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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Folks

As a general user of blokes public urinals as I drive a lot with my job. There is nothing worse than seeing a guy on the phone standing doing his things.

should phone calls be banned in toilets nationwide full stop by the Government?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is going to enforce that, then?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Folks

As a general user of blokes public urinals as I drive a lot with my job. There is nothing worse than seeing a guy on the phone standing doing his things.

should phone calls be banned in toilets nationwide full stop by the Government?"
away you back to your sunbed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lavvy Polis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Folks

As a general user of blokes public urinals as I drive a lot with my job. There is nothing worse than seeing a guy on the phone standing doing his things.

should phone calls be banned in toilets nationwide full stop by the Government?away you back to your sunbed :-

D"
Its mingin....bet women dont sit on the Lavvy on their phones lol x..still here btw ..not away till next week lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WLP's.

Women Lavvy Polis.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Folks

As a general user of blokes public urinals as I drive a lot with my job. There is nothing worse than seeing a guy on the phone standing doing his things.

should phone calls be banned in toilets nationwide full stop by the Government?away you back to your sunbed :-

DIts mingin....bet women dont sit on the Lavvy on their phones lol x..still here btw ..not away till next week lol"
well go practice in the garden lol

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

I'd be concentrating that I don't piss on my shoes so no fone out.generally ppl with fines out in bog are sneaking behind someone's back....generally(b4 you get knives out)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Lee)

Great way to buy a new phone.

Not being funny, I use two hands when preparing to pee...

One for peeing and shake

Two for putting away....

Two hands for washing and I would not like to put my phone down in a public toilet.

I think I'll wait until im done and call back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is going to enforce that, then? "

George Michael.... oops he cant

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Couldn't we reassign the 'bottom inspectors' from Viz comics to patrol the toilets?

Can't have our phones contracting venereal diseases.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Folks

As a general user of blokes public urinals as I drive a lot with my job. There is nothing worse than seeing a guy on the phone standing doing his things.

should phone calls be banned in toilets nationwide full stop by the Government?away you back to your sunbed :-

DIts mingin....bet women dont sit on the Lavvy on their phones lol x..still here btw ..not away till next week lol"
erm...guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could not phone in toilet need both hands to hold mmm what can i say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what annoys me about guys toilets is its ALWAYS a push door to enter, pull door to exit, so the pish covered auld man that leaves without washing his hands gets his pish all over the handle and you are expected to grab the handle to leave.

im on the road a lot with my work and need to use them, so many times ive actually atood waiting for someone to come in so i can jump out the open door without touching the handle. maybe a bit ocd i know, but gives me the boak

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By *aisyDandyCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

As poster above says, the amount of people from all walks of life never wash hands is unreal. I've been for a shower at motorway services and come out with my bag and get looked at like a tramp, yet they walk out in fancy suit avoiding the sink!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple


"what annoys me about guys toilets is its ALWAYS a push door to enter, pull door to exit, so the pish covered auld man that leaves without washing his hands gets his pish all over the handle and you are expected to grab the handle to leave.

im on the road a lot with my work and need to use them, so many times ive actually atood waiting for someone to come in so i can jump out the open door without touching the handle. maybe a bit ocd i know, but gives me the boak "

I had the misfortune to witness our Health chief exec walk out the ladies after having a pee. Disgusting cow

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By *aisyDandyCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

Has she got the nickname of pishey fingers now? Raise the issue at next Health & Safety meeting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is going to enforce that, then? "

the Tories have just given the police one billion to fund the new toilet branch, they'll be responsible for enforcing guys lift the seat, wipe up any dribbles that don't make it into the pan, wash your hands,don't spend ten minutes looking at themselves in the mirror and anyone caught using mobile phone gets 100 hours community service

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Mobiles phones in toilets is something that I've not seen

Agree about the unwashed pishey hands though. Though, urine is sterile and if you've washed your bits, then technically it's clean..

Consider, you go to a meet and expect a woman to give a bj. But if you have a piss, you'd wash your hands

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Folks

As a general user of blokes public urinals as I drive a lot with my job. There is nothing worse than seeing a guy on the phone standing doing his things.

should phone calls be banned in toilets nationwide full stop by the Government?away you back to your sunbed :-

DIts mingin....bet women dont sit on the Lavvy on their phones lol x..still here btw ..not away till next week lol"

Actually women do chat on the lavvy as I found out recently during a phone call when I heard the unmistakeable sound of a flushing loo and she said she couldn't wait but didn't want to end the call.

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By *litter and GrumpCouple
over a year ago

glasgow


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DIts mingin....bet women dont sit on the Lavvy on their phones lol x..still here btw ..not away till next week lol"

I'm guilty of this I spend most my time in bathroom messing about on my phone only think I don't do is talk on it when in bathroom lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who is going to enforce that, then?

the Tories have just given the police one billion to fund the new toilet branch, they'll be responsible for enforcing guys lift the seat, wipe up any dribbles that don't make it into the pan, wash your hands,don't spend ten minutes looking at themselves in the mirror and anyone caught using mobile phone gets 100 hours community service "

So they gave that billion to the DUPEE?

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

WC officer of the lav

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