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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me!

Officially now an old codger

Pass me my bunnet and mint imperials.

No woman will be able to resist me when I'm clad head to toe in beige

After all 60 is the new 40

Right ??

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

You'll need the companion bus pass for the ladies to fall down at your feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change the mint imperials to Werthers for increased allure

Happy birthday sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday ... I see you on that bus soon

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Happy birthday auld yin,

Better get those mint imperials on repeat order at the newsagents

Seriously though.... Have a good one

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Me!

Officially now an old codger

Pass me my bunnet and mint imperials.

No woman will be able to resist me when I'm clad head to toe in beige

After all 60 is the new 40

Right ??

"

oh get with the times you its werthers origonal now not mint imperials lol

Happy bithday you sexy oap have a great day

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness


"Me!

Officially now an old codger

Pass me my bunnet and mint imperials.

No woman will be able to resist me when I'm clad head to toe in beige

After all 60 is the new 40

Right ??

oh get with the times you its werthers origonal now not mint imperials lol

Happy bithday you sexy oap have a great day "

.

lol, I reckon he's probably gone past the whippersnapper oap's werthers

onto the mint imperials and progressing swiftly towards....

........ mistaking the moth balls for his mints

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Me!

Officially now an old codger

Pass me my bunnet and mint imperials.

No woman will be able to resist me when I'm clad head to toe in beige

After all 60 is the new 40

Right ??

oh get with the times you its werthers origonal now not mint imperials lol

Happy bithday you sexy oap have a great day

.

lol, I reckon he's probably gone past the whippersnapper oap's werthers

onto the mint imperials and progressing swiftly towards....

........ mistaking the moth balls for his mints "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw happy birthday cherub kisses

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Happy birthday..

Werthers "blue" originals??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday x

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

Edin

Have a FAB day x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Happy birthday..

Werthers "blue" originals??"

Ha ha not anytime soon hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you the Jack or Victor of Fab, then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you the Jack or Victor of Fab, then?"

Probably more like Victor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you the Jack or Victor of Fab, then?

Probably more like Victor "

Who is your Isa though?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you the Jack or Victor of Fab, then?

Probably more like Victor

Who is your Isa though?! "

Now that I daren't say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Change the mint imperials to Werthers for increased allure

Happy birthday sir "

Ty sir for the advice

Will stock up with them then and see what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about the string backed gloves? You don't want hypothermia in a Scottish summer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about the string backed gloves? You don't want hypothermia in a Scottish summer."

True

And a travel rug to.take on the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're thinking smart, there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got it sussed I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to keep the forum updated on the latest developments in zimmer frames and mobility scooters. You could do it Top Gear style.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Am sure that would be well received by other geriatric Fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me!

Officially now an old codger

Pass me my bunnet and mint imperials.

No woman will be able to resist me when I'm clad head to toe in beige

After all 60 is the new 40

Right ??

"

Welcome to the desperate club mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op never mind the mint imperials you will worthers origonals lets know what they taste like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op never mind the mint imperials you will worthers origonals lets know what they taste like. "

The mint imperials take away the taste of carbolic soap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me!

Officially now an old codger

Pass me my bunnet and mint imperials.

No woman will be able to resist me when I'm clad head to toe in beige

After all 60 is the new 40

Right ??

Welcome to the desperate club

mate. "

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