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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Is now open what you all having ?

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By *aspsMan
over a year ago

dundee

slippery nipple plz

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"slippery nipple plz

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okay but what you having to drink ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nawty i have heard you like a cock tail. I happen tiike in to . Iike a little shot called dynamite which is very explosive .to much and it will blow you r head off

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Nawty i have heard you like a cock tail. I happen tiike in to . Iike a little shot called dynamite which is very explosive .to much and it will blow you r head off

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love a wee cocktail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea sadly got kids sleepover. If bar open tomorrow a very large glass of Chardonnay ????

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Cup of tea sadly got kids sleepover. If bar open tomorrow a very large glass of Chardonnay ????"
il keep it chilling for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort with ice just leave the bottle hic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not Scottish, but may I have a double shot of Jameson and a Corona. Thank you. Here's a 20, keep the change.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Southern comfort with ice just leave the bottle hic!

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straw?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Im not Scottish, but may I have a double shot of Jameson and a Corona. Thank you. Here's a 20, keep the change."
oh thank you

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Seems my taste in beer is the opposite from my women..

A cold Black Isle Blonde or a Sheihallion for me please.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Best make mine - working early tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got the kids so cuppa tea and a rich tea. party on. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cup of tea sadly got kids sleepover. If bar open tomorrow a very large glass of Chardonnay ????il keep it chilling for you

Thank you I will need it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I will have something that reflects my personality so a cheeky vimto please. Its sweet and its fruity and very cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"got the kids so cuppa tea and a rich tea. party on. x"

I should just bring my cuppa, kids and join you for a rich tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of lager love, and stick the racin oan eh? Cheers doll.

Wait, it's not that kind of bar, is it?

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

Kraken and lemonade for me

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By *ittle DancerWoman
over a year ago

Leslie, Glenrothes

One of Michelle's (CJs) fishbowls please (if she's unavailable to mix it.. I'm pretty sure they consist of 99% alcohol and something which makes you forget what day of the week it is for 3 days afterwards - but man is it fun lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prosecco with chambord and a few fresh raspberries too thanks

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Where did you all come from lol think I need a barmans help lol

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

I'm game for pulling a few...

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By *reeningtomMan
over a year ago

Angus

Vodka and red bull, need the energy boost

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By *4us2Couple
over a year ago

scotland

Vodka diet for me & for the Mr that'll be a pint of beer

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Large whiskey no ice mmmmm

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'm game for pulling a few... "
phew thank god lol

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

"I'm game for pulling a few... phew thank god lol

There is a cost at the end of the evening. I'll see you when the bar is empty later, and make use of the bar another way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prosecco with chambord and a few fresh raspberries too thanks

Oh now that sounds good yes please but keep

It for tomorrow for me

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'm game for pulling a few... phew thank god lol

There is a cost at the end of the evening. I'll see you when the bar is empty later, and make use of the bar another way..."
hahaha cheeky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit juice for me I'm driving at 4am

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

A glass of Malbec please!

Infact just give me the bottle!!!

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Cup of tea sadly got kids sleepover."

Surely, that's enough of a reason to fire into the hard stuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice g&t ice and lemon please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A glass of Malbec please!

Infact just give me the bottle!!!"
what the bloody hell is that? Malibu and triple sec? Malibu and becks? I'm such a philistine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large glass of Macallan 10 year old straight plus a Montecristo No 4 cigar and a girl with huge tits sucking me off please .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is now open what you all having ?

Anything with u

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Disaronno on the rocks, please, and have one yourself

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Is now open what you all having ?

Anything with u

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lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Disaronno on the rocks, please, and have one yourself

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why thank you

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"A glass of Malbec please!

Infact just give me the bottle!!!what the bloody hell is that? Malibu and triple sec? Malibu and becks? I'm such a philistine "

Haha ya tube!!!

It's red wine! French not Argentinian tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natwysh em no piseshed em pure dead soberish gees a wee nippy gin

Em no leaving ta you doo hic'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A glass of Malbec please!

Infact just give me the bottle!!!what the bloody hell is that? Malibu and triple sec? Malibu and becks? I'm such a philistine

Haha ya tube!!!

It's red wine! French not Argentinian tonight!

Fancy pants. I'm stuck out at the airport holiday inn where they don't do tennants. Stuck drinking continental fancy lager when I'm really just after a few pints of bog standard domestic piss water. It's a hard life

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A wee cheeky prossecco but just the one then back to irn bru x

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By *inUpGirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A gin n lemonade x

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Gin and tonic please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitter lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka Martini - shaken not stirred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this chat about alcohol makes me want to go to a bar ... anyone fancy a few cock tails?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

All drinks coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All drinks coming up

Good to hear

Can you find a good Gavi de Gavi

Ideally 2000 round the back.

I'll get you search

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All drinks coming up

Good to hear

Can you find a good Gavi de Gavi

Ideally 2000 round the back.

I'll get you search

Bloody phone

I'll help you search, especially in a dark cellar

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"All drinks coming up

Good to hear

Can you find a good Gavi de Gavi

Ideally 2000 round the back.

I'll get you search

Bloody phone

I'll help you search, especially in a dark cellar"
lol found it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a venom please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time is the bar opening tonight ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"got the kids so cuppa tea and a rich tea. party on. x

I should just bring my cuppa, kids and join you for a rich tea

isnt it all just one big party! ill break out the slankets and switch on netflix lol

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Jd and a straw don't want to ruin lippy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby Guinness for me ...line them up !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

"What time is the bar opening tonight ? "

A good point. Last night's bar maid owes me big style...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vimto please gorgeous

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"What time is the bar opening tonight ? "
6pm lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"What time is the bar opening tonight ?

A good point. Last night's bar maid owes me big style...

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hahaha ops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint please

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Kopparberg Pear, or a Citrus Fizz Eden Mill mixology project

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

"What time is the bar opening tonight ? 6pm lol

I need a pint now,you have to open early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

something cheap..and a drink please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tanquery, slice of cucumbet ,full fat tonic please ,I want an early start after being dry for 2 days

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man
over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Milk ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kir royale xx

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By *odkaredbull23Man
over a year ago

some where central

Vodka and red bull for me please followed by a poison cocktail

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Right what you all on tonight ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm

I'll have a pint of Old Peculiar please ( No sarky comments

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By *e gentle 100Woman
over a year ago

Bathgate

I'll have a large glass filled with ice then slowly pour vodka over the ice then add plenty diet and a bit of lemon then guzzle that down and have another one and drink it slowly lol. Xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Hmmm

I'll have a pint of Old Peculiar please ( No sarky comments

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I never said a word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So large white wine was chilling for me

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"So large white wine was chilling for me

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well deserved wait its a large one... the wine I mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a vimto and a hug I'm a tired cherub tonight

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Can I have a vimto and a hug I'm a tired cherub tonight

xx"
of course (((big hugs)))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a vimto and a hug I'm a tired cherub tonight

xx"

Vimto sacralige ,but you can have the hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a vimto and a hug I'm a tired cherub tonight

xxof course (((big hugs)))

Awww thanks Mrs

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By *egal221Man
over a year ago

glasgow

May I please have a wee vodka redbull - need a wee pickmeup lol x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Can I have a vimto and a hug I'm a tired cherub tonight

xxof course (((big hugs)))

Awww thanks Mrs

xx"
your welcome

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"May I please have a wee vodka redbull - need a wee pickmeup lol x"
course you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An extra strong coffee please, some sweet potatoe fries and some ice cream! Thanks!

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

"Right what you all on tonight ?

So far, the hot German lady from the bar this afternoon.

Sorry, no assistance from me tonight, I'm shagging the night away...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Right what you all on tonight ?

So far, the hot German lady from the bar this afternoon.

Sorry, no assistance from me tonight, I'm shagging the night away...

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hahaha enjoy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm

I'll have a pint of Old Peculiar please ( No sarky comments

I never said a word

You might not but certain others might

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Hmmm

I'll have a pint of Old Peculiar please ( No sarky comments

I never said a word

You might not but certain others might

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lol

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

Is the bar opening again? I need to drown the forthcoming end of a holiday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint o lager fir me Please

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

"Pint o lager fir me Please"

I'll join you if that's ok? For once a cold one please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Daniels and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone of your top malts one block ice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large glass of red wine thanks!!

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By *avid_C78Man
over a year ago

Fife

I'll have an ovd and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint o lager fir me Please

I'll join you if that's ok? For once a cold one please..."

Dam so far away :p

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By *impleSailorMan
over a year ago

the moon

A cheeky rum would go down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pellegrini and a slice of lemon would be nice for now please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a Vesper please.

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A nice chilled proseco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I just have a vimto and a hug please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I just have a vimto and a hug please

Ohhh and a blonde with nice boobs I'm needing cheered up I'm a tired cherub xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a dynamite on the rocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the bar??

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Sex on the beach please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh Long Island Tea...... mmmmm not a restricted UK one but a proper, no holds barred, fuckin Spanish one mmmmmm

hid x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*! hic

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