FabSwingers.com forum: If u where an animal what would u be and why?

By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd be a wolf cos I'm happy in a pack (natural leader) and u won't catch me in anybody's circus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A duck billed platypus. Because I'm a bit fucked up looking

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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A duck billed platypus. Because I'm a bit fucked up looking

Aww I think they're cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A duck billed platypus. Because I'm a bit fucked up looking

Aww I think they're cute

Funnily enough Mrs says that about me

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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A duck billed platypus. Because I'm a bit fucked up looking

Aww I think they're cute

Funnily enough Mrs says that about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be a sloth and get an even bigger discount on a new sofa..

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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Id be a sloth and get an even bigger discount on a new sofa.."

Hahahaha take u ages to get anywhere tho

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By *atureMale321Man
over a year ago

Moray

I’d be a rabbit ??

No need to explain why surely

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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I’d be a rabbit ??

No need to explain why surely "

There was always going to be one haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flying elephant.....long list of folk I'd like to shit on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A duck billed platypus. Because I'm a bit fucked up looking

I think they're really cute actually

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By *ooshMan
over a year ago

elgin

"A flying elephant.....long list of folk I'd like to shit on...."
wouldnt u b better being a seagull then?

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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A flying elephant.....long list of folk I'd like to shit on.... wouldnt u b better being a seagull then?

I think elephant for maximum impact .... wonder I that's what dunno got up too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A flying elephant.....long list of folk I'd like to shit on.... wouldnt u b better being a seagull then?

I think elephant for maximum impact .... wonder I that's what dunno got up too "

Great minds T x

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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A flying elephant.....long list of folk I'd like to shit on.... wouldnt u b better being a seagull then?

I think elephant for maximum impact .... wonder I that's what dumbo got up too

Great minds T x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A panda.... Guess why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey badger.....wee crabbit bastards.....just like me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A panda.... Guess why"

Cute and cuddly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A panda.... Guess why

Cute and cuddly? "

Feck no.... Because I'll eat the nibbles a meet puts out, shot then bugger off.... Cute and cuddly... PAH!!!!!!

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By *ittlemissnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I think I'm already a cougar?.....

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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A panda.... Guess why

Cute and cuddly?

Feck no.... Because I'll eat the nibbles a meet puts out, shot then bugger off.... Cute and cuddly... PAH!!!!!! "

Do meets actually put nibbles out? I seriously need to up my game

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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I think I'm already a cougar?.....

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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Honey badger.....wee crabbit bastards.....just like me!

I bet ur really just a cuddly wee koala bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A panda.... Guess why

Cute and cuddly?

Feck no.... Because I'll eat the nibbles a meet puts out, shot then bugger off.... Cute and cuddly... PAH!!!!!!

Do meets actually put nibbles out? I seriously need to up my game

Either that or I've been eating peoples pot puri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have to be a bear, cos nothing tries to eat a bear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A panda.... Guess why

Cute and cuddly?

Feck no.... Because I'll eat the nibbles a meet puts out, shot then bugger off.... Cute and cuddly... PAH!!!!!!

Do meets actually put nibbles out? I seriously need to up my game

Either that or I've been eating peoples pot puri

Aye well...I've heard them say round here to watch out for that HTBS one.... He thinks his shit doesn't stink. Now we know why!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A panda.... Guess why

Cute and cuddly?

Feck no.... Because I'll eat the nibbles a meet puts out, shot then bugger off.... Cute and cuddly... PAH!!!!!!

Do meets actually put nibbles out? I seriously need to up my game

Either that or I've been eating peoples pot puri

Aye well...I've heard them say round here to watch out for that HTBS one.... He thinks his shit doesn't stink. Now we know why! "

My Farts smell like that shop lush on a hot summers day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A panda.... Guess why"

Eats, shoots and leaves. You stole that off my profile! How rude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d likely be a bear. I like to hibernate and I’m liable to attack.

Don’t really paint myself in a good light do I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A panda.... Guess why

Eats, shoots and leaves. You stole that off my profile! How rude! "

I've not even looked at your profile.. Who are you?? Get away from me..... STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think id be a starfish because they dont have a brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A panda.... Guess why

Eats, shoots and leaves. You stole that off my profile! How rude!

I've not even looked at your profile.. Who are you?? Get away from me..... STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!! "

My god you’re such a compulsive liar! Why don’t you tell everyone the truth! You left me and HTBS junior and won’t even visit. I’m heartbroken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think id be a starfish because they dont have a brain."

Psst mafc... Whispers in ear "you know they are asexual also don't you? “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A panda.... Guess why

Eats, shoots and leaves. You stole that off my profile! How rude!

I've not even looked at your profile.. Who are you?? Get away from me..... STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!!

My god you’re such a compulsive liar! Why don’t you tell everyone the truth! You left me and HTBS junior and won’t even visit. I’m heartbroken

That my dear is because I found bumble wedged in between your bosom and you would not let me play!!!!!....... Walks off mumbling "she fell into them" she says, "it's not my fault shes stuck" , likely story!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think id be a starfish because they dont have a brain.

Psst mafc... Whispers in ear "you know they are asexual also don't you? “"

ermm no never really thought about that bit..probably because I dont have a brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wanna be a tiger as it fits in with my solitary prowling n I do like to sink my fangs into a nice slender neck!

Much more likely to be a monkey though....I've got the looks n climbing ability down to a tee,along with being a cheeky fucker...not yet at the throwing shite stage,but it's coming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A panda.... Guess why

Eats, shoots and leaves. You stole that off my profile! How rude!

I've not even looked at your profile.. Who are you?? Get away from me..... STRANGER DANGER!!!!!!!

My god you’re such a compulsive liar! Why don’t you tell everyone the truth! You left me and HTBS junior and won’t even visit. I’m heartbroken

Couldn’t be helped. She’s so little and my boobs are so big. These things happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd wanna be a tiger as it fits in with my solitary prowling n I do like to sink my fangs into a nice slender neck!

Much more likely to be a monkey though....I've got the looks n climbing ability down to a tee,along with being a cheeky fucker...not yet at the throwing shite stage,but it's coming!

And they suck themselves off too...or at least the ones at Edinburgh zoo try too...

or maybe I just have that effect the on monkeys

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

I would be whatever type of bear Winnie the pooh was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just like baloo the bear. Eat as much as I wanted & hypbernate

Just the Bare necessities of life

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

A sloth...... those that know be wont need an explanation

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be a mouse ... cos im shy timid but do enjoy a nibble

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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A panda.... Guess why

Cute and cuddly?

Feck no.... Because I'll eat the nibbles a meet puts out, shot then bugger off.... Cute and cuddly... PAH!!!!!!

Do meets actually put nibbles out? I seriously need to up my game

Either that or I've been eating peoples pot puri

Hahahaha well panda if ur hungry ur hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hippo.

Get between me and food or my daughter and rip you apart.

Otherwise I just look fat and comical.

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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'd wanna be a tiger as it fits in with my solitary prowling n I do like to sink my fangs into a nice slender neck!

Much more likely to be a monkey though....I've got the looks n climbing ability down to a tee,along with being a cheeky fucker...not yet at the throwing shite stage,but it's coming!

I love tigers

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Black panther

African origins, discreet, hunts after dark, good sense of smell, got speed

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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Black panther

African origins, discreet, hunts after dark, good sense of smell, got speed

U forgot stunning specimen of a species

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have said tiger as for years I studied both Tiger and Monkey style kung fu.

Now I’m older and more spiritual it would have to be a lone wolf. One of the most spiritual of all animals

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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I would have said tiger as for years I studied both Tiger and Monkey style kung fu.

Now I’m older and more spiritual it would have to be a lone wolf. One of the most spiritual of all animals "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd wanna be a tiger as it fits in with my solitary prowling n I do like to sink my fangs into a nice slender neck!

Much more likely to be a monkey though....I've got the looks n climbing ability down to a tee,along with being a cheeky fucker...not yet at the throwing shite stage,but it's coming!

I love tigers

Yep...theyyyyy're grrrrrrrrrreat!

Tony said so

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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'd wanna be a tiger as it fits in with my solitary prowling n I do like to sink my fangs into a nice slender neck!

Much more likely to be a monkey though....I've got the looks n climbing ability down to a tee,along with being a cheeky fucker...not yet at the throwing shite stage,but it's coming!

I love tigers

Yep...theyyyyy're grrrrrrrrrreat!

Tony said so

You took that too far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd wanna be a tiger as it fits in with my solitary prowling n I do like to sink my fangs into a nice slender neck!

Much more likely to be a monkey though....I've got the looks n climbing ability down to a tee,along with being a cheeky fucker...not yet at the throwing shite stage,but it's coming!

And they suck themselves off too...or at least the ones at Edinburgh zoo try too...

or maybe I just have that effect the on monkeys

Monkey magic! Monkey magic! Lol

One of my earliest memories is of being in the pet shop that used to be on Dalry Road 30 odd years ago n seeing a wee monkey in a cage tossing off his long pencil thin tadger!

He definitely thought it was magic pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd wanna be a tiger as it fits in with my solitary prowling n I do like to sink my fangs into a nice slender neck!

Much more likely to be a monkey though....I've got the looks n climbing ability down to a tee,along with being a cheeky fucker...not yet at the throwing shite stage,but it's coming!

I love tigers

Yep...theyyyyy're grrrrrrrrrreat!

Tony said so

You took that too far

I know,the first line was enough eh.

Shouldn't have even mentioned Tony! Lol

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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'd wanna be a tiger as it fits in with my solitary prowling n I do like to sink my fangs into a nice slender neck!

Much more likely to be a monkey though....I've got the looks n climbing ability down to a tee,along with being a cheeky fucker...not yet at the throwing shite stage,but it's coming!

I love tigers

Yep...theyyyyy're grrrrrrrrrreat!

Tony said so

You took that too far

I know,the first line was enough eh.

Shouldn't have even mentioned Tony! Lol

At least u know where u went wrong haha

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

I’d like to be a penguin, everyone loves a penguin, aww they’re cute (well maybe not the fish) and they don’t feel the cold, brrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd wanna be a tiger as it fits in with my solitary prowling n I do like to sink my fangs into a nice slender neck!

Much more likely to be a monkey though....I've got the looks n climbing ability down to a tee,along with being a cheeky fucker...not yet at the throwing shite stage,but it's coming!

I love tigers

Yep...theyyyyy're grrrrrrrrrreat!

Tony said so

You took that too far

I know,the first line was enough eh.

Shouldn't have even mentioned Tony! Lol

At least u know where u went wrong haha"

Aye I've got hindsight as well as hind legs

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By *atsnTitsCouple
over a year ago

Land Of Naughtiness

Giraffe so I can perve through bedroom windows

Tits

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By *issT45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Giraffe so I can perve through bedroom windows

Tits

Genius haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ladybug. Theyre cute and can fly away if they get annoyed.

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