heavy load. Not surprising cos he only cums once a year!

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By *rand Central CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Can't wait til he cums (sorry, comes!) down my chimney!

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

You can talk about stuffing the bird and your not judged as a male chauvinist pig

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Thats a big load you have

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Mary ..your pussys all stretched out

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By *uddleanstrokeMan
over a year ago

Bristol / Crete / Glasgow

Three wise men!!!

Who pulled the crackers?

You must have been very very good to get all those presents ...

And all you want for Christmas is .. 12 fab blokes, 11 sex toys, 10 spare pricks, 9 horny couples, 8 cock rings, 7 thirsty tounges, 6 gold nipples, 5 double beds, 4 cum buckets, 3 paddle sticks, 2 giant dildoes, and a load of hot fab friends ... in a pear tree ....

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