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40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet and romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband'. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me'.

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahahahah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao like it.lol.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

l.m.a.o Best yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality.... I loved it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol glad 2 hear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FA-BU-LOUS dahling

Pure quality

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