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A DUNDEE FAMILY TREE

The Wah Family Tree.

Noah Wah - The Family Patriarch & Head of the Family

Ella Wah - wife of Noah - is more adventurous and likes travelling locally

…and their offspring:-

Beena Wah - the daughter who has just returned from a journey.

Gonna Wah - son who is presently leaving on his journey.

Emma Wah - wayward daughter who wants to leave the family home.

Takka Wah - son of doubtful parentage who now owns a successful fast food Take-away outlet.

Bide Ah Wah - the son who emigrated to the Antipodes.

Steina Wah - daughter-in-law married to Bide.

Ocha Wah - dismissive son who never believes what his parents tell him

Wharra Wah - son who keeps getting lost due to an inability to read maps.

Eeza Wah - a recently deceased Jewish Cousin of the Wah family.

Farrah Wah - a somewhat distant cousin who dreams of being a film star.

Jista Wah - the son who went away only moments ago.

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The surname of this Family would make you think that they may be of foreign extraction, but in fact their roots are firmly embedded in Dundee Folklore. Two of them even appear in a traditional Scottish Folksong which is a great favourite at Family Funerals, as it is guaranteed to cheer everyone up as they are having a bevvy.

Eh'm Noah Wah tae Bide Ah Wah,

Eh'm Noah Wah tae lave ye.

Eh'm Noah Wah tae Bide Ah Wah,

Eh'll aye come back tae see Ye