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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now as a chick that uses her update feature

I like to think there sometimes witty and amusing or makes some think oh..she seems a bit weird lol

But...

Looking at some guys and cpls graphic updates I can't help but think...really? Do chicks actually look at...any wet pussies needing filled or need my balls emptied now..

And think..oh..now he seems the sort of guy I really wanna meet?

Ps...sorry if you have used that update in the past

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I use those type of status and the ranty ones as an straightforward block . Just an immediate turn off for me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Any ladies wanting filled” Or the use of the word load gives me the boke!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Now as a chick that uses her update feature

I like to think there sometimes witty and amusing or makes some think oh..she seems a bit weird lol

But...

Looking at some guys and cpls graphic updates I can't help but think...really? Do chicks actually look at...any wet pussies needing filled or need my balls emptied now..

And think..oh..now he seems the sort of guy I really wanna meet?

Ps...sorry if you have used that update in the past

"
I know what you mean hate that type of update and the ones moaning about everything and anything not to mention the naming and shaming some tend to do a lot of

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ps...when I see a naming and shaming update...i always look at said profile lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"“Any ladies wanting filled” Or the use of the word load gives me the boke! "
totally agree

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Ps...when I see a naming and shaming update...i always look at said profile lol "
lol me too

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

That's very true. Not a fan of the repetitively graphic or the overly graphic updates....

However, Something witty always gets me more interested though

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By *issT45Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Now as a chick that uses her update feature

I like to think there sometimes witty and amusing or makes some think oh..she seems a bit weird lol

But...

Looking at some guys and cpls graphic updates I can't help but think...really? Do chicks actually look at...any wet pussies needing filled or need my balls emptied now..

And think..oh..now he seems the sort of guy I really wanna meet?

Ps...sorry if you have used that update in the past

"

I think exactly the same ... do they actually work haha

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Graphic updates put me off instantly! You can always tell when it’s the Male half pretending to be the female on updates

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh there are certainly plenty of single females who can be more graphic in their status' than either single males or couples.

Yet looking at their profile it says 'cock pics are disgusting' and 'won't answer sex talk in e mails'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Totally agree ...plus pics with veg or bottles stuffed up their chuffs are a less than flattering lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Totally agree ...plus pics with veg or bottles stuffed up their chuffs are a less than flattering lol "

I read that as bottles of veg..... ***shudder****

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol@chuffs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My current pet hate in updates is all the '420' stuff. When did that become a thing on Fab?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My current pet hate in updates is all the '420' stuff. When did that become a thing on Fab?!"
that's an instant block for me

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"My current pet hate in updates is all the '420' stuff. When did that become a thing on Fab?!"
yes its rife just now on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I'll use the status telling people what I'm up to, i.e. in Scots chat room, in the forums or heading out, shoping, football etc...

I like to think sometimes mines are a little giggle n witty

but fuck me, you look at a lot of status and it tells you something about that person and really I mean about the people who always moan on their status.

There was a female last week who updated her status every day, moaning about someone on here. I had no interest in her but the statuses, you couldn't miss.

You feel like messaging her to let her know moaning like this is going to put people off her, (only my view). But I usually decide against it and just put up a private notice to stay well clear, shes just a moan and not in the good way

Anyways I use the status update for laughs, comment how am feeling or what I'm up too

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Sometimes I'll use the status telling people what I'm up to, i.e. in Scots chat room, in the forums or heading out, shoping, football etc...

I like to think sometimes mines are a little giggle n witty

but fuck me, you look at a lot of status and it tells you something about that person and really I mean about the people who always moan on their status.

There was a female last week who updated her status every day, moaning about someone on here. I had no interest in her but the statuses, you couldn't miss.

You feel like messaging her to let her know moaning like this is going to put people off her, (only my view). But I usually decide against it and just put up a private notice to stay well clear, shes just a moan and not in the good way

Anyways I use the status update for laughs, comment how am feeling or what I'm up too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My current pet hate in updates is all the '420' stuff. When did that become a thing on Fab?!"

Has it not evolved now and when they have sex they blow smoke in each others eyes. lollllllllllllllll

I think if someone has put up 420 it seems as if they don't want to meet none smokers but not sure if that's 'ever' or 'just that day or night'

I don't smoke so it doesn't bother me and I don't mind meeting smokers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full status in capital letters is a person pet peeve..

Noticing alot of the 420 ones too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Smokers I don't mind

It's drug users who use 420

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By *azzle DazzleCouple
over a year ago

strathaven


"Now as a chick that uses her update feature

I like to think there sometimes witty and amusing or makes some think oh..she seems a bit weird lol

But...

Looking at some guys and cpls graphic updates I can't help but think...really? Do chicks actually look at...any wet pussies needing filled or need my balls emptied now..

And think..oh..now he seems the sort of guy I really wanna meet?

Ps...sorry if you have used that update in the past

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Any ladies wanting filled” Or the use of the word load gives me the boke! "

Any man who'd use language like that needs a slap, what woman in her right mind would be interested in a line like that??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont see the male status updates thankfully, but the female ones have been a bit random of late. People wanting a lift,lots of weather updates, or letting you know that they are away to the shops, one the other day was looking for an old sky box lol. Its becoming like Facebook but with cocks and boobs on show

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont see the male status updates thankfully, but the female ones have been a bit random of late. People wanting a lift,lots of weather updates, or letting you know that they are away to the shops, one the other day was looking for an old sky box lol. Its becoming like Facebook but with cocks and boobs on show "

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin


"Dont see the male status updates thankfully, but the female ones have been a bit random of late. People wanting a lift,lots of weather updates, or letting you know that they are away to the shops, one the other day was looking for an old sky box lol. Its becoming like Facebook but with cocks and boobs on show "

Indeed it is x

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling


"Dont see the male status updates thankfully, but the female ones have been a bit random of late. People wanting a lift,lots of weather updates, or letting you know that they are away to the shops, one the other day was looking for an old sky box lol. Its becoming like Facebook but with cocks and boobs on show

Indeed it is x"

There’s also a lot of cocks n tits on Facebook , so I hear

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