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By *ringles0510 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Some first messages that did put a smile on my face, but for the wrong reasons....

My dad thinks you’d be good for me.

You remind me of my alarm clock. I would tap the shit out of that every morning.

You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Because I know exactly what that pussy needs.

Let’s play barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I cum in.

You like jigsaw puzzles? Let’s go to my room and put our pieces together.

Can I come and sniff you senseless?

You’re like my little toe. I would bang you on every piece of furniture I have.

Any more like these floating about? Only ones that make you laugh please, already gone over "wanna fuck" quite a few times x

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Just recently - "what kind of flowers do you like? Just so I know what to put on the coffin after I murder your pussy"

I've also had the stubbed toe one

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By *anny77Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Ha ha these are great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice.

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By *ringles0510 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

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By *ringles0510 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Just recently - "what kind of flowers do you like? Just so I know what to put on the coffin after I murder your pussy"

I've also had the stubbed toe one "

That's good!!! Definitely a laugh out loud moment, probably just before you blocked the guy

Wonder if the stubbed toe was one and the same person. I had heard it before somewhere, so might be more broadly used x

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By *ringles0510 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice.

"

Did he actually break it? x

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He did as it made me laugh.

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Definitely going to use the Ken and Barbie one, pmsl

Most are better than mine tbh, and these are the ones that didn’t work, eek I’ve got some work to then

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By *ringles0510 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Definitely going to use the Ken and Barbie one, pmsl

Most are better than mine tbh, and these are the ones that didn’t work, eek I’ve got some work to then "

They actually did work. Never met any of the authors, since they weren't what I was looking for, but stayed in touch with some of them for a good while x

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Definitely going to use the Ken and Barbie one, pmsl

Most are better than mine tbh, and these are the ones that didn’t work, eek I’ve got some work to then

They actually did work. Never met any of the authors, since they weren't what I was looking for, but stayed in touch with some of them for a good while x"

Ah, using them all then, thanks for the tip lol x

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By *ringles0510 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Definitely going to use the Ken and Barbie one, pmsl

Most are better than mine tbh, and these are the ones that didn’t work, eek I’ve got some work to then

They actually did work. Never met any of the authors, since they weren't what I was looking for, but stayed in touch with some of them for a good while x

Ah, using them all then, thanks for the tip lol x"

All of them would be overkill I think

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Definitely going to use the Ken and Barbie one, pmsl

Most are better than mine tbh, and these are the ones that didn’t work, eek I’ve got some work to then

They actually did work. Never met any of the authors, since they weren't what I was looking for, but stayed in touch with some of them for a good while x

Ah, using them all then, thanks for the tip lol x

All of them would be overkill I think "

Haha very funny, I wasn’t thinking for one person lol, honest, but if one doesn’t work I may have to move to a second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice legs....what time do they open?

Is that a mirror in your pants?? Because I can see myself in them.

I bloody love that kinda stuff....make me giggle and cringe at the same time!

Xx

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

Help the homeless, take me home with you

I’ve lost my teddy, will you sleep with me

Neither worked, just saying

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By *ringles0510 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Help the homeless, take me home with you

I’ve lost my teddy, will you sleep with me

Neither worked, just saying "

Clueless as to why. I would've thought people would be throwing themselves at you after receiving this

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I must confess that I've said that I think I'm gonna need ten thousand polar bears!

It didn't work, alas, I wasn't melting that ice maiden!

I donate to Save the Polar Bear in the vain hope that those cubs will one day help me on my time of need.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nevermind Black Friday, there’s an underwear sale in my bedroom...100% off

Are you felling down? Il feel you up

You’ve been off recently, let me turn you on

Il get my coat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some first messages that did put a smile on my face, but for the wrong reasons....

My dad thinks you’d be good for me.

You remind me of my alarm clock. I would tap the shit out of that every morning.

My made said this once, and I quote - “I’m glad I like kebabs”

Needless to say it was a completely fruitless endeavour

You know why they call me the cat whisperer? Because I know exactly what that pussy needs.

Let’s play barbie. I’ll be Ken and you can be the box I cum in.

You like jigsaw puzzles? Let’s go to my room and put our pieces together.

Can I come and sniff you senseless?

You’re like my little toe. I would bang you on every piece of furniture I have.

Any more like these floating about? Only ones that make you laugh please, already gone over "wanna fuck" quite a few times x "

My made said this once in an inferior site, and I quote - “I’m glad I like kebabs”

Needless to say it was a completely fruitless endeavour. I laughed. A LOT

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By *ringles0510 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Nice legs....what time do they open?

Is that a mirror in your pants?? Because I can see myself in them.

I bloody love that kinda stuff....make me giggle and cringe at the same time!

Xx"

Yep. Really good entertainment these ones

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By *ringles0510 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Nevermind Black Friday, there’s an underwear sale in my bedroom...100% off

Are you felling down? Il feel you up

You’ve been off recently, let me turn you on

Il get my coat..."

Love the black Friday one!! Timing's perfect as well. How many girls you sent it to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I got yesterday was "FANCY A FUCKKKKKK!"

He may have thought shouting would add to the erotic tone of his message.

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

All added to my notes section

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By *ringles0510 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"All I got yesterday was "FANCY A FUCKKKKKK!"

He may have thought shouting would add to the erotic tone of his message."

Some people really don't get it. One I found this morning: I’d fuck you so good you’ll want more and more that’s a promise.

And this certainly didn't come from a Chris Hemsworth lookalike. Do they actually think we'll go for this???

Guaranteed block, these guys x

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Help the homeless, take me home with you

I’ve lost my teddy, will you sleep with me

Neither worked, just saying

Clueless as to why. I would've thought people would be throwing themselves at you after receiving this "

I’m surprised you’ve not had “ once you’ve popped I wouldn’t stop “

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By *ringles0510 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"Help the homeless, take me home with you

I’ve lost my teddy, will you sleep with me

Neither worked, just saying

Clueless as to why. I would've thought people would be throwing themselves at you after receiving this

I’m surprised you’ve not had “ once you’ve popped I wouldn’t stop “ "

Countless times!! But had that coming when I chose my username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to see the soles of your feet in my wing mirrors!

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By *ringles0510 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders


"I'd love to see the soles of your feet in my wing mirrors!"

Think that one needs an explanatory picture to go with it.... Is it someone in the back seat?

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"I'd love to see the soles of your feet in my wing mirrors!

Think that one needs an explanatory picture to go with it.... Is it someone in the back seat? "

Either that or they are suggesting a hit and run of some sort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love to see the soles of your feet in my wing mirrors!

Think that one needs an explanatory picture to go with it.... Is it someone in the back seat?

Either that or they are suggesting a hit and run of some sort. "

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