FabSwingers.com forum: something random...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

pinched from the lounge but looks like fun... tell the fellow scots fabbers something totally random about yourself

ill start with i have done 221 skydives with no accidents and in really good at making fruit scones

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

I can see 3 distilleries from my garden.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can see 3 distilleries from my garden. "

nice.

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

I bake dog treats

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 2nd toes is taller than my big toes

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By *appy go lucky 7Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Lol. So are mine.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"My 2nd toes is taller than my big toes

Circus material...Come and see the BigToed woman....are they hairy xx

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Ive been kicked out of America

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folk would pay good money to see them

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Just one?

I was once (well 6 times) on stage with Matthew Kells.

As a bonus, I can also wiggle my ears.

Mandy

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Just one?

I was once (well 6 times) on stage with Matthew Kells.

As a bonus, I can also wiggle my ears.

Mandy "

Matthew Kelly even. Damn autocorrect.

Mandy

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

I cant touch my nose with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a grade 8 saxophonist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to courier diamonds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a team that once came second in a national folk dancing competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was in a team that once came second in a national folk dancing competition

We have a winner, that cannot be bested!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been kicked out of America "

So have I and at gunpoint

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By *inky KatzCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

I was recently select to be an extra in the new Robert the Bruce film 'Outlaw King'

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Ive been kicked out of America "

They wouldn't let me in

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent a week in hospital as a result of.....a Koala bite.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"I spent a week in hospital as a result of.....a Koala bite."

not as cute and cuddly as they look then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I spent a week in hospital as a result of.....a Koala bite.

not as cute and cuddly as they look then x"

Nope and they reek of a mixture of eucalyptus and pish. Evil little bastards!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the Guinness book of records

but I aint saying what for....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive been kicked out of America "

haha im not allowed in!

but good work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in the Guinness book of records

but I aint saying what for....

probably for best 6 pack ever. you utter bastard.

(no offence)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can blow my own trombone.

No really.

It’s downstairs in its case just now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My 2nd toes is taller than my big toes

Omg mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My 2nd toes is taller than my big toes

Omg mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the Guinness book of records

but I aint saying what for....

probably for best 6 pack ever. you utter bastard.

(no offence)"

maw, im old now but when I was younger it was amazing when it was an 8pack

lollllllllll

but that aint the random thing lollllll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am almost fully fluent in German and go over around 5-7 times per year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was once bodyguard to a number of UK "Z" list celebs.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

I have sailed a junk in the south China Sea

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By *eorgeGRMan
over a year ago

Livingston

I collided once with a donkey while riding my motorcycle.

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"I can see 3 distilleries from my garden. "

Can you access them from your garden? That'd be amazing!!!

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Anything Dutch. Ask me....

Yes OP, this is a follow up on your "kutwijf"

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"My 2nd toes is taller than my big toes

Apparently that means you're amazing in bed (or wherever you're at it) x

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"My 2nd toes is taller than my big toes

So are mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My 2nd toes is taller than my big toes

Apparently that means you're amazing in bed (or wherever you're at it) x"
il take that!!!

Seems there quite a few of us lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never won more than a tenner on the lottery x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything Dutch. Ask me....

Yes OP, this is a follow up on your "kutwijf"

lol @ kitwijf!!!

when i lived there i used to keep going on about grote dikke pimmel lol (not cos i have one, it just sounded cool)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a tap dancer .... no not until i fell in the sink lol

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

"Anything Dutch. Ask me....

Yes OP, this is a follow up on your "kutwijf"

lol @ kitwijf!!!

when i lived there i used to keep going on about grote dikke pimmel lol (not cos i have one, it just sounded cool)

Godverdomme klootzak is one of the first things people seem to pick up as well x

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ve been to every town, city and island of Scotland..... covered every part when most “patriotic Scots” haven’t even been outside the city the live.... I’m not even Scottish

John

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By *ude bhoy 300Man
over a year ago

east kilbride

I'm a season ticket holder at Hajduk Split

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

I was stopped going on to the

go-carts in Blackpool due to my height

. I had already held a proper driving licence for a good number of years when this happened pmsl!!

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By *abulous fingersMan
over a year ago

bo’ness

When I was a kid Kenny Daglish told my dad that I had a left foot like a bar of gold! Shame my right foot was just for standing on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything Dutch. Ask me....

Yes OP, this is a follow up on your "kutwijf"

lol @ kitwijf!!!

when i lived there i used to keep going on about grote dikke pimmel lol (not cos i have one, it just sounded cool)

Godverdomme klootzak is one of the first things people seem to pick up as well x"

haha! i think because i learned dutch in amsterdam i picked up that accent... my dutch pal was from limburg and when we were out she had to get me to speak for her as no one could understand her accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My 2nd toes is taller than my big toes

Apparently that means you're amazing in bed (or wherever you're at it) xil take that!!!

Seems there quite a few of us lol

Only the really sexy ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can count to 10 in Japanese

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