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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What would you give the poster above to cheer them up and spread the love

PS: Play nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you give the poster above to cheer them up and spread the love

PS: Play nice

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a huge big hug xxx

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"What would you give the poster above to cheer them up and spread the love

PS: Play nice

a huge big hug xxx "

I'd give you one ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bottle of champagne some chocolates. Very cheesy but hey thats the type of guy i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go faster stripes for his zimmer.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"A bottle of champagne some chocolates. Very cheesy but hey thats the type of guy i am

Thanks you would have to drink it for me though bubbles go right to my head and I don't do chocolate im a cheap date lol x

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A bottle of champagne some chocolates. Very cheesy but hey thats the type of guy i am

Thanks you would have to drink it for me though bubbles go right to my head and I don't do chocolate im a cheap date lol x"

What about a wee glass of white with strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lurpak

Opps I mean a little kiss at the neck just below the ear

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By *onkeymagic50Man
over a year ago

Near the harbour

Rolls for his lurpack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A brave new world that was DUCK free

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Meringue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Bridal Shop - A BIG ONE!!!

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By *oney4uCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

A new profile so we could all view it

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By *inglehanded81Man
over a year ago

KILMARNOCK

Wine, strawberries and a massage

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By *oney4uCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Wine, strawberries and a massage"

That sound amazing but I'm low carbing as I'm going to Ibiza in a couple of weeks so I'll need to decline the wine and the strawberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new profile so we could all view it

Awwwwwwwww that's so nice lol, thanks... hmmmm I'd get you both and extra couple of weeks in Ibiza

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Wine, strawberries and a massage

That sound amazing but I'm low carbing as I'm going to Ibiza in a couple of weeks so I'll need to decline the wine and the strawberries

A first class upgrade for the holidaying couple above me. Unless they're already in first class.

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By *oney4uCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A new profile so we could all view it

Awwwwwwwww that's so nice lol, thanks... hmmmm I'd get you both and extra couple of weeks in Ibiza

Haha, thanks.

Hubby is staying at home and I'm away with the girls. He'd maybe relish getting rid of me for another couple of weeks!

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By *oney4uCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Wine, strawberries and a massage

That sound amazing but I'm low carbing as I'm going to Ibiza in a couple of weeks so I'll need to decline the wine and the strawberries

A first class upgrade for the holidaying couple above me. Unless they're already in first class. "

There is 9 girls going. I don't think we'll be quiet enough for first class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new profile so we could all view it

Awwwwwwwww that's so nice lol, thanks... hmmmm I'd get you both and extra couple of weeks in Ibiza

Haha, thanks.

Hubby is staying at home and I'm away with the girls. He'd maybe relish getting rid of me for another couple of weeks!

Ohhhh ya lucky thing (sorry Mr Honey)

Maybe get him a holiday with the boys then if he isn't already doing that.

Portland51 can go on that with him lol

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By *oney4uCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A new profile so we could all view it

Awwwwwwwww that's so nice lol, thanks... hmmmm I'd get you both and extra couple of weeks in Ibiza

Haha, thanks.

Hubby is staying at home and I'm away with the girls. He'd maybe relish getting rid of me for another couple of weeks!

Ohhhh ya lucky thing (sorry Mr Honey)

Maybe get him a holiday with the boys then if he isn't already doing that.

Portland51 can go on that with him lol

It's ok, we're going on holiday together a week after I come back so he's not feeling too left out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new profile so we could all view it

Awwwwwwwww that's so nice lol, thanks... hmmmm I'd get you both and extra couple of weeks in Ibiza

Haha, thanks.

Hubby is staying at home and I'm away with the girls. He'd maybe relish getting rid of me for another couple of weeks!

Ohhhh ya lucky thing (sorry Mr Honey)

Maybe get him a holiday with the boys then if he isn't already doing that.

Portland51 can go on that with him lol

It's ok, we're going on holiday together a week after I come back so he's not feeling too left out

Ya auld romantics... in that case a romantic dinner for two as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new profile so we could all view it

Awwwwwwwww that's so nice lol, thanks... hmmmm I'd get you both and extra couple of weeks in Ibiza

Haha, thanks.

Hubby is staying at home and I'm away with the girls. He'd maybe relish getting rid of me for another couple of weeks!

Ohhhh ya lucky thing (sorry Mr Honey)

Maybe get him a holiday with the boys then if he isn't already doing that.

Portland51 can go on that with him lol

It's ok, we're going on holiday together a week after I come back so he's not feeling too left out

Ya auld romantics... in that case a romantic dinner for two as well

A selection of string vests in various colours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A new profile so we could all view it

Awwwwwwwww that's so nice lol, thanks... hmmmm I'd get you both and extra couple of weeks in Ibiza

Haha, thanks.

Hubby is staying at home and I'm away with the girls. He'd maybe relish getting rid of me for another couple of weeks!

Ohhhh ya lucky thing (sorry Mr Honey)

Maybe get him a holiday with the boys then if he isn't already doing that.

Portland51 can go on that with him lol

It's ok, we're going on holiday together a week after I come back so he's not feeling too left out

Ya auld romantics... in that case a romantic dinner for two as well

A selection of string vests in various colours.

Same

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would you give the poster above to cheer them up and spread the love

PS: Play nice

Deffo a big hug and a wee shopping trip to buy more shoes, cos I need a new pair and us ladies never have enough shoes xx

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

A towel and a ticket to stay at a secluded lil villa on a Greek island

...you're welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice suit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice suit xx

A night out with lots of ladies in burlesque gear - naked boobies OBVIOUSLY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice suit xx

A night out with lots of ladies in burlesque gear - naked boobies OBVIOUSLY

FFS! Don't encourage her!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Vino

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Vino"

Vino for red

Torture chamber for ej

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A really good cup of coffee and a foot rub.

Failing which, a close shave.

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Razor for the cummeister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A razor for desperate dan too, by the looks of it.

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

A pair of pants

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By *igD262Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Hi nices slow kiss on neck

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

A race day round knockhill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice suit xx

A night out with lots of ladies in burlesque gear - naked boobies OBVIOUSLY

Mind my invite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A towel and a ticket to stay at a secluded lil villa on a Greek island

...you're welcome!"

Crete?? You're on !! passport at the ready btw

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"A towel and a ticket to stay at a secluded lil villa on a Greek island

...you're welcome!

Crete?? You're on !! passport at the ready btw "

Sun lotion, don't want to burn in Crete

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"A towel and a ticket to stay at a secluded lil villa on a Greek island

...you're welcome!

Crete?? You're on !! passport at the ready btw

Sun lotion, don't want to burn in Crete

A Starbucks coffee!

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Feather boa for Falcon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feather boa for Falcon

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A nice spanking

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A towel and a ticket to stay at a secluded lil villa on a Greek island

...you're welcome!

Crete?? You're on !! passport at the ready btw

Sun lotion, don't want to burn in Crete

A Starbucks coffee!

Ooooh! Low blow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good torch so he don't get mugged in his dark dark street

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By *andCforfunCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

Cup of tea and a chocolate biccie

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By *hedevilwearspradaWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere nearby

I'd take them for afternoon tea and play footsie under the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice pair of shoes to play footsie in

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Photoshoot session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please do tried taking selfies i always look a bit special. A new lippy as you can't have to many colours

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Please do tried taking selfies i always look a bit special. A new lippy as you can't have to many colours

A cape for boy wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please do tried taking selfies i always look a bit special. A new lippy as you can't have to many colours

A cape for boy wonder

My number

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"Please do tried taking selfies i always look a bit special. A new lippy as you can't have to many colours

A cape for boy wonder

My number

Whatever she likes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please do tried taking selfies i always look a bit special. A new lippy as you can't have to many colours

A cape for boy wonder

My number

Whatever she likes

A coffee

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

"Please do tried taking selfies i always look a bit special. A new lippy as you can't have to many colours

A cape for boy wonder

My number

Whatever she likes

A coffee

Our phone number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a run in the bat mobile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a run in the bat mobile "

A selfie stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a new high vis vest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a new high vis vest"

Batman suit

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"a new high vis vest

Batman suit"

A Sunderland season ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a new high vis vest

Batman suit

A Sunderland season ticket

After that comment......a groin guard

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

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By *litter and GrumpCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

A coffee, with a name like costa I am sure he may appreciate it xx

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

A coffee, with a name like costa I am sure he may appreciate it xx"

Thanks, like a need more coffee lol

A hot water bottle

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By *andCforfunCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

"I'd take them for afternoon tea and play footsie under the table

With scones!

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Strawberry jam and clotted cream for the scones

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

French dictionary, bonjour merci, de rien

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"French dictionary, bonjour merci, de rien

French letters, in case the dictionary works...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personal "weegie" translation lessons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personal "weegie" translation lessons

I've lived here long enough to get the gist of what the natives are saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personal "weegie" translation lessons

I've lived here long enough to get the gist of what the natives are saying."

You know nothing Jon Snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personal "weegie" translation lessons

I've lived here long enough to get the gist of what the natives are saying.

You know nothing Jon Snow"

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter lol

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

"Personal "weegie" translation lessons

I've lived here long enough to get the gist of what the natives are saying.

You know nothing Jon Snow

Eh?

Your watch has ended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personal "weegie" translation lessons

I've lived here long enough to get the gist of what the natives are saying.

You know nothing Jon Snow

Eh?

Your watch has ended"

What has the channel 4 news guy got to do with any of this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personal "weegie" translation lessons

I've lived here long enough to get the gist of what the natives are saying.

You know nothing Jon Snow

Eh?

Your watch has ended"

Lol maybe I'm more dragon born

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

"Personal "weegie" translation lessons

I've lived here long enough to get the gist of what the natives are saying.

You know nothing Jon Snow

Eh?

Your watch has ended

Lol maybe I'm more dragon born

I'm more 3 eyed raven,I see things,my legs work though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm beginning to think halucinogens have been ingested here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personal "weegie" translation lessons

I've lived here long enough to get the gist of what the natives are saying.

You know nothing Jon Snow

Eh?

Your watch has ended

Lol maybe I'm more dragon born

I'm more 3 eyed raven,I see things,my legs work though

I drink... and I know things

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

"Personal "weegie" translation lessons

I've lived here long enough to get the gist of what the natives are saying.

You know nothing Jon Snow

Eh?

Your watch has ended

Lol maybe I'm more dragon born

I'm more 3 eyed raven,I see things,my legs work though

I drink... and I know things

First lesson.stick em with the pointy end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personal "weegie" translation lessons

I've lived here long enough to get the gist of what the natives are saying.

You know nothing Jon Snow

Eh?

Your watch has ended

Lol maybe I'm more dragon born

I'm more 3 eyed raven,I see things,my legs work though

I drink... and I know things

First lesson.stick em with the pointy end"

And Chaos is a ladder

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

"Personal "weegie" translation lessons

I've lived here long enough to get the gist of what the natives are saying.

You know nothing Jon Snow

Eh?

Your watch has ended

Lol maybe I'm more dragon born

I'm more 3 eyed raven,I see things,my legs work though

I drink... and I know things

First lesson.stick em with the pointy end

And Chaos is a ladder

For the night is dark and full of terrors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do we say to death?

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

"What do we say to death?"

Not today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do we say to death?"

Death is so final. Whereas life, ah, life is full of possibilities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do we say to death?"

At my age I am up there with Robert McCrum: Every Third Thought: On life,death and the endgame

Just popping out for a fag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do we say to death?"

"Ya gotta help me, death, I gotta go back to 1984, so I can marry Lois!"

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