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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just a thought...how much time is dedicated to keeping pubic hair in check on the (remote for some) prospect of getting some action?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Just a thought...how much time is dedicated to keeping pubic hair in check on the (remote for some) prospect of getting some action? "

If someone knows how much time they dedicate to their pubic hair... they need a hobby... fast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just a thought...how much time is dedicated to keeping pubic hair in check on the (remote for some) prospect of getting some action?

If someone knows how much time they dedicate to their pubic hair... they need a hobby... fast "

It is a hobby for some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to spend so long shaving, getting into more awkward positions than a contortionist to make sure my underneath was smooth.

Now I'm 20 minutes every 4 weeks, grin and bear the pain for a Hollywood wax

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to spend so long shaving, getting into more awkward positions than a contortionist to make sure my underneath was smooth.

Now I'm 20 minutes every 4 weeks, grin and bear the pain for a Hollywood wax "

Doffing my cap in complete respect for you.

Cleary a lady of refinement

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Just a thought...how much time is dedicated to keeping pubic hair in check on the (remote for some) prospect of getting some action?

If someone knows how much time they dedicate to their pubic hair... they need a hobby... fast

It is a hobby for some "

Haha very true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK...once a week in the shower adopting some deeply undignified postures and risking all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to spend so long shaving, getting into more awkward positions than a contortionist to make sure my underneath was smooth.

Now I'm 20 minutes every 4 weeks, grin and bear the pain for a Hollywood wax "

Hubby used to shave me, allways seamed to lead elsewhere

But same now, Hollywood every 4 weeks, but does have its disadvantages

G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to spend so long shaving, getting into more awkward positions than a contortionist to make sure my underneath was smooth.

Now I'm 20 minutes every 4 weeks, grin and bear the pain for a Hollywood wax "

Naw ....just naw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a wasteland down there.

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

It's a monthly trim all over here - with possibly some special effort for a meet or date...I'm not shaven, just keep it all neat and short...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We always keep it nice and bald xx

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Just a thought...how much time is dedicated to keeping pubic hair in check on the (remote for some) prospect of getting some action?

If someone knows how much time they dedicate to their pubic hair... they need a hobby... fast "

Not necessarily, Max. You've seen my dedication to shaving foam and personal grooming. You trying to say that that's not right?!? Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We always keep it nice and bald xx "

I've a record of yours from 1968

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a thought...how much time is dedicated to keeping pubic hair in check on the (remote for some) prospect of getting some action?

If someone knows how much time they dedicate to their pubic hair... they need a hobby... fast "

When you have little hair up top to have coiffed, you have to look elsewhere. And my chest doesn't look bigger when shaved.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Just a thought...how much time is dedicated to keeping pubic hair in check on the (remote for some) prospect of getting some action?

If someone knows how much time they dedicate to their pubic hair... they need a hobby... fast

Not necessarily, Max. You've seen my dedication to shaving foam and personal grooming. You trying to say that that's not right?!? Ha! "

Errrr!!! Can I call a friend?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"adopting some deeply undignified postures and risking all. "

Haha! Shame there are no names for some of them

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By *ensual masseurMan
over a year ago

glasgow

I do a very close pussy shave.

Any ladies interested ?

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Occasional trim to keep it in check may reach for the immac if definitely meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a trimmer very risky though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do a very close pussy shave.

Any ladies interested ?

"

Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.

Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a lot harder than you think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is a lot harder than you think? "

Navigating my private bits - including the wrinkly bits- with a sharp implement, a steady hand and a straight face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One does what one does... and does more when required... if that seems vague... TOUGH TITTY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just did my weekly shave to keep things tidy

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I do a very close pussy shave.

Any ladies interested ?

Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.

Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps? "

What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??

Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do a very close pussy shave.

Any ladies interested ?

Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.

Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?

What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??

Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya! "

Ha ha......oh OK then! I will if you will. But can you please have a quiet night in watching the telly the night before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do a very close pussy shave.

Any ladies interested ?

Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.

Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?

What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??

Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya! "

No... for the REAL adrenaline rush, use an old fashioned, blunt, rusty cut throat razor

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I do a very close pussy shave.

Any ladies interested ?

Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.

Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?

What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??

Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya!

Ha ha......oh OK then! I will if you will. But can you please have a quiet night in watching the telly the night before?

"

Why? The blindfold will hide the bags under the eyes lol

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I do a very close pussy shave.

Any ladies interested ?

Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.

Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?

What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??

Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya!

No... for the REAL adrenaline rush, use an old fashioned, blunt, rusty cut throat razor "

Ooh now you're talking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do a very close pussy shave.

Any ladies interested ?

Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.

Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?

What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??

Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya!

No... for the REAL adrenaline rush, use an old fashioned, blunt, rusty cut throat razor

Ooh now you're talking! "

He might be taking but I note it's not his balls he's talking about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not just your balls you need to worry about...!

FYI, I'm a sadist, not a masochist.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do a very close pussy shave.

Any ladies interested ?

Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.

Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?

What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??

Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya!

No... for the REAL adrenaline rush, use an old fashioned, blunt, rusty cut throat razor

Ooh now you're talking! "

Job done for another week!

Strangely, I was thinking of you Nawty as I set about this delicate task.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I do a very close pussy shave.

Any ladies interested ?

Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.

Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?

What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??

Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya!

No... for the REAL adrenaline rush, use an old fashioned, blunt, rusty cut throat razor

Ooh now you're talking!

Job done for another week!

Strangely, I was thinking of you Nawty as I set about this delicate task. "

Haha! I am flattered... I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do a very close pussy shave.

Any ladies interested ?

Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.

Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?

What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??

Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya!

No... for the REAL adrenaline rush, use an old fashioned, blunt, rusty cut throat razor

Ooh now you're talking!

Job done for another week!

Strangely, I was thinking of you Nawty as I set about this delicate task.

Haha! I am flattered... I think "

Hee hee I was only thinking nice thoughts and wondering if you have a very pronounced French accent -because that's too much to hope for in any one barber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should all look up Carson sheen magic powder on amazon. It's amazing stuff pain free and completely smooth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should all look up Carson sheen magic powder on amazon. It's amazing stuff pain free and completely smooth"

Duly noted but what if you only want certain areas completely depilated and others merely cut back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should all look up Carson sheen magic powder on amazon. It's amazing stuff pain free and completely smooth"

Pain free? Where's the fun in that?

How about using a parmesan grater on him?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I do a very close pussy shave.

Any ladies interested ?

Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.

Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?

What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??

Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya!

No... for the REAL adrenaline rush, use an old fashioned, blunt, rusty cut throat razor

Ooh now you're talking!

Job done for another week!

Strangely, I was thinking of you Nawty as I set about this delicate task.

Haha! I am flattered... I think

Hee hee I was only thinking nice thoughts and wondering if you have a very pronounced French accent -because that's too much to hope for in any one barber.

"

Nah! Ya wouldnae ken am French

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a thought...how much time is dedicated to keeping pubic hair in check on the (remote for some) prospect of getting some action?

If someone knows how much time they dedicate to their pubic hair... they need a hobby... fast

Not necessarily, Max. You've seen my dedication to shaving foam and personal grooming. You trying to say that that's not right?!? Ha! "

Ahem I know what you do with shaving foam I've seen the pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You should all look up Carson sheen magic powder on amazon. It's amazing stuff pain free and completely smooth

Pain free? Where's the fun in that?

How about using a parmesan grater on him? "

Sounds like you're having a ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should all look up Carson sheen magic powder on amazon. It's amazing stuff pain free and completely smooth

Pain free? Where's the fun in that?

How about using a parmesan grater on him?

Sounds like you're having a ball "

A chap should always have a hobby!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do a very close pussy shave.

Any ladies interested ?

Same spectrum different end.....now don't all rush but are there any female members who I might trust with a nice new bic and a tin of shaving gel. I can assure you it's a lot harder than you might think.

Just putting it out there....we can pretend it's for charity if that helps?

What about... a female with... a new Bic, shaving gel and blindfolded??

Double the adrenaline rush I bet ya!

No... for the REAL adrenaline rush, use an old fashioned, blunt, rusty cut throat razor

Ooh now you're talking!

Job done for another week!

Strangely, I was thinking of you Nawty as I set about this delicate task.

Haha! I am flattered... I think

Hee hee I was only thinking nice thoughts and wondering if you have a very pronounced French accent -because that's too much to hope for in any one barber.

Nah! Ya wouldnae ken am French "

Aye yer wud but ken. Illusions hopelessly shattered. I have deliberately prolonged some business with a French company for months simply to keep a French lady on the phone. Hell I even wear after shave before calling. She speaks I melt into the seat. That's the deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't help thinking she sounds like she was in Trainspotting.

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By *ithardscotMan
over a year ago

Kelty

5-10 minutes every couple of days. Does the trick!

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By *wallow all givenMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

A good waxing every 6 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

every Monday, after coronation street.

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