FabSwingers.com forum: Worst fab pick up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hate the mesages that read.... WANNA FUCK

Yeh I will just jump in the car gimme ten minutes

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By *aughty_Jack_ABZMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

'I kissed a girl and I liked it' ... lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would meet you if you were taller". 100% genuine message from a female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a few lines and something fun?

never replied but it has been sent several times..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'I kissed a girl and I liked it' ... lmao

Oi cheeky boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""I would meet you if you were taller". 100% genuine message from a female.

Gonna have to say I don’t meet guys below 5,6”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always opened with "hello im Simon x I enjoyed reading your profile and i would like to Learn more"

How would you respond to that? Because it's not worked once lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've always opened with "hello im Simon x I enjoyed reading your profile and i would like to Learn more"

How would you respond to that? Because it's not worked once lol

Depending on how many messages I have from unverified guys I would politely respond. Thanks for the message however I don’t meet unverified users. Happy swinging

If I’ve lots of messages I just multi delete messages from unverified users

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got one last weekend from someone who decided it was a good idea to compare a meet with a visit to the supermarket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We got one last weekend from someone who decided it was a good idea to compare a meet with a visit to the supermarket

That wasnt my fault.... autocorret put poundland instead of Waitrose.

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By *dlilbumCouple
over a year ago

Aviemore and regularly visit Glasgow

"Notice you're close by, fancy a meet?"

As if proximity is the only qualification required.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'have me tomorrow'

Err... Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Notice you're close by, fancy a meet?"

As if proximity is the only qualification required. "

Yes folk (truckers a lot) think if they’re in the area and I’m online I must be looking and could drop everything to get in their cab

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By *dlilbumCouple
over a year ago

Aviemore and regularly visit Glasgow

""Notice you're close by, fancy a meet?"

As if proximity is the only qualification required.

Yes folk (truckers a lot) think if they’re in the area and I’m online I must be looking and could drop everything to get in their cab

We're just down the road a bit from you and get the exact same messages from Truckers. Who knew a lorry cab could be so romantic!

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Notice you're close by, fancy a meet?"

As if proximity is the only qualification required.

Yes folk (truckers a lot) think if they’re in the area and I’m online I must be looking and could drop everything to get in their cab

We're just down the road a bit from you and get the exact same messages from Truckers. Who knew a lorry cab could be so romantic!

D x"

I work close to a retail/business park and they seem to think my location being close to where they park means I’ll just pop round! Haha exactly, what a location for sexual chemistry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol had to.laugh

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Got one yesterday, ‘hi Mum, I’ve done my homework, can I get dinner before football practice!’

I mean, what are you meant to say to that????

He got blocked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese? "

Cheese ?? That’s original hahahah

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By *issT45Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Just got one this min from a guy offering me a few hundred pounds a day for some easy work ... BLOCKED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We got one last weekend from someone who decided it was a good idea to compare a meet with a visit to the supermarket

Think I got same message

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"Got one yesterday, ‘hi Mum, I’ve done my homework, can I get dinner before football practice!’

I mean, what are you meant to say to that????

He got blocked!"

Yuck creepy and wrong on so.many levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like dragons?

Because soon I'll be Dragon my balls over your face"

Yeah I got that one a couple of weeks ago

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

""Do you like dragons?

Because soon I'll be Dragon my balls over your face"

Yeah I got that one a couple of weeks ago

That made me laugh!!! Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Do you like dragons?

Because soon I'll be Dragon my balls over your face"

Yeah I got that one a couple of weeks ago

This makes me think of viz and sid the sexist and his famed "do you like chicken? Well suck my cock it tastes fowl" and the classic "do you like jewellery? Well suck my cock it's a gem".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PS. I can neither confirm nor deny that I have used either of these when d*unk.

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

There's so many...

Hi.

I'm in you're area in an hour.

I'd definitely fuck you.

You're convincing

You can dress me in your clothes and fuck me

Wot u up 2.

I'd like you to a surprise for my hubby

************

Fuck sakes I'm gonna stop, I could be here all day typing these roff. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Do you like dragons?

Because soon I'll be Dragon my balls over your face"

Yeah I got that one a couple of weeks ago

This makes me think of viz and sid the sexist and his famed "do you like chicken? Well suck my cock it tastes fowl" and the classic "do you like jewellery? Well suck my cock it's a gem".

I don't like chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Do you like dragons?

Because soon I'll be Dragon my balls over your face"

Yeah I got that one a couple of weeks ago

This makes me think of viz and sid the sexist and his famed "do you like chicken? Well suck my cock it tastes fowl" and the classic "do you like jewellery? Well suck my cock it's a gem".

I don't like chicken

Do you like sushi? Well suck my........ You get the idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Do you like dragons?

Because soon I'll be Dragon my balls over your face"

Yeah I got that one a couple of weeks ago

This makes me think of viz and sid the sexist and his famed "do you like chicken? Well suck my cock it tastes fowl" and the classic "do you like jewellery? Well suck my cock it's a gem".

I don't like chicken

Do you like sushi? Well suck my........ You get the idea. "

Wasabi?

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By *akeheelsTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburghish

"Just got one this min from a guy offering me a few hundred pounds a day for some easy work ... BLOCKED"

Please forward him my details, just in case its a political party wanting MP's, MSP's, MEP's or new Lords for the House. Jobs a good un...!

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

You're stunning I'd fuck you even if you had aids.

You're like my little toe, I'd bang you on every piece of furniture I have.

My dad says you'd be perfect for me.

You're like my alarm clock, I would tap the shit out of that in the morning.

Loads more where these come from....

Actually find some of them quite funny and original (except that first one). Beats the hell out of someone expecting you to jump in your car, drive about half an hour just so he can sneak out the house and you can suck him off. Or the occasional "wanna fuck", that does come in quite frequently x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We got one last weekend from someone who decided it was a good idea to compare a meet with a visit to the supermarket

Same, plus he sent me it twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've always opened with "hello im Simon x I enjoyed reading your profile and i would like to Learn more"

How would you respond to that? Because it's not worked once lol

You could reply with the best message ever, but your profile picture would stop me replying I'm afraid

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

""Do you like dragons?

Because soon I'll be Dragon my balls over your face"

Yeah I got that one a couple of weeks ago

Wow, just wow!

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Bought a new cookbook: 50 ways to eat cock. Want to come over for dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love shit chat up lines....I know loads.

My personal favourite.....Is that a mirror in your pants?? Because I can sure see myself in them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bought a new cookbook: 50 ways to eat cock. Want to come over for dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have pet insurance??

Because I’m going to destroy your pussy

Is probably the worst cheesey one I’ve had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have pet insurance??

Because I’m going to destroy your pussy

Is probably the worst cheesey one I’ve had "

Lol. I’ve never heard that one!

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