FabSwingers.com forum: strangest place you've had sex.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, I'm pretty certain that this subject has been done several time's before, but where is the strangest place you've ever done the dirty deed? Mine would be between the rectors office at university (not with the rector) or in the vestry in a church in buxton (not with the minister) Who can top that?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Ok, I'm pretty certain that this subject has been done several time's before, but where is the strangest place you've ever done the dirty deed? Mine would be between the rectors office at university (not with the rector) or in the vestry in a church in buxton (not with the minister) Who can top that?"

mines was in a camper van in an industrial estate (please dont ask for details pms)

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By *lasgowcouple07Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

taxi on way home from a nightclub lol

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By *ee-deeWoman
over a year ago

The Kingdom

Perched on the edge of a freezer in the back of an ice-cream van....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the slide in Calder Park (think thats what its called) between Motherwell and Jervie.

Big suprise on the way home from the pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on a bus at the back going to glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in a wigwam. in wales. qualifies on both counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stair landing in local town hall

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By *nverman67Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Neist Point in Skye!

Was blowing a gale and she was very horny and wouldn't take no for an answer lol so who was I to say no. Nearly blew off the edge and the fact that it was the middle of the afternoon made it even more exciting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Against the hallowed walls of Ibrox, although that was more of a religious experience lol

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

in a forest in ayrshire.

cant tell you where.

I was blindfolded

And tied between two trees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back of a pie shop in Oban...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oban is just strange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gilmour ST train station , many many years ago lol

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By *l coupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

In the shower im mrs xl's folks toilet while they were on holiday. Soaked the floor, thought it was never drying out! Had the hairdryer and everything out to dry off the stupid carpet tiles

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By *ee-deeWoman
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Perched on the edge of a freezer in the back of an ice-cream van....lol

Mmmm my ice cream van memories.....

Oh...and in the train station toilet..such a lovely place... lol

and...

and....

Oh god...I could be here all night!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine RAF bunker when 16 was in cadets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in Edinburgh castle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at the end of the pier in Girvan wi ma ass facing out to the sea!

Over bags of tatties when I worked in a chippy....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over the bonnet of a car in Buchanan Galleries car park in the middle of the afternoon while the shoppers passed by in disgust. It wouldn't have been so bad, if it had been a quiet girl.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Over the bonnet of a car in Buchanan Galleries car park in the middle of the afternoon while the shoppers passed by in disgust. It wouldn't have been so bad, if it had been a quiet girl."

forgot about the shag on a lounger on magaluf beach two yrs ago lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On bus going to Eastbourne, dont know how we managed to stifle our moans of pleasure !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oban is just strange.

Your right.....I honeymooned in Oban.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In the dressing room, moments before due to go on stage for a play i was doing. Talk about a standing ovation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the middle of ballachulish quarry after a d*unken night in the pub or the shore front on the rocks as the seal watching boats went past in port appin with ex wife

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By *uvhandleMan
over a year ago

Huntly

on our local outdoor pool spring/diving board......think we scored a perfect 10!!

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

in my wee black smart car..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over a bridge, overlooking the A9, just south of Pitlochry, while cars whizzed by down below us,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IN My wee black car" Hoped you were careful of the gear stick!!

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By *ilandlarryCouple
over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

In a sauna! Never again, almost burnt my hair off lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a little boat jetty when I worked in Lochearnhead...didn't realise the hotel spotlight was shining on us

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

was holding the knob at the time.....

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By *carletRomanceCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

On an overnight coach journey to Manchester...

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

or..under my rhododendron bush....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sand bunker of a golf course....up a tenement close on the stairs (personification of class) while the guy that lived up stairs had the decency to wait with his alsation dog until we were finished...Changing room of a clothes shop i worked at...with a female colleague.....Hope fully many more to cum (pun intended)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on a hotel roof in rio, her bent over the edge awesome apart from fact im pretty sure the big jesus was watching lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

behind my local chapel..

in some random garden with a complete stranger on way home from pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the water just off curium beach in Cyprus in the middle of the afternoon when the beach was packed. She bent over a lilo, and whehe!.. On a bus from Verona airport to Lake Garda....In the Dubliner's toilets in Tenerife...oooh, i go on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in back of a 4 by 4 with a Sly Stallone look-alike, just off 59th street in Manhattan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was given a very sexxy BJ on a bridge over the M8

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By *heekywriterMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh - west end

Mine was sitting on the train going into Glasgow Queen street. The girl who I was with was sitting on my lap and taking me for a ride.

And abroad, perched on a tree. But that's another fun story all together

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In the museum in york that is all about the Jacobites. We were watched by a wax work model of some poor highlander who probably hadn't see sex in two hundred years, but when we left he had a smile on his face. There are some very naughty people on this site. who'd have thought it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a blow job at a Pizza hut counter in London!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm where do I start?

Is it in the toilet at my mate's house party. or

At Stirling Castle or

On the Glasgow-London Train or

In front of an Eagle hide in the Trossachs!

OMG I must be a pervert! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in an old abandoned tunner near kelvingrove park or on a park bench in full view of glasgow uni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here on cam lol.

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

bessy get your cam on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to remember an evening (or two) with some fab friends, becoming hot an steamy on a crowded dance floor during a burlesque show

. All quite discreet I think? The bouncers politely asked us to be careful where we put the drinks lol. Love N Lust, Lady Blue xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

up against the OAP Day centre (after closing I will add, didn't wanna give em a heart attack

)

Dance floor of a nightclub

in a layby in motorbike leathers - now thats interesting to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop Press... Update... In the changing rooms of La Senza in Buchanan Galleries this morning. Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perched on the edge of a freezer in the back of an ice-cream van....lol

OMG Dee I might have guessed LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bj on m8 at 60 mph whist a trucker watched through the sunroof, also at the window of hotel in glasgow whilst peeps walked past if some looked up and saw my g/f getting it doggy with tits pressed against the window, wat a horny fuck, wow it,s making me horny thinking bout it.

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By *allenangel99Man
over a year ago

scotland/glenrothes

with a lovely young stewardess.backstage at a festival.. im sure folk defo saw us but hey fk it

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By *l_and_geeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Edinburgh

In the changing rooms at Ralph Slaters in Edinburgh.

Only a curtain separating us from a very busy shop. Awesum quickie trying to keep quiet as we pounded away.

It was so risque and one that will always stay with me.

I didn't buy the suit either!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just now in back garden lol

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By *ustyWench38kWoman
over a year ago

dunfermline

Giant freezer at my work...

Changing room whilst measuring a woman for a bra... still dont know her name.

Over the bonnet of a car in Blackpool.

In the car in a multi story in Glasow

In the pub - got caught and the 2some turned into a 4some - nice!

Perhaps a bit more adventurous than I thought x

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By *bzguyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen and shire

on my bosses desk many moons ago, only for him to return to the office and catch us, he saw the fun side of it thankfully!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arthur's seat Edinburgh.

In a corner shop I was managing at the time lol did it on the counter and behind the till

(obviously when the shop was shut)

At my High school, teachers changing rooms.

Ex's dads house - inherent dads shower, bed and living room.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

IN THE INTEREST OF PUBLIC DECENCY AM NO SAYIN

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By *ohnny4playMan
over a year ago

Kinross

In residential retirement home with daughter of the couple who ran it.

Received a BJ in a very crowded bar, at the bar and ordered the next round mid act without stopping.

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By *ee-deeWoman
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Perched on the edge of a freezer in the back of an ice-cream van....lol

OMG Dee I might have guessed LMAO "

LOL Goddess...My only excuse...I was only young and I had fancied him for ages....and one night just had to have him!!....Would I do it again?...hell yeah!!! lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of mine...Broom closet in a nightclub with a policeman .. mmmm good memories..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not really strange but funny though!arranged to meet a lass at local graveyard n she brought her dog along.was getting head on bench when two guys walked past totally oblivious.....untill her dog started barking like fuck at them,at which point they definately noticed what was happning!have to give them thier due though....they walked on by as if they'd seen nothing.

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

"taxi on way home from a nightclub lol"

Hmmm I wonder if that was you in the back of mine one night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Backstage whilst doing a panto in Cumbernauld I was a villager and she was a bunny. She was rampant.

Also, Mrs Sexycpl gave me a blowjob on an emptyish flight back from Brussels ( does this constitute as Mile High?)

We also did it during a busy Sat shopping in a lane in Glasgow City Centre after a we'd trip to buy some "toys"

I was also doing a sex scene in a play on stage and one performance we actually penetrated. The audience would never have known. Her boyfriend and parents were at that show of Frankie and Johnnie in Coatbridge College

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cubicle in bellahouston sports centre pool,,,,,uder th pier at blackpool pleasure beach freezing!!!

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

In a haunted house - didn't see any ghosties though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behind the petrol station at hogganfield loch.

1:30 in the morning with about 4" of snow.

It was anal also....well it would have to be in those conditions.

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By *rDiscretion4UMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Up The Bum"...although can I just add, it wasent my bum it was her's LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a farmers field in the car on the back roads to ek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still a virgin so i would just like to have sex

Does it feel good???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ayrshire...strange as fook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex wife and i had sex in a video booth in a sex shop, no one notised us go in and by the time we came out the owner had locked up and gone home

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

Back of my cab sumwhere in bellshill lol.

Knackered the handbrake too, just lucky it was in gear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

behind a Police station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Armpit sex , accidently found during pitch dark romp with two french girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the back of my car, beside a graveyard with bagpipes playing just at the right moment

In the changing room of a rather expensive clothes shop in glasgow

in the snow, at minus 5, offs my cold arse lol

she was on top !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

up a tree with an ex girlfriend....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez - theres a list - prob shorter to say - wheres the most normal place you've done it...

Top 3 must be Onstage in front of 200 odd other blokes at a stag do - on top of a boat on the norfolk broads as we passed a load of guys fishing off a floating jetty thing and in a graveyard next door to a pub where id been gigging and one of the local ladies asked me about headstone rubbing....and i said something about as long as its your arse rubbing them in about 15 mins... me and my mouth!!

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By *uirkygirlCouple
over a year ago

Quirkyville

On a bed.... But it was in a furniture shop.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a Sauna - Was hot to say the least :P - Mrs F xx

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By *rofessionalGentlemanMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Am I the only member of the Mile High Club here lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the back of a police car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dundee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A revolving podium at a club in hamburg with about twenty germans watching

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

in my bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does a fem stick i vibrator up my arse cout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only member of the Mile High Club here lol."
I am afraid your not. Long haul flights can get a bit tedious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neist Point in Skye!

Erm... creepy but I think I may have almost exactly the same story....

THink it was a different woman though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had sex with my ex in her wedding dress. She tried it on to see if it still fit and it did. Apparently her ex husband was too d*unk to perform on their wedding night so I'm the only one to have had the pleasure of taking her out of it

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

in jacs back garden in the rain

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

that was just a horny dream i had about jacs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the disabled toilets in tesco. Every little counts

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By *i-shoptonMan
over a year ago

bishopton

In the public showers upstairs in the Mishnish hotel , Tobermory.....u know who u are Emms!!!!!!xx

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By *uck knows41Man
over a year ago

Arbroath

on a motorbike going down a very pot holed dirt track

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on a motorbike going down a very pot holed dirt track "

I thought we telling where we'd had sex not making up stories, lol

A girl dragged me into the disabled toilets at a theater in Brighton during the second half of a performance. I went under duress as I'd never been to the theater before and was really enjoying the play. Four Knights in Knaresborough, any one seen it? Never got to see the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in a ladies toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in tanning salon, was a cubicle with stand n tan. sunbed went off halfway through n girl went out naked to put more money in. was mortified but extremely happy when we left

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By *r FeelgoodsMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire/Glasgow

At a Whitesnake concert at the secc with a biker chick from invernes long legs and thigh boots , great fun !!

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By *igtechMan
over a year ago

Stonehaven

in a red cross tent in iraq when met gf when guarding her and under the oggin in dom rep

lucky she dives to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a phone box in central edinburgh

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

lol seems the only strange place here would be in a bed lol

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