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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So, your meet arrived, you had amazing fun and laughs but they have now left. Do you have a certain thing you like to eat afterwards?

For me it was normally an omelette standing in the kitchen, music on grinning to myself.

Or if you left someone do you maybe go to a drive through on way home?

Michael.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea and toast in the morning before I leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually arrive for at a meet with a Salisbury bag full o Cucumbers, Bananas and Lurpak but in the morning I want a sandwich, but can never find the veg

so when I leave, I just head to MckyD's for a Double McMuffin instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I usually arrive for at a meet with a Salisbury bag full o Cucumbers, Bananas and Lurpak but in the morning I want a sandwich, but can never find the veg

so when I leave, I just head to MckyD's for a Double McMuffin instead

"

Hint.... You left the veg in the vag.

I'm so very very sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually arrive for at a meet with a Salisbury bag full o Cucumbers, Bananas and Lurpak but in the morning I want a sandwich, but can never find the veg

so when I leave, I just head to MckyD's for a Double McMuffin instead

Hint.... You left the veg in the vag.

I'm so very very sorry "

Blocked and reported to the joke police

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually arrive for at a meet with a Salisbury bag full o Cucumbers, Bananas and Lurpak but in the morning I want a sandwich, but can never find the veg

so when I leave, I just head to MckyD's for a Double McMuffin instead

"

Sometimes I cant find the Bag o Veg cause the bed broke and they wur last seen under it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually arrive for at a meet with a Salisbury bag full o Cucumbers, Bananas and Lurpak but in the morning I want a sandwich, but can never find the veg

so when I leave, I just head to MckyD's for a Double McMuffin instead

Sometimes I cant find the Bag o Veg cause the bed broke and they wur last seen under it

"

Never forget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually arrive for at a meet with a Salisbury bag full o Cucumbers, Bananas and Lurpak but in the morning I want a sandwich, but can never find the veg

so when I leave, I just head to MckyD's for a Double McMuffin instead

Hint.... You left the veg in the vag.

I'm so very very sorry "

He was pickling the cucumber...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I usually arrive for at a meet with a Salisbury bag full o Cucumbers, Bananas and Lurpak but in the morning I want a sandwich, but can never find the veg

so when I leave, I just head to MckyD's for a Double McMuffin instead

Hint.... You left the veg in the vag.

I'm so very very sorry

He was pickling the cucumber... "

Feck it, there might not be any sex on a meet but by feck, inviting me over, you're gonna get one hell of a laugh and maybe a sandwich

Then again you might get more than a sandwich, you may get to keep the empty Sainsburys bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always something sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a bit chicken to munch on after particularly energetic sessions....usually 15-30 min after collapsing in a sweaty n satisfied heap.......by that time the lass has normally finished herself off,n is calling me all the cunts under the sun as she exits!

I think so anyway...all I'm thinking by then is winner winner chicken dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a bit chicken to munch on after particularly energetic sessions....usually 15-30 min after collapsing in a sweaty n satisfied heap.......by that time the lass has normally finished herself off,n is calling me all the cunts under the sun as she exits!

I think so anyway...all I'm thinking by then is winner winner chicken dinner"

Hope it was finger licking good for you though? oh and did you have gravy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like a bit chicken to munch on after particularly energetic sessions....usually 15-30 min after collapsing in a sweaty n satisfied heap.......by that time the lass has normally finished herself off,n is calling me all the cunts under the sun as she exits!

I think so anyway...all I'm thinking by then is winner winner chicken dinner

Hope it was finger licking good for you though? oh and did you have gravy?"

Always finger licking after a finger flicking

Na gravy's best kept on the dinner table when it comes to after sex finger food...bit salt n pepper on cold chicken gets my mouth watering plenty,might even have some mayo on standby if I'm feeling extravagant lol

Plus I look like a right plonker using the duvet for a bib!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!!! Can't decide if I'm hungry or horny!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!!! Can't decide if I'm hungry or horny!!! "

I don't even bother differentiating the two now....the noise I make while eating is pretty much the same noises I make while fucking anyway....

The family stopped inviting me to meals out ages ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!!! Can't decide if I'm hungry or horny!!! "

Be both! Bruce up there packs a picnic by the sound of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!!! Can't decide if I'm hungry or horny!!! "

Horngry shall be added to my vocabulary!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always something sweet "

I'll bring a bag o sweeties with me, as much as you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!!! Can't decide if I'm hungry or horny!!!

Be both! Bruce up there packs a picnic by the sound of it "

All you horngry ladies come with me n I'll find us a nice secluded spot where I can cream all over your strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HORNGRY!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"HORNGRY! "

I just bloody made the same face as that emoji whilst making a nang nang nang noise. Christ!!!!

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Not really thought about it before, but it's actually been Won Ton Soup, I've had afterwards.

For CJ's, which is a different kind of meet, I always head for KFC, and regret it in the morning.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HORNGRY!

I just bloody made the same face as that emoji whilst making a nang nang nang noise. Christ!!!! "

Lol I thought that emoji looked familiar

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