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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired

(plus I was TRYING to perv )

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired

(plus I was TRYING to perv )"

God this sounds like John... I get a regular running commentary of his day throughout the day. We don't need to know the details lol

K x

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Was gonna say lol... depends who's doing the explaining

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired

(plus I was TRYING to perv )

God this sounds like John... I get a regular running commentary of his day throughout the day. We don't need to know the details lol

K x"

Ohhhhhhhhh that's almost as bad lol CxXx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was gonna say lol... depends who's doing the explaining "

Ahhhh true Petit Pois...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired

(plus I was TRYING to perv )

God this sounds like John... I get a regular running commentary of his day throughout the day. We don't need to know the details lol

K x

Ohhhhhhhhh that's almost as bad lol CxXx

"

Sorrrrrrrrrrrrry John lol

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill

I get boiler house and pipe chat every day. I know absolutely nothing about welding and stuff but I still get the bloody chat lol

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I get boiler house and pipe chat every day. I know absolutely nothing about welding and stuff but I still get the bloody chat lol "

Do you stare blankly like I do?

K x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get boiler house and pipe chat every day. I know absolutely nothing about welding and stuff but I still get the bloody chat lol "

Aye welding, guttering, washing machines, motherboards, alarm systems, double glazing... arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh (I must have one of those faces ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get boiler house and pipe chat every day. I know absolutely nothing about welding and stuff but I still get the bloody chat lol

Do you stare blankly like I do?

K x"

I am very aware of trying to arrange my face into some kind of interested look but have no idea WHAT it actually does lol

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I get boiler house and pipe chat every day. I know absolutely nothing about welding and stuff but I still get the bloody chat lol

Do you stare blankly like I do?

K x

I am very aware of trying to arrange my face into some kind of interested look but have no idea WHAT it actually does lol "

Ha! John will say are you listening to me... of course I am... what did I just say... emmmm

K x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get boiler house and pipe chat every day. I know absolutely nothing about welding and stuff but I still get the bloody chat lol

Do you stare blankly like I do?

K x

I am very aware of trying to arrange my face into some kind of interested look but have no idea WHAT it actually does lol

Ha! John will say are you listening to me... of course I am... what did I just say... emmmm

K x"

Lol you should just say - it was fascinating darling but I just didn't understand it

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I get boiler house and pipe chat every day. I know absolutely nothing about welding and stuff but I still get the bloody chat lol "

I need help welding in my van.... send him over lol

John

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Aye well men get forced to watch the soaps, get shown shoes and dresses and have to feign interest with glazed over eyes trying to mumble something encouraging at the exact moment or get the "you think i look fat in this dont you?".....

Me? I can talk shoes and makeup, yet still talk about engines and stuff with equal comfort.... Quite the catch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aye well men get forced to watch the soaps, get shown shoes and dresses and have to feign interest with glazed over eyes trying to mumble something encouraging at the exact moment or get the "you think i look fat in this dont you?".....

Me? I can talk shoes and makeup, yet still talk about engines and stuff with equal comfort.... Quite the catch "

Smertybreeks... as if the LEGS weren't enough...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aye well men get forced to watch the soaps, get shown shoes and dresses and have to feign interest with glazed over eyes trying to mumble something encouraging at the exact moment or get the "you think i look fat in this dont you?".....

Me? I can talk shoes and makeup, yet still talk about engines and stuff with equal comfort.... Quite the catch "

Here here except for the make up and shoes.lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aye well men get forced to watch the soaps, get shown shoes and dresses and have to feign interest with glazed over eyes trying to mumble something encouraging at the exact moment or get the "you think i look fat in this dont you?".....

Me? I can talk shoes and makeup, yet still talk about engines and stuff with equal comfort.... Quite the catch

Here here except for the make up and shoes.lol"

Jo wins then lol

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired

(plus I was TRYING to perv )"

Were you chatting to the naughty fireman from Manchester?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired

(plus I was TRYING to perv )"

And to think that poor sod had been on interminable customer service and satisfaction courses to keep you happy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired

(plus I was TRYING to perv )

And to think that poor sod had been on interminable customer service and satisfaction courses to keep you happy "

All he had to do was his job - I'm easy pleased yanno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired

(plus I was TRYING to perv )

And to think that poor sod had been on interminable customer service and satisfaction courses to keep you happy

All he had to do was his job - I'm easy pleased yanno "

Of course you are, how could anyone possibly think otherwise

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By *ugs and JunkCouple
over a year ago

Bellshill


"I get boiler house and pipe chat every day. I know absolutely nothing about welding and stuff but I still get the bloody chat lol

I need help welding in my van.... send him over lol

John "

I'll bring him over in exchange for Krispy creme donuts lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired

(plus I was TRYING to perv )

And to think that poor sod had been on interminable customer service and satisfaction courses to keep you happy

All he had to do was his job - I'm easy pleased yanno

Of course you are, how could anyone possibly think otherwise "

Well some folk can get the wrong idea... some folk you know the ones... the leopards

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired

(plus I was TRYING to perv )

And to think that poor sod had been on interminable customer service and satisfaction courses to keep you happy

All he had to do was his job - I'm easy pissed yanno "

Sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired

(plus I was TRYING to perv )

And to think that poor sod had been on interminable customer service and satisfaction courses to keep you happy

All he had to do was his job - I'm easy pissed yanno

Sorted "

If only they did get me pissed... I might tolerate it better Steph lolol xXx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired

(plus I was TRYING to perv )"

Awwwww c'mon....It's not like he was explaining the offside rule.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired

(plus I was TRYING to perv ) Awwwww c'mon....It's not like he was explaining the offside rule. "

Actually it was EXACTLY like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired

(plus I was TRYING to perv ) Awwwww c'mon....It's not like he was explaining the offside rule.

Actually it was EXACTLY like that "

hahaha, that bad eh?? I would of just walked away or throw in the old curve ball, like... Fucking hell you've got a big cock,no sorry...That's your ego....Or what's the market rate going for bullshit???

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired

(plus I was TRYING to perv )"

I believe the phenomenon you speak of is call 'Mansplaining'. Would you like me to go over the theoretical concept and empirical evidence used to support this phenomenon....

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow


"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired

(plus I was TRYING to perv )

God this sounds like John... I get a regular running commentary of his day throughout the day. We don't need to know the details lol

K x"

Saw your post K, and it inspired me to fab your profile pic of soapy boobs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... explain techological things you have no interest in... no matter what it is (today it was fire extinguishers) - full rundown on hoses perishing and leaks in the foam horn (with demonstration ) - dammit I just want you to sort it not give me a full rundown on how it was made, works and how it will be repaired

(plus I was TRYING to perv )

I believe the phenomenon you speak of is call 'Mansplaining'. Would you like me to go over the theoretical concept and empirical evidence used to support this phenomenon.... "

Hahhahaha brilliant and love that label - MANSPLAINING... The next guy who does it is getting called on it

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By *osaurus2Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Hahhahaha brilliant and love that label - MANSPLAINING... The next guy who does it is getting called on it "

)

Here's a good one I heard recently:

Why do mansplainers never get thirsty?

Because they all have a 'well, actually...'

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