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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ive been getting spam messages from someone with the name Buster.

Its really becoming very annoying and would rather it stopped.

He keeps asking me if ive heard of a Seventies Band called Sweet.

Therefore..

Does anyone know the way ..Theres got to be a way to Block Buster..

Throw some Mindless Humour around Folks ..

Ffs Keep It Fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call two thieves?? A pair of knickers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who invented electricity 2 bright sparks groan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elvis presley lost his blue shoes and when he found them they were all chewd up . He asked his bodygaurds to find out who done it one came back told elvis . It was the cat that chewd your blue shows lol. The more matures will get that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite. David Hasslehoff goes into a glasgow pub and asks thebarman for a pint. The barman says hey your David Hasselhoff. He replies just call me hoff. The barman replies nae hassle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man goes into a zoo... there's only one animal in it... it's a dog... it's a shit zoo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do squirels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry. .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ive just read an article in regards to Bellshill Maternity..

Im glad the dispute in all those years has came to its final conclusion.

It shut down because there were too many Cracks in it.

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

My friend was shot recently with a starting pistol...

...police think its race related

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Car Keys - Check

Gloves - Check

Ski Mask - Check

Body Bag - Check

Oh ffs wait ...Wrong List .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a new drug that's a combination of Viagra and laxatives. It's called Easy Come Easy Go.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Breaking News -

Renault & Ford are in negotiations in launching a New Car in August.

They are combining the Renault Clio with the Ford Taurus .

Speculation has stated its called the

"New Clitaurus"

What Car review states its a basturd too start in the morning .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does an anniversary, a birthday and a toilet have in common...

... a man generally misses all three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman phones the doctor..

Doctor doctor ive just went into labour and i think my waters have broke

Doctor, where are you ringing from...

Woman, from the waist down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breaking News -

Renault & Ford are in negotiations in launching a New Car in August.

They are combining the Renault Clio with the Ford Taurus .

Speculation has stated its called the

"New Clitaurus"

What Car review states its a basturd too start in the morning .

"

And every c*** will have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breaking News -

Renault & Ford are in negotiations in launching a New Car in August.

They are combining the Renault Clio with the Ford Taurus .

Speculation has stated its called the

"New Clitaurus"

What Car review states its a basturd too start in the morning .

And every c*** will have one "

What's the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?

Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breaking News -

Renault & Ford are in negotiations in launching a New Car in August.

They are combining the Renault Clio with the Ford Taurus .

Speculation has stated its called the

"New Clitaurus"

What Car review states its a basturd too start in the morning .

And every c*** will have one

What's the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?

Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.

"

love it

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