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By *estless native OP Man
over a year ago

near Glasgow

.... you're in town on a Friday night and finding a comfortable seat is your main priority

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

You leave the club then walk down to dizzy corner and wonder what happened to the irn bru guy above central station .

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By *estless native OP Man
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"You leave the club then walk down to dizzy corner and wonder what happened to the irn bru guy above central station .

I remember the Irnbru man, cultural icon

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

You realise that the strange noise you hear everytime you stand up is actually coming from yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you bump into your daughter and her boyfriend in town.

and get told in no uncertain terms that you need to go home

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Everyone looks about 12-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Policemen look a lot younger...but you decide to fuck them anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You find yourself telling your kids (at the top of your voice) “Turn that shite down its nothing but bloody noise”

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By *evilishCouple69Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Your team leader at work points out they we in primary 7 the year of the T in the Park t-shirt you're wearing.

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By *cott23Man
over a year ago

north ayrshire

When you watch porn and your first thought is, that bed looks comfy!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Your knees creak louder than the stairs your climbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your grandkids can work the internet better than you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your favourite sweeties are golden cups, secret bars and spiras.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

You look forward to a night of clubbing at a place that plays 70’s/80’s disco music then discover it starts at 7:30pm & you’ll be home before the time you used to be getting ready to going going out at!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your working the door of a night club and your grandkids turn up trying to get in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to bed with your partner after a tough week at work and you are more interested in sleeping together rather than 'sleeping together'...

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By *p4funduoCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

When u are glad meets cancel as u would rather have an afternoon nap than sex

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

When someone reminds you that the 90s wasn't just 10 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can sing along to David Cassidy songs

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

You can remember when Scotland used to win the five nations.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"You find yourself telling your kids (at the top of your voice) “Turn that shite down its nothing but bloody noise”

I did this two nights ago! Sounded like ma maw!

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"Your team leader at work points out they we in primary 7 the year of the T in the Park t-shirt you're wearing."

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

You look ridiculous trying to enter or leave a sports car .

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By *piderxMan
over a year ago

west lothian

you remember Scotland playing in world cups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Nessarosa writing)

When you walk down stairs in the morning and you sound like the sound track to a porno movie.

Xxx

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

It used to be that folk I work with hadn't school when I qualified.

Then it was that they hadn't started school when I qualified.

Nowadays, it's they weren't even born when I qualified!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just think that people born after the millenium are now driving cars.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"just think that people born after the millenium are now driving cars."

How can that be. They're still in nappies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just think that people born after the millenium are now driving cars.

How can that be. They're still in nappies!

lol i know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to scroll a long way for year of birth on online forms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to scroll a long way for year of birth on online forms

this is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go into a coffee shop and want a cup of coffe...just a cup of coffee.

Not a latte, cappuccino, mocha, pumpikin spiced, pecan toffee, grande, tall or syrup on top.

Just a cup of coffee!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get confused when you listen to Radio 1.

And not just by the music!

Everything!

I used to be hip....

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

When you make that "oompf" sound when you get up from of a beanbag / low chair / low sofa. Mind they'd have to be really quite low for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You suddenly quite like classical music and the car radio has a default setting to Radio 4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha I can relate top most of these but mines is starting to wear slippers and comfy pants

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By *issT45Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm never accepting my age ... I just refuse point blank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't get fucked

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"When you make that "oompf" sound when you get up from of a beanbag / low chair / low sofa. Mind they'd have to be really quite low for me

And it takes you AGES to get out one

You feel like a tortoise on its back

FU*K - i may not get up for some time, oh sod it “nap time”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You smell like homemade soup and piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You smell like homemade soup and piss

Not that I do or the mrs , just putting it out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the new apprentice at work says he was born in 2000!

That made me feel old!

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By *exicolaMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

I've had three pre footy beers and I'm already tipsy

That never happened back in the day.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

When you have a Scotrail club 50 card but never get asked to prove your age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're beard is two tone

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

When the nice folk at the NHS send you your own personal game of poo sticks.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"You can't get fucked

You can’t BE fucked.

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

When you need to check if you have remembered your Viagra tablets before heading for a meet, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't get fucked

(that will never be a womans problem)

just a guy

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By *yz69Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

You read a post like this and find yourself nodding along...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't get fucked

You can’t BE fucked.

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're tempted to ask certain shops to turn the music down while shopping with your daughter but fear being disowned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your getting old when the songs that where big hits in your day get re released and sound excactly the same ????????

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"You know your getting old when the songs that where big hits in your day get re released and sound excactly the same ????????"

Hits from the 90’s on radio, you remember like it was yesterday, but then realise, FU*KIN’ hell, was that 20+ years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know your getting old when the songs that where big hits in your day get re released and sound excactly the same ????????

Hits from the 90’s on radio, you remember like it was yesterday, but then realise, FU*KIN’ hell, was that 20+ years ago.

this is true

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"When you watch porn and your first thought is, that bed looks comfy!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When u are glad meets cancel as u would rather have an afternoon nap than sex

What a cool idea - let's meet for a nap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you past ...MILF at GILF heading for GGILF and no it's not a stutter lol

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

When more and more conversations include the phrase "lifes to short ...."

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Looking forward to a soak in the tub straight after work everyday cos yer very bones ache.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I wear shoes for comfort not appearance.

I remember the originals when there’s a film that’s been remade!

My driving licence is older than some of my colleagues!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wear shoes for comfort not appearance.

I remember the originals when there’s a film that’s been remade!

My driving licence is older than some of my colleagues! "

lolol yeah and your doc is halve your age :-0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The trainees at work are twenty years younger than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends of your kids have babies and you're not surprised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your pension pot looks ok....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your scared to sneeze incase your back goes AGAIN

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

"Your pension pot looks ok.... "

Nah, more like that you worry that your pension pot will not be enough!

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

"Everyone looks about 12-"

Hear hear xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you talk about the '90s, then realise it was almost 30 years ago

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Me and my workmates we’re talking about tv programmes that ain’t been on for YEARS:

Blankety blank

Danger mouse

Transformers

Thundercats

Goodness I feel old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you have a Scotrail club 50 card but never get asked to prove your age"

I find that very to believe

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By *uzzy-LogicMan
over a year ago

Fochabers

"You can remember when Scotland used to win the five nations. "

When you remember it was the five nations

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By *uzzy-LogicMan
over a year ago

Fochabers

When you remember bbc computers and when floppy disks where floppy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your pension pot looks ok.... "

You are spending your pension pot lol - and it feels great.

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