FabSwingers.com forum: What’s screams ‘I’m a douchebag’ in a status update

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For me, it’s drama.

Calling out other members for no shows etc...

Or even worse

Trying to cadge a lift to CJ’s

What do you say people? Let’s have it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys moaning about not getting a meet or getting blocked Haha

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Women who air their dirty laundry on statuses or forum posts. Total attention seekers

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys...Phone numbers

Chicks..rants about other members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People bitching about others if you don't like someone don't bother with them simple people who spend there time bitching or having digs over petty things are clearly not having enough fun.. the sites for swinging and fun not being nasty or intimidating

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Females always wanting guys to buy them lunch etc then scream about being an independant (yes i misspelt that because they usually do aswell) woman

Join

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By *ude bhoy 300Man
over a year ago

east kilbride

Nutjobs wanting, gangbanged pregnant ffs

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

Hypocrites who act like they don’t do the things they claim others do. That’s my personal pet hate

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sooooo finished with this stupid site it's crap"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘You know who you are’.

Part of me thinks it didn’t happen.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

They don't annoy me, they just amuse me..

"Free for the next half hour to play"

If I'm going to shave my legs for you I want a lot more than half an hour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing

I just do my own thing and let people do what they want to do. My life's to important to take time out thinking about theses things on fab.

This is the only time I took time out to comment lolollloll

Ffs that's 20 seconds I won't get back

Everyone I hope your all positive and enjoy fab

XxX.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/11/17 16:09:34]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently saw a total douche bag status and we were messaged about some guy wanting his g/f filled with cum, another wanting her to be left broken??

Seriously safe sex always!! and the thought of breaking someone that sounds extremely dodgy I definitely wouldn’t want my partner to ask someone to try to do that to me. The sites meant to be about fun and everyone participatings enjoyment which sadly doesn’t seem to be on everyone’s agenda.

Musicmaid x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People who like to tell us they’re going in for an operation or have just had one

‘Not meeting atm. Waiting for stitches to be removed’

Something about that update brings on the boak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any status pleading for other members to get in touch, and any from on holiday, enjoy the sun and forget about Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who like to tell us they’re going in for an operation or have just had one

‘Not meeting atm. Waiting for stitches to be removed’

Something about that update brings on the boak

Better than "can't do anal as I have diarrhoea"

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By *alkirkbairnMan
over a year ago

Grangemouth

"For me, it’s drama.

Calling out other members for no shows etc...

Or even worse

Trying to cadge a lift to CJ’s

What do you say people? Let’s have it..."

Whiny status updates like "don't think this sites for me so I'm leaving", "someone restore my faith in the site and meet me", people are rude for not replying" etc etc

Best bit is they say they are leaving and either never do or leave for a day and come back someone's even pretending to be "new" to the site.

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By *exinthesunWoman
over a year ago

far far away

"‘You know who you are’.

Part of me thinks it didn’t happen. "

^^^^ this.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

sometimes it can be funny when two statuses read together make you laugh.

I’ve blocked some on the basis of their status. Be careful what you post!

On the other hand I’ve sent and received messages on the basis of a status.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who uses the term "douchebag"

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Anyone who uses the term "douchebag"

unless they are American

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women who air their dirty laundry on statuses or forum posts. Total attention seekers

Mrs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who uses the term "douchebag"

unless they are American "

Only Americans can get away with it and even then they sound like fuds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They don't annoy me, they just amuse me..

"Free for the next half hour to play"

If I'm going to shave my legs for you I want a lot more than half an hour!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who like to tell us they’re going in for an operation or have just had one

‘Not meeting atm. Waiting for stitches to be removed’

Something about that update brings on the boak

Better than "can't do anal as I have diarrhoea"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best I've seen wass a request for another member to contact them asap. Moments later they posted not meeting due to being pregnant.

I spat my cheerios out that morning laughing.

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By *rm159Man
over a year ago

hamilton

Serial stalkers on here that can't take no means no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sometimes it can be funny when two statuses read together make you laugh.

I’ve blocked some on the basis of their status. Be careful what you post!

On the other hand I’ve sent and received messages on the basis of a status. "

Some statues have made me mail people to say well done or brilliant lolol

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By *andACouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Not a fan of the angry or ranty ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put on their status that I'm a crap ride, can't last, cum straight away, don't know how to fist and totally Unsexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its status that scream look at me and i want attention but will delete every mail that i get eg i am soo horny today or i could go a real hard fuck right now but in actual fact there in work with a pile so high of files it could sick a donkey lol and no intention to actual meet

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

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By *appyDeviantsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Certain females wanting guys to take them to places they obviously cant afford themselves and slating everyone else as loosers ,and couples with the im meeting such and such at such a place ,and what!.if you need to tell everyone where your going its time you got a life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who status says ‘wow what a night’ or say ‘I’d love drained right now’ has any lady ever hit them up to say oh come dump it down my throat right now .

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By *add boyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

People asking can anyone buy them a membership upgrade ffs !

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"They don't annoy me, they just amuse me..

"Free for the next half hour to play"

If I'm going to shave my legs for you I want a lot more than half an hour!"

Love it!!! And completely agree!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'totally done with this site'

'not meeting just now because of x y or z'

'wow what a night that was lol you know who you are'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put lol on a profile.

"Im a fun person lol"

"Looking to meet nice people lol"

Makes me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They don't annoy me, they just amuse me..

"Free for the next half hour to play"

If I'm going to shave my legs for you I want a lot more than half an hour!

Love it!!! And completely agree!"

I started to read and then notice your arse offft Mrs wait till our cocktail night

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By *SophiexCouple
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

Guys moaning that there are loads of fakes on here because they can't get meets... specially annoys when you read their profile and they have put next to no effort into making it stick out from the crowd!

Lazy efforts will result in poor results in the main but when it happens don't moan that people are fake!

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"People who put lol on a profile.

"Im a fun person lol"

"Looking to meet nice people lol"

Makes me cringe"

I block for lol and text speak

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By *atsnTitsCouple
over a year ago

Land Of Naughtiness

"Females always wanting guys to buy them lunch etc then scream about being an independant (yes i misspelt that because they usually do aswell) woman

Join

Pmsl one to many at club f

. I knew I was doing all this wrong. Free lunch sounds good to me

or better still a free holiday

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By *atsnTitsCouple
over a year ago

Land Of Naughtiness

"People asking can anyone buy them a membership upgrade ffs !

Hahahha every time I see a stat like this makes me giggle that people actually do this

Tits

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Statuses saying "fed up, sites shite, had enough...I'm leaving etc...."

Hours later, still here..

Next day still here...

Gawd sake just shut your hole and fuck off then

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Nothing

I just do my own thing and let people do what they want to do. My life's to important to take time out thinking about theses things on fab.

This is the only time I took time out to comment lolollloll

Ffs that's 20 seconds I won't get back

Everyone I hope your all positive and enjoy fab

XxX.

This. Focus on your own fun, not what ticks you off. If someone’s profile, status, words, pics, actions tick you off then surely they’re not the type you’d ever meet anyway.

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By *lascumMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Rants... usually female...( don’t shoot me down !! ) about other members, groups or clubs who don’t tick their particular boxes. Gets really tiresome when you see it all the time. If something doesn’t melt your particular chocolate, just move on. A silent tongue and an attentive ear is often more effective.

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By *lascumMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Women who air their dirty laundry on statuses or forum posts. Total attention seekers

Mrs"

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By *lascumMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"People who like to tell us they’re going in for an operation or have just had one

‘Not meeting atm. Waiting for stitches to be removed’

Something about that update brings on the boak

Better than "can't do anal as I have diarrhoea"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black guys/women referring themselves to a bit of chocolate

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Guys moaning about not getting a meet or getting blocked Haha "

Posts like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who put lol on a profile.

"Im a fun person lol"

"Looking to meet nice people lol"

Makes me cringe

I block for lol and text speak"

Here here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But that's why you would look for the updates that say.. looking for a longer meet??

It's subjective.. if someone's in between meetings or on lunch as I have been on a few occasions then a quick meet is what suits.. those who are not interested need not worry about it. Likewise if I've updated that I'm having an overnight at hotel and looking to see if anyone wants to join me for the night, those who only want short meets.. need not worry..

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Rants about social organisers everytime a social post goes up

And agree with most of the comments by other posters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who return and are saying looking forward to meeting new people then have in the same sentence if we have meet you b4 please verfiy us . Thought the part about meeting new people would get you new verifications so no need to rely on old ones .

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