FabSwingers.com forum: looking for a wee dog !!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am in the process of looking for a wee dog to keep me company on the winter nights ahead..

must be male ... gonna call him Joe

must not shed hair

must not slaver

must walk with an air of stylishness

must appreciate a good showtune

must press off button on remote when fitba comes on

must freshen the room after a fart with Jo Malone room mist

must gag when not served Evian water

must know difference between Salmon and Pink

any ideas where I need to start looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

View , fone Fugy , hes got a lot a contacts lol

oh and a hope your well ya big nude book

take care

ur friend

Buboo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

thanks Bub nearly forgot....

dog must also....

keep eye on the drive and pull blinds down on the noise of fugy's approching motorbike .....

phew that was close..

hope yu well also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toyr 'R' Us ?? xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in the process of looking for a wee dog to keep me company on the winter nights ahead..

must be male ... gonna call him Joe

must not shed hair

must not slaver

must walk with an air of stylishness

must appreciate a good showtune

must press off button on remote when fitba comes on

must freshen the room after a fart with Jo Malone room mist

must gag when not served Evian water

must know difference between Salmon and Pink

any ideas where I need to start looking

View Hunni,

The idea wee dug for you would have to be a Poodle.....for the simple reason they don't shed hair.

Think you'll also find they meet a majority of your other requirements as well. We used to have one when I was a wee lass and as far as I recall he'd have ticked all the boxes lol

Mrs Saint xxxx

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By *rouble and strifeCouple
over a year ago

Nr Glasgow

try bob carolgees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am in the process of looking for a wee dog to keep me company on the winter nights ahead..

must be male ... gonna call him Joe

must not shed hair

must not slaver

must walk with an air of stylishness

must appreciate a good showtune

must press off button on remote when fitba comes on

must freshen the room after a fart with Jo Malone room mist

must gag when not served Evian water

must know difference between Salmon and Pink

any ideas where I need to start looking

View Hunni,

The idea wee dug for you would have to be a Poodle.....for the simple reason they don't shed hair.

Think you'll also find they meet a majority of your other requirements as well. We used to have one when I was a wee lass and as far as I recall he'd have ticked all the boxes lol

Mrs Saint xxxx"

ta mrs saint xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"try bob carolgees"

too kind beth ta xx

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

lol i could lend you hercy to scare fugy away he disnae like ma wee dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you need to get a Shi Zu puppy will love you uncondtionally, keep all your secrets, has one of the the coolest walks & shed no hair we have one Charlie & he is one cool dude. K xx

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

What about one of these http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25857046-401,00.html

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heard its going to be available in good pets shops worldwide but will be kept under the counter & comes in a brown bag lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beishon Friez, or however the hell you spell it,lol, never shed hairs,my sisters one has to sniff yer eyes to decide if likes you or not,its cute as hell,white fluffy things!!

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By *rTylerCouple
over a year ago

Angus

Or what about a lhasa apso

I think 1 of them would be right up ur street son ,,,,,,,,,

Lovely wee things, very loyal, lovely coat dont shed ( nearest thing to human hair )

If you save there hair when ya brush them and you know someone with an old spinnin wheel there coat makes for a lovely jumper ( softer than kashmeir )

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By *ENDON69Couple
over a year ago

tayside

what about a westie we have one hes great fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

View,

Beishon Friez is such a lovely dog esp wen you get them back from poodle parlour lol.... I just got a puppy one that doesnt shed hair good temperment with children and is a very clever dog its a Hungarian Vizla ... it will be a big dog but its very affectionate.. kids love him... They are classed as rare breed so check website will have list of breeders and info about the dog... happy hunting xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just sent u a message hun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a rescue centre, but be warned, you might get the desire to take em all home,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wow , many thanks all , loads of great suggestions , much appreciated xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised you haven't got a cockadoodle in mind... ideal dogs as they don't shed, they love being lap dogs and fugy fortunately has no clue about them yet... think the name of the breed itself suits you too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm surprised you haven't got a cockadoodle in mind... ideal dogs as they don't shed, they love being lap dogs and fugy fortunately has no clue about them yet... think the name of the breed itself suits you too!

off to google cock ..... a doodle

could be a while......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have You thought of having a pig???? lolol...Pumfrey can keep ya warm on those long cold dark winters nights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have You thought of having a pig???? lolol...Pumfrey can keep ya warm on those long cold dark winters nights"

read my 'Come Dine With Me' thread and please note: chicken kievs and BACON ROLLS......

send Pumfrey and 24 white rolls fae tesco's....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL!!!!! what...ya don't just want him for a good snuggle in front of the radiator while ur watching West Side Story?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought size didnt count lol, get a Rottie. it walks with an air of grace (well you tell it if you think it doesnt) it doesnt shed hair, it can eat fugy for breakfast and as for blinds and tv remote controls, you wont have any cos it would have eaten them in 2 hours flat lol.

I am here to help view bud hehehe

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sounds like Fanny the Wonder Dog your after View

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh a dog u say, well good luck with whatever you go for

Kazz xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how about a cock a poo

doesnt cast and not big

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

off to google cock ..... a doodle

could be a while......

phewwwww what an afternoon....

googled cock....and recognised many

finally got to cockapoodle and love them...

seems fitting I should get a dog with cock somewhere..

so the search begins for a cockapoodle in chocolate .... needs to blend in with soft furnishings... and before the animal liberation brigade petrol bomb ma hoose....

I will be very, very, very kind to ma wee dog...

off to search for one...

back later xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ps thanks all for your help, very much appreciated xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

View bud get the newest breed out a cockadoodle rottie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get any dug and shave the bassa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"View bud get the newest breed out a cockadoodle rottie lol"

too butch !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need to walk the dog, not the dog walk me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or what about a lhasa apso

I think 1 of them would be right up ur street son ,,,,,,,,,

Lovely wee things, very loyal, lovely coat dont shed ( nearest thing to human hair )

If you save there hair when ya brush them and you know someone with an old spinnin wheel there coat makes for a lovely jumper ( softer than kashmeir )"

Exactly what i was going to say, great dogs, stick by your side & just cool great wee buddys, originally from Tibet

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By *r FeelgoodsMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire/Glasgow

The best dog I think is a whippet they are so graceful very peaceful love cuddling up and great great company I have two !!

Craig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if its a dog you want, pop up falkirk high street on a friday night, more dogs than you can shake a stick at......!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if its a dog you want, pop up falkirk high street on a friday night, more dogs than you can shake a stick at......!!!!!"

oi mr 24 .... play nice lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

have tracked down an apricot coloured one .... just deciding if I can get coordinating collar, lead, bowl & brush...

and a great 'teach yourself how to train a stud macho serial shagging' cockapoodle.......

like father ....... like son.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have tracked down an apricot coloured one .... just deciding if I can get coordinating collar, lead, bowl & brush...

and a great 'teach yourself how to train a stud macho serial shagging' cockapoodle.......

like father ....... like son.........

will he have a Vivenne Westwood four poster too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

his own room....

for entertaining the local lady dogs .....

and hopefully a local bit of ruff ruff male totty ....

did i mention he was gonna be bi lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"his own room....

for entertaining the local lady dogs .....

and hopefully a local bit of ruff ruff male totty ....

did i mention he was gonna be bi lol "

google oxford II doggie bed lol lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl here

welcome back babe oh how i have missed your posts.

mrs h xxxxxxxxx

keep up the good work cheers me up no end xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best dog I think is a whippet they are so graceful very peaceful love cuddling up and great great company I have two !!

Craig"

deffo agree with you craig. whippets are the most loving and loyal dogs.

mrs h xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi!!!!!

For the record a ken fook aw aboot dugs!!!

Av never

fed

walked

pumped

groomed

lost

bought

a dug!!!!! Ever!!!!

Lol

p.s. Am on ma hols wi nae Internet . A did this reply thru ma fone. I'll b back tues tae clear ma sullied name!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

pmsl here

welcome back babe oh how i have missed your posts.

mrs h xxxxxxxxx

keep up the good work cheers me up no end xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx"

thanks mrs h xxxxx and hug to mr h

joe has been reserved from breeder and he comes to stay in 5 weeks ( wee soul is only 3 weeks old ).... he is black not chocolate so busy, busy, busy redecorating my house so he blends in...

father doing well....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww congratulations hun on your new wee adition

mrs h xxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl here

welcome back babe oh how i have missed your posts.

mrs h xxxxxxxxx

keep up the good work cheers me up no end xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

thanks mrs h xxxxx and hug to mr h

joe has been reserved from breeder and he comes to stay in 5 weeks ( wee soul is only 3 weeks old ).... he is black not chocolate so busy, busy, busy redecorating my house so he blends in...

father doing well....

You'll be cock-a-hoop with your cockapoo then cock? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u been on the happy pills again fugy.......u really expect us to believe this pish?....PMSL!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"u been on the happy pills again fugy.......u really expect us to believe this pish?....PMSL!!!!!"

oi!!!!!!!

A um on ma holidays !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"u been on the happy pills again fugy.......u really expect us to believe this pish?....PMSL!!!!!

oi!!!!!!!

A um on ma holidays !!!!"

enjoy your holidays fugy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll love having a dog around View, my old collie, no matter how shit a day you had, him unable to walk straight because of his tail wagging, overjoyed to see dad home again,was insta-smile stuff,unconditional love,maybe the best kind anyone can have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in the process of looking for a wee dog to keep me company on the winter nights ahead..

must be male ... gonna call him Joe

must not shed hair

must not slaver

must walk with an air of stylishness

must appreciate a good showtune

must press off button on remote when fitba comes on

must freshen the room after a fart with Jo Malone room mist

must gag when not served Evian water

must know difference between Salmon and Pink

any ideas where I need to start looking

wish i could help ud but alas all the dogs i know are taken and vicious lol but good luck dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

going to pick Joe from the litter tomorrow and am hyper excited.

he coming to stay on the 12th ..

his room is all finished..

might get a pal for him too.. to keep him company and call him Jack..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"going to pick Joe from the litter tomorrow and am hyper excited.

he coming to stay on the 12th ..

his room is all finished..

might get a pal for him too.. to keep him company and call him Jack..

Good luck with the new pet(s) View, hope everything works out great for U all

PS, we R still talking about dogs right???

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By *ivingston_cplCouple
over a year ago

livingston

aww u finally found ur pup,hope uz have a great time,i wouldnt b without fudge now xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"going to pick Joe from the litter tomorrow and am hyper excited.

he coming to stay on the 12th ..

his room is all finished..

might get a pal for him too.. to keep him company and call him Jack..

Good luck with the new pet(s) View, hope everything works out great for U all

PS, we R still talking about dogs right??? "

thanks and aye still dogs..

stinky neighbour's female dog is my wee Joe's first target .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck with the little fella ..... just make sure he knows how to make tea n coffee so I can pop round when you're out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwwww the proud daddy brings his new baby home...... be prepared for the sleepless nights, the toilet training and the teething

xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"awwwww the proud daddy brings his new baby home...... be prepared for the sleepless nights, the toilet training and the teething

xxxxx"

don't worry .... I bought a Phillipino house boy off the tinternet to deal with such nasties.....

I shall sleep well .....

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

awwwwwwwwwww view he''ll be cute as hell and soon be a sagging machine like his daddy. least i'll remember when ye got him-on ma birthday lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"awwwwwwwwwww view he''ll be cute as hell and soon be a sagging machine like his daddy. lol"

oi Rhona ... I put on a few pounds but sagging a bit much xxxxxxxxx

happy burthday when it comes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"awwwwwwwwwww view he''ll be cute as hell and soon be a sagging machine like his daddy. lol

oi Rhona ... I put on a few pounds but sagging a bit much xxxxxxxxx

happy burthday when it comes..

Gonna be away for a while...so enjoy the little fella when he arrives....give him a pat on the head from me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"awwwwwwwwwww view he''ll be cute as hell and soon be a sagging machine like his daddy. lol

oi Rhona ... I put on a few pounds but sagging a bit much xxxxxxxxx

happy burthday when it comes..

Gonna be away for a while...so enjoy the little fella when he arrives....give him a pat on the head from me!!"

will do and my joe will have pupped her next door by time you come back ....

and the doggy CSA can chase us ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"awwwwwwwwwww view he''ll be cute as hell and soon be a sagging machine like his daddy. lol

oi Rhona ... I put on a few pounds but sagging a bit much xxxxxxxxx

happy burthday when it comes..

Gonna be away for a while...so enjoy the little fella when he arrives....give him a pat on the head from me!!

will do and my joe will have pupped her next door by time you come back ....

and the doggy CSA can chase us ....

PMSL!!! well..if ya need a good lawyer........lemme know.......i know a few

will come n meet him when I get back and admire his handywork over the garden fence

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have twins.....

Jack is all black ..

Joe is black and has a wee black paw.

Jack will be a builder when he grows up.

Joe will work with soft furnishings, if you get my drift.

they will both shag all the fem dogs in the area and Joe may dabble with a bit of ruff ruff....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

congratulations new daddy, hope your boys bring you years of fun and loving xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok im a lazy thread reader, canny see what kind the dogs are?

Was it said? soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they are COCKapoos......lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

pic rejected as animals not allowed.

oh well.... no worries.

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By *fcarlesbergmadeswingersCouple
over a year ago

Wallsend

ah your a daddy now welcome to the sleepless nights and the the endless worry its all worth it want any advice just shout as we have a westie and a scottie and i have nearly all the tranning manuals you can get so if you want one message me have fun with your bundels off joy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My one was easy to figure when sumthing up with it, stopped eating, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pic rejected as animals not allowed.

oh well.... no worries.

maybe just as well.... you'd get hundreds of hits on your viewed me.... off you know who!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockapoo's ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cockapoo's ? lol"

cocker spaniel and poodle cross .... bit like my labradoodle only smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we bought two view best thing we ever done really good company for each other.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"we bought two view best thing we ever done really good company for each other."

good to hear gam thanks ... was a wee bit worried but hey ... the 2 wee faces looking at me.. once eye contact

am a wee softie lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

am a wee softie lol

oops on a swinger site not a good use of word 'softie'......

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By *rs kemeaCouple
over a year ago

angus

Esp wee softie lol

Glad to hear you've got your boys home. They'll be driving you up the wall in no time but you'll wonder what you did without them too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Glad to hear you've got your boys home. They'll be driving you up the wall in no time but you'll wonder what you did without them too

not yet, not till the 12th .. got their wee food and drink bowls ready ..

off to get collars etc etc the morra..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

popped in for some home made cream of mushroom soup... freshly blended.. [none clinging to the walls or counter tops either].... and what did I spy in the kitchen? the new baby boys wee ceramic bowls waiting for them to make an appearance ....all shiny and cute and bone shaped... canna wait to see the wee yins chow down in them xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" popped in for some home made cream of mushroom soup... freshly blended.. [none clinging to the walls or counter tops either].... and what did I spy in the kitchen? the new baby boys wee ceramic bowls waiting for them to make an appearance ....all shiny and cute and bone shaped... canna wait to see the wee yins chow down in them xxxx

lol lol glad you liked them..

6 days and counting down....

and the soup and my lemon tart ..

all made by me.....

fingers crossed she didna see Tesco lemon tart box in bin.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol lol glad you liked them..

6 days and counting down....

and the soup and my lemon tart ..

all made by me.....

fingers crossed she didna see Tesco lemon tart box in bin....."

... only tart's box I saw in the kitchen was yours !!

[hope he never saw me pervin]

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