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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Em here wants to try herself out at making a porno. Anyone want to collaborate with us? Apart from the 500 single guys with illusions of grandeur xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself I would love to help.out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joins the queue and waits patiently

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Em here wants to try herself out at making a porno. Anyone want to collaborate with us? Apart from the 500 single guys with illusions of grandeur xx"

Delusions of grandeur!

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By *exican69Man
over a year ago

kelso

Quietly hangs head and sulks off to another thread

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

500 isn't enough if you're considering beating Lisa Sparxxx record

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By *otal buckshotMan
over a year ago

fife

Na

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm under no Illusions lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm under no Illusions lol"

Happy to help with scripts and budgets. I am thinking something along the lines of the sink springs a leak and a call is made to the local Plumber.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you come and fix my waterworks? Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think an electrician type scenario is more believable. As plumbers are always unreliable lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will you come and fix my waterworks? Pmsl"

Not only will I plunge your ubend I might even stoke your boiler if you ask nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparks will fly when I put my plug in your socket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sparks will fly when I put my plug in your socket "

AC/DC?

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish


"Em here wants to try herself out at making a porno. Anyone want to collaborate with us? Apart from the 500 single guys with illusions of grandeur xx"

We have discussed this before, think it could be really hot if done right. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Em here wants to try herself out at making a porno. Anyone want to collaborate with us? Apart from the 500 single guys with illusions of grandeur xx

We have discussed this before, think it could be really hot if done right. X"

That's the beginning of a cast surely?

Remake Bob and Carol, Ted and Alice but missing out all the boring stuff like the brilliant script

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Em here wants to try herself out at making a porno. Anyone want to collaborate with us? Apart from the 500 single guys with illusions of grandeur xx"

I'll hold the camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think a lot of people might be somewhat reluctant just in case they end up wank bank material on Xhamster or PornHub lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Em here wants to try herself out at making a porno. Anyone want to collaborate with us? Apart from the 500 single guys with illusions of grandeur xx

I'll hold the camera "

Nope. Your name is down for "Best Boy" I shall be taking care of cinematography personally. Now, set design, make up and costumes.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think a lot of people might be somewhat reluctant just in case they end up wank bank material on Xhamster or PornHub lol"

We can change the names to protect the innocent xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think a lot of people might be somewhat reluctant just in case they end up wank bank material on Xhamster or PornHub lol

We can change the names to protect the innocent xx"

Sorry, could I ask what's wrong with being wank bank material on pornhub? Surely that's mission accomplished?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think a lot of people might be somewhat reluctant just in case they end up wank bank material on Xhamster or PornHub lol

We can change the names to protect the innocent xx

Sorry, could I ask what's wrong with being wank bank material on pornhub? Surely that's mission accomplished? "

Good point there cummmeister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think a lot of people might be somewhat reluctant just in case they end up wank bank material on Xhamster or PornHub lol

We can change the names to protect the innocent xx

Sorry, could I ask what's wrong with being wank bank material on pornhub? Surely that's mission accomplished? "

Not if you want to be discreet its not lol Besides, God only knows who could be spanking their monkey over you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think a lot of people might be somewhat reluctant just in case they end up wank bank material on Xhamster or PornHub lol

We can change the names to protect the innocent xx"

Oh I dont think there are any "innocents" on this site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Em here wants to try herself out at making a porno. Anyone want to collaborate with us? Apart from the 500 single guys with illusions of grandeur xx

I'll hold the camera "

Nah, you put the camera on a tripod, so it doesn't get shaken with the frantic wanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think a lot of people might be somewhat reluctant just in case they end up wank bank material on Xhamster or PornHub lol

We can change the names to protect the innocent xx

Sorry, could I ask what's wrong with being wank bank material on pornhub? Surely that's mission accomplished?

Not if you want to be discreet its not lol Besides, God only knows who could be spanking their monkey over you "

Hee hee I think discretion and anonymity gets left at the door when you go down this road. It's a definite case of being happy to be out and proud and the more hits the better. The good wankers of pornville demand nothing less.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think a lot of people might be somewhat reluctant just in case they end up wank bank material on Xhamster or PornHub lol

We can change the names to protect the innocent xx

Sorry, could I ask what's wrong with being wank bank material on pornhub? Surely that's mission accomplished?

Not if you want to be discreet its not lol Besides, God only knows who could be spanking their monkey over you "

Me probably....bit quiet this end

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Not enough porn with a Scots accent. I've done extra work before so I can walk past the window or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi and hello firstly im not interested in haveing sex sounds strange but i dont kid, i have a good camera and its my hobby. ive done this before , taken lots of pics and vids in the past ,but would like to do it again , and i dont charge , and not expecting anything in return , you have an idea of what you want to do to make it happen seemlesly you have to watch a film and see how its laid out then copy scenes , so if you like get in touch and we can chat ,at the end of the day its up to you ,and if its just you 2 or more .

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By *unseekers87Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow ish

We wouldn't want to play characters or anything , just well shot amateur porn x

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By *LGuyMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Womb raider?

Charlie up the chocolate factory?

Harry Potter and the philosophers bone.

All sterling ideas ??

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By *leasure domMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Don't forget to add the cheesy 70s / 80s porno backing music, available on youtube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still looking for volunteers to do amateur vids x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still looking for volunteers to do amateur vids x"
Think you got your work cut out there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I jump the que lol

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