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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have an MOT at the doc tomorrow, and have to take a pee sample. That got me thinking:

If men can't aim their pee into a toilet, what makes the NHS think we can get it in those wee tubs?

What nonsense gets you wondering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if goose bumps is your hair follicles standing on end why dont men get them on their faces??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If potatoes have jackets how come they have no arms or legs?

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Is the person at the lab who opens up the poo stick samples from the over 50s really well paid or at the bottom of the pay scale?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is the person at the lab who opens up the poo stick samples from the over 50s really well paid or at the bottom of the pay scale? "

Defiñitely scraping the bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an MOT at the doc tomorrow, and have to take a pee sample. That got me thinking:

If men can't aim their pee into a toilet, what makes the NHS think we can get it in those wee tubs?

What nonsense gets you wondering?"

Take pity on us women who also need to try and pee into the tubes

Not ideal in the slightest

L x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have an MOT at the doc tomorrow, and have to take a pee sample. That got me thinking:

If men can't aim their pee into a toilet, what makes the NHS think we can get it in those wee tubs?

What nonsense gets you wondering?

Take pity on us women who also need to try and pee into the tubes

Not ideal in the slightest

L x"

At least you're sitting down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have an MOT at the doc tomorrow, and have to take a pee sample. That got me thinking:

If men can't aim their pee into a toilet, what makes the NHS think we can get it in those wee tubs?

What nonsense gets you wondering?

Take pity on us women who also need to try and pee into the tubes

Not ideal in the slightest

L x

At least you're sitting down! "

I'll give you that x

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital "

I give them draught, not bottled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital

I give them draught, not bottled! "

*round of applause*

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital

I give them draught, not bottled! "

I’ve heard most folk do that when undergoing prostrate examination

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital

I give them draught, not bottled!

I’ve heard most folk do that when undergoing prostrate examination "

I'll have to take your word for that!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital

I give them draught, not bottled!

I’ve heard most folk do that when undergoing prostrate examination

I'll have to take your word for that! "

It was you that told me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital

I give them draught, not bottled!

I’ve heard most folk do that when undergoing prostrate examination

I'll have to take your word for that!

It was you that told me "

It was Horsey that told me! (And he said he liked it!)

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?

Why is the word abbreviate so long ?

Why are trousers a pair when its one item ?

Why isnt the word phonetic spelled the way it sounds ?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Why doesnt glue stick to the inside of the bottle ?

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By *acksonhoneyCouple
over a year ago

Bromley

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular ?

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

This thread made me lol lol.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Why is there only one monopoly commission?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how can you walk down a road when its uphill??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how can you see messages from folk looking for a 19 inch cock or whatever but the bio says 'single guys dont dare message us we will find you' etc.

'message us and you will be blocked'

then on a pished friday or saturday night

'looking for a single vwe guy'

aye, right ye are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the time someone manages to utter "I have a speech impediment." you've already figured it out. Why is it made so hard for them...

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital "

That was your excuse to those cops when you got pulled over with that mouthful of cum

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"By the time someone manages to utter "I have a speech impediment." you've already figured it out. Why is it made so hard for them..."

Yeah, which cruel bastard put an S in lisp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital

That was your excuse to those cops when you got pulled over with that mouthful of cum "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does the snowplough driver get to work in the morning?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital

That was your excuse to those cops when you got pulled over with that mouthful of cum "

If you hadn’t have been drinking you could’ve taken yer own sample in .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital

That was your excuse to those cops when you got pulled over with that mouthful of cum

If you hadn’t have been drinking you could’ve taken yer own sample in . "

Girls! Girls! Girls! Let's just be glad you have a good way of getting a fresh(ish) sample to the cum lab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol enough already, too much information eugh!!

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth


"It’s even worse when it’s a semen sample then you have to keep it warm on way to the hospital

That was your excuse to those cops when you got pulled over with that mouthful of cum

If you hadn’t have been drinking you could’ve taken yer own sample in . "

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's so that if you can spell it, you're not dyslexic.

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