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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well seems VWE is the in thing nowadays an some of us gals prefer just a nice average piece of fillet .So social for small cocks that will be free to all with average sized cocks that are proud to be just that AVERAGE!

TIME:7PM

LOCATION:Buchanan bus station (average enough huh)

DRESS:whatever you feel average in

Hey dont be shy we are all average in someone elses eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha! Unfortunately, I cant go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be a very interesting social. I wonder how many of the guys who have VWE on their profiles suddenly become average lol

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

hee hee average male on way rain mac n hat ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hee hee average male on way rain mac n hat ok "

forget the hat i have one just like yours for return

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

lol but dont take ma mac (its all ah have on)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol but dont take ma mac (its all ah have on) "

Hey be proud of your size yer macs coming off

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

lol ocht well ah better no put any padding on may even change name to happy n average

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

thats the way and leave yer sky remote at home

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

pmsl the scaled down version !!!!!

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Lol good girl dirty. Agree with you there though, i bet alot of the so called VWE guys would be suddenly appear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

prefer small cocks so if anyone got one message me with pic

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Well seems VWE is the in thing nowadays an some of us gals prefer just a nice average piece of fillet .So social for small cocks that will be free to all with average sized cocks that are proud to be just that AVERAGE!

TIME:7PM

LOCATION:Buchanan bus station (average enough huh)

DRESS:whatever you feel average in

Hey dont be shy we are all average in someone elses eyes "

best post ever


"prefer small cocks so if anyone got one message me with pic "

pmsl your inbox will be bursting at seems now

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"prefer small cocks so if anyone got one message me with pic "
can you wait til i get home. Think i'd get arrested if i whipped off me trousers on the bus - esp since we is passing strathy park right now. And yes i'm small to average and prove of it. It aint what you got it what you do with it. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not the size of the gun in the holster that counts its the size of the bullets in the gun lmao

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

right - there a full proof way to check out a guy's size that uses water displacement theory rather than a tape measure.

you will need:

1 empty jar that will accomodate the cock

1 empty measuring jug

water

cock (or should thst be dick?)

method:

place empty jar in jug making sure it sits level

fill empty jar with water to the brim making sure none spills out

place cock carefully into the jar - this will cause water to displace from the jar into the jug

when cock is fully submersed reassure the dick sorry cock that all is well

gently extract cock from jar

gently extract jar from jug

measure amount of water that is left in jug

enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"right - there a full proof way to check out a guy's size that uses water displacement theory rather than a tape measure.

you will need:

1 empty jar that will accomodate the cock

1 empty measuring jug

water

cock (or should thst be dick?)

method:

place empty jar in jug making sure it sits level

fill empty jar with water to the brim making sure none spills out

place cock carefully into the jar - this will cause water to displace from the jar into the jug

when cock is fully submersed reassure the dick sorry cock that all is well

gently extract cock from jar

gently extract jar from jug

measure amount of water that is left in jug

enjoy

"

Youve been thinking about this far tooooo much, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your definition of "small" or "average" in this context ? [I'm 4 - 5 inches at best, and I commit the crime of being honest about it !! .. ]

As you haven't given a date, and the venue is public, this is obviously just a spoof idea. But you've got a point.

Too many women and couples are interested only in the length of a man's cock; .. not in what he does with it. Not what sort of personality he has; not whether he has a giving attitude or is just a selfish taker; not whether he takes time to rouse and satisfy a woman; nor whether he is clean (in all ways). Aren't these all much more important ?

In any case, if a guy is offering oral sex, does size matter all that much ? - yes, maybe if the girl gets roused by the look of it; - but to many girls what's more interesting is what the man can do with his tongue.

Just as too many guys are obsessed with huge boobs, too many women are obsessed with huge cocks. .. or maybe it's their insecure menfolk who are pushing the obsession .. ??

Tom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another social I wont be able to attend

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By *rofessionalGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Average is the new VWE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly ! i think i can make this social ! lol

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