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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When I grew up my mother and father used to tell me if you kissed girls your teeth would fall out.

Im in my late 40's now and did a bit of kissing. However I have all my teeth.....Does anyone else have parents that told their children bare faced lied

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"When I grew up my mother and father used to tell me if you kissed girls your teeth would fall out.

Im in my late 40's now and did a bit of kissing. However I have all my teeth.....Does anyone else have parents that told their children bare faced lied "
you still have your own teeth because you havent grown up yet

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

No the wind changed and my face did stay like this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I grew up my mother and father used to tell me if you kissed girls your teeth would fall out.

Im in my late 40's now and did a bit of kissing. However I have all my teeth.....Does anyone else have parents that told their children bare faced lied you still have your own teeth because you havent grown up yet "

and holefully never will....age is for old people ....PeterPan had a point lol

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Eat your crusts, they'll make your hair curly.

Nope, it's poker straight and won't hold a curl no matter what curlers or tongs I use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above.

I love eating my crusts, and now don't have enough hair to be curly or straight.

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By *odkaredbull23Man
over a year ago

some where central

Carrots help you see in the dark...

If I keep crying they will give me something to cry about...

Sitting to close to the tv will give me square eyes...

My eyes turn red when I lie....

Sure there are plenty more....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This beating is for your own good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Carrots help you see in the dark...

If I keep crying they will give me something to cry about...

Sitting to close to the tv will give me square eyes...

My eyes turn red when I lie....

Sure there are plenty more.... "

All of these although was my tongue tirned green if was lieing.

Have to admit i kinda use most of them on my sprogs now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This beating is for your own good "

That goes along with "This is hurting me more than it's hurting you!"

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

They have eyes in the back of their head !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both mum and dad said my being in a children's home was just temporary when I was placed in at 5....which I suppose was half true as I got out when I was 17

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Lol well kissing did make my bridge come loose and it was a front tooth! Fortunately I'd known him a long time.

I used to have poker straight hair but now it's curly since having my daughter 17 years ago!

Maybe some myths do come true!

Hitting 50 next year and no intention of growing up. I'll grow old disgracefully hopefully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol well kissing did make my bridge come loose and it was a front tooth! Fortunately I'd known him a long time.

I used to have poker straight hair but now it's curly since having my daughter 17 years ago!

Maybe some myths do come true!

Hitting 50 next year and no intention of growing up. I'll grow old disgracefully hopefully.

"

It was kissing concrete that cost me my two front crowns, no girls involved!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eating the apple core would make an apple tree grow out your bellt button

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

When the ice-cream van was playing its tune, that meant they were all out of ice cream

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

there was children's home just up the road that made you wear jaggy jerseys and bare bums

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By *att231Man
over a year ago

dundee

Eating chewing would give you stringy s**t

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By *att231Man
over a year ago

dundee

Chewing gum! Lol

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

If you don't behave your going to Maggie Murphys,still don't know who she is

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"If you don't behave your going to Maggie Murphys,still don't know who she is"

it's a restaurant in Glasgow!

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife


"If you don't behave your going to Maggie Murphys,still don't know who she is

it's a restaurant in Glasgow!"

I should have kept on misbehaving and got a meal out of it

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By *ink-KameraMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Surprised nobody has mentioned the obvious ones we are all told (and still tell) The tooth fairy, Santa Claus the Boogyman ETC ETC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the ice-cream van was playing its tune, that meant they were all out of ice cream "

thats harsh!!!

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness


"there was children's home just up the road that made you wear jaggy jerseys and bare bums"

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lamo that's brilliant

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness


"When the ice-cream van was playing its tune, that meant they were all out of ice cream "

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lmao now that's fiendishly clever

A mind like that could rule the world lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every hour seemed like a day and every day seemed like a year the sun always shone and the rain was for splashing in puddles and watching the raindrops run down the window and guessing which one was first to the bottom. A trip to the beach was a hundred miles away ( carnoustie) and fish and chips were a treat on the way home. Memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surprised nobody has mentioned the obvious ones we are all told (and still tell) The tooth fairy, Santa Claus the Boogyman ETC ETC"

Eh sorry whats this about santa?

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