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By *ompressaur OP   Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock

About 4 years ago just after i started dating a lovely young indian lady, i was dismayed to discover that one morning that i had 'blobs' on my eyes. One either side of my nose. Picture it as the marks glasses make on some people if they leave them on too long.

i saw the doctor and he couldnt give me much more than me having high cholesterol and thats the sort of shit you have to deal with if you have high cholesterol. No they wasnt gonna operate on these tumours and he refered me to a make-up lady at the red cross.

I think my 'blobs' psychologically affected me as i am very concious about them. when i look in a mirror thats all i see. I used to be a good looking chap and now im just a monster. Well thats how it seems to me. Anyhow after a period of almost reclusiveness since (i gave up the lady to run my website) i have finally found out exactlly what i have. the best of it is i can get it treated (privately)and fingers crossed they should go away. I'm getting quiet excited here. I can start living my life again. I wont hate the site of me no more.

Here's a link to it-

http://www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/conditions/xanthelasma/

being a 'forumy type' i thought i would post it and ask if anyone else could be on that embarrassing bodies show? (cue the rhino cock jokes)

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By *ompressaur OP   Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock

i felt pretty bad as when i saw this woman's blobs i felt a whole lot better about mine. she's got it bad

http://xanthelasmasurgery.blogspot.com/2009/06/beginning.html

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By *ompressaur OP   Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock

I actually toyed with the idea of becoming a TV just so as i could put some make-up on it. I'd look pretty with make up on. Nah i would go for a david bowie/eddie izzard look. nah Kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

,,,,,?hu?

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By *rouble and strifeCouple
over a year ago

Nr Glasgow

are you back on the drink or just a headbanger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have toes that look like little piggies.....

and even worse... one of them like roast beef

and the other fucker runs all the way homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank


"I have toes that look like little piggies.....

and even worse... one of them like roast beef

and the other fucker runs all the way homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......

"

(aye to brennies house lol )

garry you are so funny thats why we love you xxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me...i am just an embarrassing body....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have toes that look like little piggies.....

and even worse... one of them like roast beef

and the other fucker runs all the way homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......

(aye to brennies house lol )

garry you are so funny thats why we love you xxxxxxxxx"

oh I try to raise a smile Bren, only fecking thing getting raised these days xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have toes that look like little piggies.....

and even worse... one of them like roast beef

and the other fucker runs all the way homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......

(aye to brennies house lol )

garry you are so funny thats why we love you xxxxxxxxx

oh I try to raise a smile Bren, only fecking thing getting raised these days xxxxx "

you raise me up xx

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By *ompressaur OP   Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock


"are you back on the drink or just a headbanger"

i must be a headbanger trouble. I was just wondering if anyone else had a condition that is on that website or maye had a cock shaped like a potatoe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have toes that look like little piggies.....

and even worse... one of them like roast beef

and the other fucker runs all the way homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......

"

ya mad fucker lol

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By *rouble and strifeCouple
over a year ago

Nr Glasgow

theres only one way in findind out and thats ask was it potato you were meaning ?

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By *ompressaur OP   Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock

maybe i could have used a better title trouble but i thought i might get a better response with the title i used. I was hoping folks would think 'oh aye this is out of order' when infact it wasnt. it was just about a man who has just found out the name of his condition and sadly its featured on a website called embarrassing bodies. It was more of an attack on myself as in 'look im on embarrassing bodies'. I now see that this forum probably isnt for such general chat and i will post my headbanging stuff elsewhere.

i was just wanting to get chatting to some scottish ladies. im sorry for offending you all.

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By *ompressaur OP   Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock

and i cant spell potato. string the noob up. how dare he. Im doing well here arent i?

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By *rouble and strifeCouple
over a year ago

Nr Glasgow

are you on narcotics ?

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By *rouble and strifeCouple
over a year ago

Nr Glasgow

are you on narcotics ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a condition called ptosis which makes my eyes look small , and always look stoned on pics or half asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"maybe i could have used a better title trouble but i thought i might get a better response with the title i used. I was hoping folks would think 'oh aye this is out of order' when infact it wasnt. it was just about a man who has just found out the name of his condition and sadly its featured on a website called embarrassing bodies. It was more of an attack on myself as in 'look im on embarrassing bodies'. I now see that this forum probably isnt for such general chat and i will post my headbanging stuff elsewhere.

i was just wanting to get chatting to some scottish ladies. im sorry for offending you all."

u didnt offened me i think some ppl just need

2 lighing up a little bit its only a forum no life fretting

give the guy a break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no offence meant in my posting komp..

I am just an eedjit,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like yer mad posts Kompress - think oooh whats he gonna come up with next?? lol

This place is full o maddies just like yerself so dont worry about it!!

Busty xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i woman i worked with had them hun and she decided to have them removed, looked really good and a tidy small scar x

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By *rouble and strifeCouple
over a year ago

Nr Glasgow

its only a 10 minute walk if you run it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer is 4???

I can usually get a handle, understanding of folk but,,but,,,but,,but,,,lol,hey mission accomplished, yer gettin reactions, if feck all else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually a fine time to do Baldricks war poem,since anything goes in this thread,,

"Boom,,Boom,,Boom,Boom,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Boom Boom, Boom Boom,,,,Boom Boom Boom go the guns,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies for last 2 posts, with gid auld hynesight, saying nowt might of been wiser.

T xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks like .... I rest my case about all the maddies in here!

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyou know the rest of Baldricks poem then Lustybusty? lol

T xx

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By *ompressaur OP   Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock

well i have to admit i went in the huff. It was my fault. you dont know me. No one cares about anyone. I was a reflective dick as i didnt have what i knew about me today. try not mind my impossing chaps i just like a bit off attention like anyone. anyhow i think i will hang about and bring my certain sense of sadness about your forum. dont ask me or a date though as i AM a headbanger.

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By *ompressaur OP   Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock

ps not to spam anything but i used to post here. you can see im just a headbanger.

http://thedailypunt.com/forum/general-chat/

I DONT want to gamblers anymore. I want to talk to ladies

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By *ibertinesCouple
over a year ago

Cupar

I'm not sure if this is what is meant in the guides for single guys Komp.

Take a look at them - sure getting involved with the forums will improve your chances of getting your first meet, but perhaps tone your humour down a bit? I'm hoping a lot of the above was meant ironically?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was hoping that too......cours it was though

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By *ompressaur OP   Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock

I suppose i mean almost everything ironically Libertines but not the above. I am talking about m. come on _ibertines blame for for using the title and thats all. you dont care about my eyes, slim jim doesnt care about what im, saing to him. No one is saying anything. sadly im the OP and i have to wonder about myself opening up like this on an online forum. I was just a little elateted to discover the answer to a problem of mine. Maybe i should have just called the thread 'me and my fcuked up eyes' sorry it gets me down. More than anyone knows. the first person sadly on hat embarrassing illness website feels like me. still now i know i can fix. I just dont know wether i should go bald for good or still keep growing Duran Duran flicks. My hair time might be over.

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By *ibertinesCouple
over a year ago

Cupar

Seriously - I had a good stare at your photos before I posted. Couldnt see a thing wrong with you.

I'm curious though - you wanted to go for T-girl before thinking about simply wearing leather/latex/bondage/superman mask?

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By *ompressaur OP   Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock

thanks for the attention folks but just like a lady im here for the very same thing. you ladies dont have to show your cock even if you wanted to. You will get the attention. I thought there was love going about. Im just here 'showing my cock off' suppos the wont help those looking for vwe. aye its 5.41 and i might be headbanger as mentioned. still i have a wonderous world infront of me. I just wanted to say helow.

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By *ompressaur OP   Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock

as any good d*unken bum would. sorry :\

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5.41....inches? feet? centimetres? meters?(now THATs Gotta hurt!) and I'm curious how did you measure it so accurately?

Have a spangly one....day that is..although...can you imagine a spangly cock - how wonderful and cheery that would be

Roxy - Goddess of Spangle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why is 5.41 an issue...

if I had 5.40, I wouldna leave the house for shame.. but 5.41, get oot there shagging.... and have fun.

a cock is a cock ... and many who pack bigger ARE THE BIGGEST COCKS.. nowt to do with whats in the pants .. more to do with whats 'not' in the brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veiw wise words from a wise man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every single one of your posts since you joined have been utterly and positively strange/worrying. Just my pennies worth and means nothing (who am I to comment etc) but if you want ladies you might want to change your ramblings a bit so people think 'ooh who's he' rather than 'what the hell'

good luck with it though

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By *ibertinesCouple
over a year ago

Cupar


"

a cock is a cock ... and many who pack bigger ARE THE BIGGEST COCKS.. nowt to do with whats in the pants .. more to do with whats 'not' in the brain. "

Since you are so intelligent and charming View, Does that mean you have a lil caterpiller in yer drawers?

FYI - I think he was talking about the time he posted at - 5 41 am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As for embarrasing bodies, i have a bit of excema on my right foot. No where else just that foot.

Rather odd.

I suppose apart from that I don't mind too much.

Oh and randomly, when I yawn i do a sorta quiet burp thing as well. Anyone else get that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

a cock is a cock ... and many who pack bigger ARE THE BIGGEST COCKS.. nowt to do with whats in the pants .. more to do with whats 'not' in the brain.

Since you are so intelligent and charming View, Does that mean you have a lil caterpiller in yer drawers?

FYI - I think he was talking about the time he posted at - 5 41 am"

Aye lol ....... oi Foxy we got it wrong .. lol

thought 5.41 was ok actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As for embarrasing bodies, i have a bit of excema on my right foot. No where else just that foot.

Rather odd.

I suppose apart from that I don't mind too much.

Oh and randomly, when I yawn i do a sorta quiet burp thing as well. Anyone else get that?

"

No. but i do have a foreskin that covers the head, even when hard. Anyone else get THAT?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When gordie gets hard it really difficult to get a condom over the top of his willy, any other guy get that?

i have three small scars on my right side, look really like tiger claw marks

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