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By *ompressaur OP   Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock

lol don't worry i aint coming onto you. Ive just realised a few things in my short duration and thought i would pass on what i belive to be correct.

this forum/site is for friendship not sex. Yes most folks will be sexually active and enjoy the pleasures that others can give them. they will enjoy having sexual experiences way above what they could ever have imagined previously. Its a hard nut to crack and you have to want to crack it or else have something enabling you to crack it (personality, good looks, big cock spring to mind for starters) these things will help you but it doesnt mean there are ANY shortcuts. there is none. Just because youve posted a pic of your w/e member or like me tried to be overkly friendly in the chatroom (i dont know anyone and thats how it should stay for now. i aint imposing)

sorry forgive me ive been into the net for too long and spent too much time on it especially forums. The best thing about fabswingers ive found over all the betting forums i post on is that 'there is a chance i'll get a ride' i aint loooking for it and neither should you as it just aint gonna happen unless maybe you did have a cock longer and thicker than a woman's arm. Women aint gonna talk to strangers etc.

Its not for me to say as i dont know but as the smiiths once said 'these things take time' (And I know that I'm

The most inept that ever stepped )

Maybe im just realising it to myself but i thought i would share it with any of you that jusst wanted to post 'anyone want a ride in edinburgh tomorrow?'

Im sure that the forum regulars could tell and explain more to us. forgive me i just ant keep my mouth shut. I have a form of forum turrets

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

you have forum castles??

xx

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By *ompressaur OP   Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock

lol im reminded of the monty python now aimee. I think im a night that like to say 'nee'

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

lol

sorry, right over my head that one

xx

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By *ompressaur OP   Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock

Sorry aimee the knights that say nee are here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e2kaQqxmQ0

but the scene i really meant i think was this one-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs

when they approached the castle. i was reminded by it. lol its the taking the piss out the french scene. im sad. sorry

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By *ompressaur OP   Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock

i dont think that anyone unaproved can get anything from this site and that good. no offence.

i dont like the way the forum topixs and people disappear from a reply. ill sort that out tho.

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

you'll sort what out?

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By *ompressaur OP   Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock

Aimelee im sorry i dont think that was me posting then, Doesw anyonbe have bad access?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i dont think that anyone unaproved can get anything from this site and that good. no offence.

i dont like the way the forum topixs and people disappear from a reply. ill sort that out tho."

I'm confused! You saying you didnt post this?? How can that happen??

Was going to say I think your'e right but not to put a negative spin on it - its just the same as if you were in a bar, you present yourself in the right way and people will talk to you.

The best way to get verified and to meet people is to get along to one of socials, even as a couple you still have to do this! It actually saves a lot of time and gives you a head start on who's who!!

Look forward to meeting you at a social soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im still trying to work out what the 1st post was about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think someone was blootered by the last post lol

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By *lackbird186Man
over a year ago

west glasgow


" lol

sorry, right over my head that one

xx"

that was a giraffes arse six feet above your head lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you have all heard of "neee"???God am I really that old??? lol

Was talking about "Pigs in Spaaaaace" at the weekend and only me and Laine knew what I was on about - deafening silence from everyone else lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely you have all heard of "neee"???God am I really that old??? lol

Was talking about "Pigs in Spaaaaace" at the weekend and only me and Laine knew what I was on about - deafening silence from everyone else lol

"

Pigs in spaaaaaaaaaaaaacccceeee and Dr Bob lmao !

and niiih to the rest of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely you have all heard of "neee"???God am I really that old??? lol

Was talking about "Pigs in Spaaaaace" at the weekend and only me and Laine knew what I was on about - deafening silence from everyone else lol

"

"we are no longer the knights who say neee, we are now the knights who say eccy eccy eccy footang zoot neeeee"

"your mother was a hamster & your father smelled of elderberries"

ahhhh The Holy Grail.......

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling


"im still trying to work out what the 1st post was about!"

lol, thank god it wasn't just me!

xx

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By *ifferentClassMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Try reading O.P.'s 'peeing the bed' in the stories/fantasies forum. A shiny nickel to anyone who can explain it!

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By *ompressaur OP   Man
over a year ago

kilmarnock

I think you are correct gowiththeflow I am looking for excuses to excuse myself a bit but i can't find any. I have been offline for a month or so and i was just celebrating being back online with a few drinks. I think it took its toll in the end up. sorry for my d*unkeness. I am sorry for the thread. who is me to comment? bloody drink.

I think i was meaning 'i will sort out how to reply and view a thread at the same time' Aimee. Ive achieved this by opening the reply link in a new window. I think the bad access was me commenting on the forum set up. im a bit geeky that way so i will just shut up. the forum is fine (im used to vbulletin forums)

Sorry Busty i did post it. I think i was at that stage of d*unkness when you start lying about things. Every poker win is 3 times bigger than it really was etc

i think like a lot of folks that come to this site i was a little in awe of it all and i wanted in on the action. I see it all a bit better now as i think i was trying convey in this thread.

I look forward to hanging about Busty and i intend to take in any social do's that might be going on in ayrshire/glasgow. ill just take it all as it comes. ive even got ladies winking at me which is nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blessed are the cheesemakers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mabye its just too earlyin the morning....il try and re-read this later

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling


" sorry, right over my head that one

xx"

that was a giraffes arse six feet above your head lol "

oii I'm not that short! lol


"mabye its just too earlyin the morning....il try and re-read this later "

nope, it still won't make any sense lol

xx

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