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By *oody2shoes OP   Woman
over a year ago

dunbartonshire

I hear all the time people saying woman say one thing and mean another and I've always thought it was a daft saying.

Sitting thinking about it today I realise I am aftually really guilty of it lol

Some example of today -

What do you want for breakfast babe ?

I'm not fussed just whatever your having but I don't like French toast I like Fried yockie eggs with dippy toast lol

You want to watch anything on tv ?

Nae I'm not fussed you can watch what you want. Then proceed to complain about the music channel he has on is depressing and when he goes to make my breakfast change it over lol

What you want to do today ?

I don't mind why don't you go see you pals or something as I've got some work to do. ( yes he goes out I get the tv and couch to myself to watch rivercity without him spoiling It with him pointing out he flaws in the script)

Anyone else do this or is it just me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman says: "Of course I want to have sex with you, but will you take the bins out first, darling?"

Woman means: "You'll take the bins out, and I'll pretend to be asleep when you get back",

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By *oody2shoes OP   Woman
over a year ago

dunbartonshire


"Woman says: "Of course I want to have sex with you, but will you take the bins out first, darling?"

Woman means: "You'll take the bins out, and I'll pretend to be asleep when you get back","

Actually I must say I'm not guilty of that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woman says: "Of course I want to have sex with you, but will you take the bins out first, darling?"

Woman means: "You'll take the bins out, and I'll pretend to be asleep when you get back",

Actually I must say I'm not guilty of that one lol "

You will be now!

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By *uzzy-LogicMan
over a year ago

Fochabers

I'm pretty sure it's not just women who are guilty of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only girl I have ever met that actually says exactly what she means, gives straight answers and always uses logic, facts and objection is my current partner, Em.

The amount of game playing and loaded questions to illicit some ridiculously off topic response from women I have experienced is 90%.

And the most common response when their "argument" or "accusation " falls aprart....

"It's your fault".

I have to say however I don't see this on fab. Probably because I reckon the ladies on here are very secure and honest with themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fine

or OK

or the silent treatment means run

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By *oody2shoes OP   Woman
over a year ago

dunbartonshire


"I'm fine

or OK

or the silent treatment means run "

I've never managed the silent treatment lol I can't keep my mouth shut that long x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the: 'can you do the x, y or z' You reply sure in a minute - and that minute clearly isn't quick enough when you hear or see that 'X,Y or Z ' is in the process of being completed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is nothing wrong....soon as I hear I know somethings very very very wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fine

or OK

or the silent treatment means run

I've never managed the silent treatment lol I can't keep my mouth shut that long x"

it's when I'm quiet they need to watch xx

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'm pretty sure it's not just women who are guilty of this "

Agreed AndyE

See my recent thread.

'you fancy coffee?' means 'you wanna fuck'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm pretty sure it's not just women who are guilty of this

Agreed AndyE

See my recent thread.

'you fancy coffee?' means 'you wanna fuck' "

pmsl max

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Bunkie knows if I start a sentence "I been thinking" that it's not just thought about its been organised ,done and dusted already lol !

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By *oody2shoes OP   Woman
over a year ago

dunbartonshire


"Bunkie knows if I start a sentence "I been thinking" that it's not just thought about its been organised ,done and dusted already lol !

"

Yeah I'm bad for that one lol

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm fine

or OK

or the silent treatment means run "

Do you do the same with your lady friends, or is it just a male/female thing?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

If you like... means

Do it and regret it..

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By *oody2shoes OP   Woman
over a year ago

dunbartonshire


"If you like... means

Do it and regret it.."

The fact is you would think they would learn the first time u say it but they repeat that mistake a lot x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behind every woman is a man, wondering what he said wrong...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Dont Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) Thats Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. Thats okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say youre welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says Thanks a lot - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say youre welcome . that will bring on a whatever).

(8) Whatever: Is a womans way of saying F YOU!

(9) Dont worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking Whats wrong? For the womans response refer to # 3.

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By *oody2shoes OP   Woman
over a year ago

dunbartonshire


"(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Dont Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) Thats Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. Thats okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say youre welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says Thanks a lot - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say youre welcome . that will bring on a whatever).

(8) Whatever: Is a womans way of saying F YOU!

(9) Dont worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking Whats wrong? For the womans response refer to # 3.

"

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By *eADevilCouple
over a year ago

Blantyre

She Devil will say i need a new blouse

Translation: im buying a new blouse, skirt to match, shoes to match , underwear to match, makeup to match , nails shaped and painted to match and a dress just in case blouse dosnt fit in 2 days. OR i need a new skirt, translation : all of the above just different order. Theres a pattern developing here i think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She Devil will say i need a new blouse

Translation: im buying a new blouse, skirt to match, shoes to match , underwear to match, makeup to match , nails shaped and painted to match and a dress just in case blouse dosnt fit in 2 days. OR i need a new skirt, translation : all of the above just different order. Theres a pattern developing here i think."

Lol I think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Dont Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) Thats Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. Thats okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say youre welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says Thanks a lot - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say youre welcome . that will bring on a whatever).

(8) Whatever: Is a womans way of saying F YOU!

(9) Dont worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking Whats wrong? For the womans response refer to # 3.

"
number 8...all the time!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Dont Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) Thats Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. Thats okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say youre welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says Thanks a lot - which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say youre welcome . that will bring on a whatever).

(8) Whatever: Is a womans way of saying F YOU!

(9) Dont worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking Whats wrong? For the womans response refer to # 3.

number 8...all the time!!! "

Lol and you can here yourself saying it in your head as you read it

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By *oody2shoes OP   Woman
over a year ago

dunbartonshire

I feel slightly better that it is not just me who is guilty of doing this lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel slightly better that it is not just me who is guilty of doing this lol xx"

Aye and the menfolks have their own quirks too... VIVE LA DIFFERENCE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel slightly better that it is not just me who is guilty of doing this lol xx

Aye and the menfolks have their own quirks too... VIVE LA DIFFERENCE "

Excuse me, we say what we mean.

Fancy a coffee? And by that I mean a shag...

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