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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you could give advise what is the one do and the one don't you would tell someone starting their fab journey xx

Mine would be

Do always be as clear ,honest and make an effort when creating you profile first impressions count

Don't ever lie to someone liars always get caught out , be yourself and have fun xx

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Don't mix drink and play time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with op. Don't be economical with the truth about expectations, age, body shape, etc. I personally hate liars. And also, if you're married - do us a favour and be honest from the outset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't judge other people, no-one on this site is in a position to do so.

Beware of the arse kissers.....they usually turn out to be vipers

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

If at first there's no reply ...

It's a NO .

Read your profile then again would you meet yourself ?

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By *inUpGirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Do always be honest, do always go with your gut feeling or instinct and do have fun.

Dont listen to gossip, dont lie.

Simple really lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be:

Don't bother trying to meet. It's a waste of fucking time, as men are outnumbered 1,000,000/1.

Don't bother posting any fantasies, kinks, or sexual preferences, you'll just be pounced on by the judgemental brigade, who can't help sticking their noses in where it isn't needed.

I know it's Sunday, but wasn't going to bottle this up for a Thursday rant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine would be:

Don't bother trying to meet. It's a waste of fucking time, as men are outnumbered 1,000,000/1.

Don't bother posting any fantasies, kinks, or sexual preferences, you'll just be pounced on by the judgemental brigade, who can't help sticking their noses in where it isn't needed.

I know it's Sunday, but wasn't going to bottle this up for a Thursday rant."

ej667 for Fab El Presidente

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Patience is the key

Your profile is your shop window

Get along to a social if you can

Try forums and chat but try and keep negativity to a minimum

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Dont listen to gossips when they try to badmouth other members.

Always go with your gut instinct .

Dont rush into meets always take time to get to know the person first.

Always do a social meet.

Take everything on here with a large dose of salt especially relationship statuses and age .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do tell the truth, why lie.

Do be respectful of others opinions. Just cos they're not the same as yours doesn't make them any less valid.

Do be polite, manners cost nothing.

Don't be pushy, no reply, however rude it may feel, is a no.

Don't be judgemental. We're all different and like different things.

Most of all, just have fun and see where this takes you.

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine would be:

Don't bother trying to meet. It's a waste of fucking time, as men are outnumbered 1,000,000/1.

Don't bother posting any fantasies, kinks, or sexual preferences, you'll just be pounced on by the judgemental brigade, who can't help sticking their noses in where it isn't needed.

I know it's Sunday, but wasn't going to bottle this up for a Thursday rant.

ej667 for Fab El Presidente "

No thanks. We have self appointed ones already.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Don't form an opinion on people you've never met from someone else's words (it's usually had arms n legs added to it)

Do have fun wether it's sexually or social because otherwise there's no point

K x

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Mine would be:

Don't bother trying to meet. It's a waste of fucking time, as men are outnumbered 1,000,000/1.

Don't bother posting any fantasies, kinks, or sexual preferences, you'll just be pounced on by the judgemental brigade, who can't help sticking their noses in where it isn't needed.

I know it's Sunday, but wasn't going to bottle this up for a Thursday rant."

K x

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Be nice to people .... it will pay off in the end ...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Be nice to people .... it will pay off in the end ..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give up smoking.......

Fuck that tho.

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By *ainbowBrite57Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Some good advice in here...

Mine, just be respectful and treat others how you wish to be treated.

You get out of it what you put in and the benefits are worth some patience

Enjoy yourself but remember it's one part of people's existence not their whole being

R x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't form an opinion on people you've never met from someone else's words (it's usually had arms n legs added to it)

Do have fun wether it's sexually or social because otherwise there's no point

K x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Patience is the key

Your profile is your shop window

Get along to a social if you can

Try forums and chat but try and keep negativity to a minimum"

this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol all fab advice and yes don't judge others there circumstances or what they do ni one business , I always find that those who poke their nose in where it's not wanted need to go get laid and put a smile on it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you could give advise what is the one do and the one don't you would tell someone starting their fab journey xx

Mine would be

Do always be as clear ,honest and make an effort when creating you profile first impressions count

Don't ever lie to someone liars always get caught out , be yourself and have fun xx "

Yes all of the above

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By *igD262Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"Be nice to people .... it will pay off in the end ..."

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Do......whatever you want when it goes wrong just reinvent yourself on another profile like others do

dont..... give a toss what others tell you to do be master of your own destiny

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By *ngelkDevilCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Be nice even if it's a no.

When it is a no take the hint and stop messaging again and again till people get pissed off at you.

Have fun don't tell lies you always get caught out anyway. And unfortunately remember people talk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Be nice even if it's a no.

When it is a no take the hint and stop messaging again and again till people get pissed off at you.

Have fun don't tell lies you always get caught out anyway. And unfortunately remember people talk. "

This sexy ass

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By *ngelkDevilCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


" Be nice even if it's a no.

When it is a no take the hint and stop messaging again and again till people get pissed off at you.

Have fun don't tell lies you always get caught out anyway. And unfortunately remember people talk.

This sexy ass "

Xxx

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Do... have a sense of humour, you'll need it

Don't... disrespect people, no need for it, we all have our reasons to be on here

Do... have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do... have a sense of humour, you'll need it

Don't... disrespect people, no need for it, we all have our reasons to be on here

Do... have fun "

And if you are going to fuck me you will definitely need a sense of humour

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By *appyDeviantsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Don't listen to a thing anyone above says

Do what you want when you want with whom you want ,its your life ,live it your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat others with respect and don't go judging folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Treat others with respect and don't go judging folk "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take whatever folk say on here with a huge dose of salt

Always go with your gut instinct

If your not having fun...turn off

Simple

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Do's - be true to yourself. Some people aren't ready to meet.

Be respectful

Grow a thick skin

Some pics should be kept private

Don'ts

If you arrange a meet don't cancel at the last minute and don't stand them up.

Be rude, crude or insulting

Lie

Think that's most of my likes and dislikes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't come on for a cheap thrill just to satisfy your wank needs when horny,make an effort to make real friends

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do take pride in you appearance, personal hygiene,and sexual health standards in this scene should be even higher

Don't give out personal details be discreet it's best all round xx

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By *ngelkDevilCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Do take pride in you appearance, personal hygiene,and sexual health standards in this scene should be even higher

Don't give out personal details be discreet it's best all round xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't lie

And read the profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont listen to gossips when they try to badmouth other members.

Always go with your gut instinct .

Dont rush into meets always take time to get to know the person first.

Always do a social meet.

Take everything on here with a large dose of salt especially relationship statuses and age ."

Well said. Especially first point. I have had a few guys name dropping to me and trying to stir it up. Even on a meet. Immediate turn off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DO: be nice

DONT: be a cunt

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Don't whine on the forum about being blocked or messages not responded to. Just accept them as a no thanks.

Do read the profile, think about what you are going to say and then reread the profile to ensure that it is appropriate

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By *ncandiladoCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

Do be positive, it's very attractive.

Don't judge, we're all here for different reasons.

Just enjoy the random roller-coaster ride that fab is

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Don't take it personal when we know your man is a fud

Do have fun whatever way makes you happy

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do always read a profile-----

do reply to as mean as possible its just polite only one exseption to this rule (if they are rude)---

dont lie----

dont be a ass if they so no or delete convo its over deal with it your not their type----

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By *un single guy.Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Stop judging people and is it so difficult to be nice....

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By *ancognitoMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A simple application of the Golden Rule at all times would sort everything out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't use a miniature rugby ball instead of a regular sized one to cover your penis!

People will think it's tiny, and I don't mean the ball here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do - grow a thick skin

Don't - believe everything you read on verification.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Advice to guys, ...there's only a microscopic chance of getting lucky on here, so don't worry too much about it, doesn't help.

Women, .. it's not the crown jewels you're giving away, lighten up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress smart or casual,always smell nice , impression and a gsoh always goes a very long way.

Be nice

Don't be a tit

and always turn up

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Do check the back ground of any pictures you post. Clutter, toilet bowls and dirty laundry are not the best adverts.

Don't forget to take care of your nails. Short and clean for the gents. Not a month old, chipped nail varnish for the ladies.

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Do take your own advice

Don't contradict yourself it makes you look like a tit

K x

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By *appyDeviantsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

If you shit someone's bed be nice and clean it up ,if your a squirter use a wet sheets

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By *arried adventurers!Couple
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"If you shit someone's bed be nice and clean it up ,if your a squirter use a wet sheets "

That gives me the boak! Imagine shitting in a bed at a club

I'd be mortified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't expect a reply

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By *ringles0510Woman
over a year ago

Central Borders

Do put in effort in that first message. Show an interest in the person and not just their genitals.

Don't use cock, pussy, cunt, licking, etc in your username. Or a username where it's obvious you're quite full of yourself is a turn off as well.

One I've come to realise over time, if in doubt about someone, it's a "don't go there". Your doubts were there for a reason x

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Don't mess with the clique...that's my job

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near


"Don't judge other people, no-one on this site is in a position to do so.

Beware of the arse kissers.....they usually turn out to be vipers"

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near


"Mine would be:

Don't bother trying to meet. It's a waste of fucking time, as men are outnumbered 1,000,000/1.

Don't bother posting any fantasies, kinks, or sexual preferences, you'll just be pounced on by the judgemental brigade, who can't help sticking their noses in where it isn't needed.

I know it's Sunday, but wasn't going to bottle this up for a Thursday rant."

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By *llyandjimCouple
over a year ago

Stirling

Do's

Read the profile

Be nice....respectfull

Never judge....we all have our own reasons for being here

Have fun

And always wash b4 sex.....even if u have showered b4 u left home...when u take the drawers off * wash it *

Don't

Listen to the gossip

Get involved in the bitching

Get involved with any thing or any one that doesnt feel right

Trust ur gut

Ally

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By *e gentle 100Woman
over a year ago

Bathgate


"If you shit someone's bed be nice and clean it up ,if your a squirter use a wet sheets

That gives me the boak! Imagine shitting in a bed at a club

I'd be mortified. "

The young lady that it happened to is mortified and very embarrassed about it and people still keep talking about it in the clubs and on forums which the person in question sees and she is also known in cjs, people need to think about other peoples mishaps and move on and think about the person in question feelings xx

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By *appyDeviantsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Do's

Read the profile

Be nice....respectfull

Never judge....we all have our own reasons for being here

Have fun

And always wash b4 sex.....even if u have showered b4 u left home...when u take the drawers off * wash it *

Don't

Listen to the gossip

Get involved in the bitching

Get involved with any thing or any one that doesnt feel right

Trust ur gut

Ally "

i actually lold at this ,miss ally clean freak

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill


"If you shit someone's bed be nice and clean it up ,if your a squirter use a wet sheets

That gives me the boak! Imagine shitting in a bed at a club

I'd be mortified.

The young lady that it happened to is mortified and very embarrassed about it and people still keep talking about it in the clubs and on forums which the person in question sees and she is also known in cjs, people need to think about other peoples mishaps and move on and think about the person in question feelings xx"

You've gave a hell of a lot of detail about a person.

You're narrowing the search for people who want to know who it is.

Not the best idea giving that level of detail out especially as you are warning others to consider her feelings. Maybe you should take your own advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you shit someone's bed be nice and clean it up ,if your a squirter use a wet sheets

That gives me the boak! Imagine shitting in a bed at a club

I'd be mortified.

The young lady that it happened to is mortified and very embarrassed about it and people still keep talking about it in the clubs and on forums which the person in question sees and she is also known in cjs, people need to think about other peoples mishaps and move on and think about the person in question feelings xx"

Quite right. I have no problem posting about MY embarassing moments, but I'd be rightly pissed off if someone else did it "for me".

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By *arried adventurers!Couple
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"If you shit someone's bed be nice and clean it up ,if your a squirter use a wet sheets

That gives me the boak! Imagine shitting in a bed at a club

I'd be mortified.

The young lady that it happened to is mortified and very embarrassed about it and people still keep talking about it in the clubs and on forums which the person in question sees and she is also known in cjs, people need to think about other peoples mishaps and move on and think about the person in question feelings xx

You've gave a hell of a lot of detail about a person.

You're narrowing the search for people who want to know who it is.

Not the best idea giving that level of detail out especially as you are warning others to consider her feelings. Maybe you should take your own advice"

Ooooooh the mystery of the phantom shitter!!!

Or could this be a double bluff to through us off the scent (pardon the pun) of the real culprit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you could give advise what is the one do and the one don't you would tell someone starting their fab journey xx

Mine would be

Do always be as clear ,honest and make an effort when creating you profile first impressions count

Don't ever lie to someone liars always get caught out , be yourself and have fun xx "

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By *licker77Man
over a year ago

Stirling

Be open & honest

Do send replies even if yes or no

Be respectful

Don't be rude, ignorant or lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know i should have tried harder at School. It all comes down to Maths, Chemistry and English and probably Biology and Gynnastics. Maths- probably way too many single blokes, myself included looking to meet women, couples, etc.

Chemistry - its all about how we interact. This is where good English comes in. A well written, thought out profile if honest will be more appealing than a one line sleazy chat up line.

Other than that just being nice, respectful, patient and have a sense of humour.

If at first you dont succeed. Dont pester... move on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's important to be respectful and have manners. Ok, if someone doesn't show same then you can block. Also be welcoming to new members when it comes to socials etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some good advice in here...

Mine, just be respectful and treat others how you wish to be treated.

You get out of it what you put in and the benefits are worth some patience

Enjoy yourself but remember it's one part of people's existence not their whole being

R x"

I love this!!

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By *impleSailorMan
over a year ago

the moon

Be who you are I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't trust a profile with one lone verification from a single male any more than you'd trust a profile with zero verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read the profile. Can't emphasise that one enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't expect a reply "

Ha ha.....so true!

You could pen an opening message worthy of Shakespeare with all the tact of a Venetian diplomat and watch it become deleted unread within seconds of delivery. Oh well, that's life on fabswingers. Cruel and brutal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alas poor Swinger

I tried to know her well

I writeth my prose if it was my job

And avoideth the predictable picture of knob

So with a sense of humour and respect.

Still no replyeth i get

So this me does not upset

Moveth on and tryeth again

One day my luck change and i will be buried deep within

Knowing my luck not within tje maiden but in the ground


"Don't expect a reply

Ha ha.....so true!

You could pen an opening message worthy of Shakespeare with all the tact of a Venetian diplomat and watch it become deleted unread within seconds of delivery. Oh well, that's life on fabswingers. Cruel and brutal. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message not replied to? Ah well, move on. Message deleted? Ah well move on. Replied "no thanks" or similar? Ah well move on. Women don't owe you anything no matter how witty you think your message was, or how awesome you think your dick looks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alas poor Swinger

I tried to know her well

I writeth my prose if it was my job

And avoideth the predictable picture of knob

So with a sense of humour and respect.

Still no replyeth i get

So this me does not upset

Moveth on and tryeth again

One day my luck change and i will be buried deep within

Knowing my luck not within tje maiden but in the ground

Don't expect a reply

Ha ha.....so true!

You could pen an opening message worthy of Shakespeare with all the tact of a Venetian diplomat and watch it become deleted unread within seconds of delivery. Oh well, that's life on fabswingers. Cruel and brutal. "

That has to be the best post ever on Fab!

BRILLIANT!

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By *eefyBangerMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Don't be taken in by the clique...

They'll only drop you like a hot tottie when they are done with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't be taken in by the clique...

They'll only drop you like a hot tottie when they are done with you

"

They have to use me before they're done with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alas poor Swinger

I tried to know her well

I writeth my prose if it was my job

And avoideth the predictable picture of knob

So with a sense of humour and respect.

Still no replyeth i get

So this me does not upset

Moveth on and tryeth again

One day my luck change and i will be buried deep within

Knowing my luck not within tje maiden but in the ground

Don't expect a reply

Ha ha.....so true!

You could pen an opening message worthy of Shakespeare with all the tact of a Venetian diplomat and watch it become deleted unread within seconds of delivery. Oh well, that's life on fabswingers. Cruel and brutal.

That has to be the best post ever on Fab!

BRILLIANT!"

I am sticking with "Nice Tits" and a emoji. Also attaching a photo of somebody else's cock. Things are going well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alas poor Swinger

I tried to know her well

I writeth my prose if it was my job

And avoideth the predictable picture of knob

So with a sense of humour and respect.

Still no replyeth i get

So this me does not upset

Moveth on and tryeth again

One day my luck change and i will be buried deep within

Knowing my luck not within tje maiden but in the ground

Don't expect a reply

Ha ha.....so true!

You could pen an opening message worthy of Shakespeare with all the tact of a Venetian diplomat and watch it become deleted unread within seconds of delivery. Oh well, that's life on fabswingers. Cruel and brutal.

That has to be the best post ever on Fab!

BRILLIANT!

I am sticking with "Nice Tits" and a emoji. Also attaching a photo of somebody else's cock. Things are going well. "

It works on here, but not in the pub. I have two teeth in a jar to prove it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alas poor Swinger

I tried to know her well

I writeth my prose if it was my job

And avoideth the predictable picture of knob

So with a sense of humour and respect.

Still no replyeth i get

So this me does not upset

Moveth on and tryeth again

One day my luck change and i will be buried deep within

Knowing my luck not within tje maiden but in the ground

Don't expect a reply

Ha ha.....so true!

You could pen an opening message worthy of Shakespeare with all the tact of a Venetian diplomat and watch it become deleted unread within seconds of delivery. Oh well, that's life on fabswingers. Cruel and brutal.

That has to be the best post ever on Fab!

BRILLIANT!

I am sticking with "Nice Tits" and a emoji. Also attaching a photo of somebody else's cock. Things are going well.

It works on here, but not in the pub. I have two teeth in a jar to prove it. "

Awww poor you! Battle scars honourably won.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alas poor Swinger

I tried to know her well

I writeth my prose if it was my job

And avoideth the predictable picture of knob

So with a sense of humour and respect.

Still no replyeth i get

So this me does not upset

Moveth on and tryeth again

One day my luck change and i will be buried deep within

Knowing my luck not within tje maiden but in the ground

Don't expect a reply

Ha ha.....so true!

You could pen an opening message worthy of Shakespeare with all the tact of a Venetian diplomat and watch it become deleted unread within seconds of delivery. Oh well, that's life on fabswingers. Cruel and brutal.

That has to be the best post ever on Fab!

BRILLIANT!

I am sticking with "Nice Tits" and a emoji. Also attaching a photo of somebody else's cock. Things are going well.

It works on here, but not in the pub. I have two teeth in a jar to prove it.

Awww poor you! Battle scars honourably won. "

Aye, and the tooth fairy never left any money for them either

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over a year ago

Alot of people do's are be a dingying cunt

And don't...don't reply after being super interested and say you wana meet

Lol just sayin

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