FabSwingers.com forum: how to treat a woman

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:

Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her.

Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her.

Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

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HOW TO TREAT A MAN:

Show up naked. Bring Hotdogs & beer. Don't block the TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I have that on facebook xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:

Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her.

Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her.

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HOW TO TREAT A MAN:

Show up naked. Bring Hotdogs & beer. Don't block the TV"

Looby, we are not all like that. I don't drink beer nor eat hotdogs. A nic glass of chilled wine, yes. As for the TV I can usually find something more interesting to do. As for turning up naked, well, I prefer to have some fun unwrapping a sexy lady before we get to the fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

jin it was a joke ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

jim sorry not jin lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know that Looby. Mine was just a comment. Jim XXXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao , hey just a few of that list would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thongz, wish list was that. The how to treat a lady. Or my response? Jim.XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN:

Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her.

Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her.

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wine - red, white (dry, medium, sweet), rose, sparkling?

dine - meat or veggie? indian, italian, chinese, scottish etc......?

call - home, work, landline, mobile, skype....?

hold: hands, waist,bum....?

Surprise: but she wasn't expecting you and is in her trackies with no lippy

compliment: but that means you're ogling.

smile: but that means you're lusting

listen: why you not talking to me?

laugh: why you laughing at me?

cry: call yourself a man

romance: what's he after?

encourage: what's he really after?

believe: what's he been doing now?

cuddle: i wish he would wash!

shop: he never shops - who is she?

give jewellery: are they shagging?

give flowers: has she dumped him?

hold hand: definitely dumped him!

write love letters: pervert!

go to ends of earth and back again: Aye right - one way ticket!!

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By *econdhand RoseWoman
over a year ago

Nr Dumfries

Heehee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think a few things could be added:

Woman

Always agree with her (even if you don't)

Man

Blowjob and swallow comes to mind pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

scott was that a request ? lmao xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"scott was that a request ? lmao xxxxx"

donna - are you offering?

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

badly am i right ?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oh steve that unlubed bat is getting closer and closer lmao xxxxxx

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